What can go wrong

What can go wrong

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That has to be the most retarded thing ive seen

the water is going to turn green when everyone pees in it

Why does everyone think water is blue?

Not much as long as the architects are competent

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Why does everybody think the sky is blue?

it technically is. though very slight

Cuz it is in large quantities dummy

It reflects blue light

Imagine how much can you charge for an apartment there

because it is?

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Not my problem, never understood why kids idolize that horrible country... only thing I can think of is YouTube supercar videos.

>what can go wrong?

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The pool guy could go on strike.

holy fuck sandniggers are so dumb

Based costa del sol poster

Why the fuck was this even proposed? There’s barely room for one person to swim, let alone do laps or have your friends over

There is enough room for non-Americans.

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What can go wrong...

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Because Dubai is known for building pretty things that are useless

That looks pretty cool. It's too bad it'd never work since stone can't resist tensile loads.

Imagine a fat guy jumping in the pool displacing water and then having gallons of water fall down in the street on someone's head

Built purely for Tom Cruise to abseil down for five minutes in the new MI movie.

Besides, that pool is too slim to be any fun.

This.

Rememver, they are unironically the grandchildren of literal desert nomads. Great nation for western scam artists to sell them overpriced shit.

You could build and artificial rock with concrete and cloud it with rock encasing

look at the sea, faggot

Because it is.

It would be cold up there what use is a pool?

You would have to do it with steel. Concrete isn't any better under tension than rock is, it's probably worse. But then you'd just have to completely remove that rock thingy and substitute it by steel. It'd be pretty gay. Might as well make one where there is no rock thingy so you don't deface natural beauty.

>What can go wrong
It is going to be hilarious when it does.

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>Who is the master that makes the grass green?

>A private swimming pool in a desert

>be homosexual
>be stupid
>go to daubi to experience the gay scene there
>some men come and say they're interested in doing some modeling with you
>"OHMYGAWD"
>go with the guys to the hotel
>"Alright now stand over there and we'll take your picture with the infinite pool"
>stands infront of pool
>guy takes a picture
>guy is taking a while to take this picture
>one of the guys there starts yelling Allah Akbar
>they rush me
>gets pushed off balcony
>hear them shouting allah akbar as I fall down
>"Well I'm sure they're just closeted gays."

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Fun Fact: Over half of the population in UAE isnt from the Middle East

Great story bro.

If you gave this to me for free I still wouldn't live in that.

At least two deaths within a month of opening

>chinese structural anything
I've seen enough rekt threads to know how that'll work out.

>wants a fucking Olympic lap pool in his $20MM luxury suite.

I bet there isn't even room to park your tractor and a garage to clean your deer.

murican education at its best

Sorry Dubai, Brazil already did it.

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Akbars

Some faggot in the ground shooting at the balconies and watching the kikes raining lool

>olympic pool
>tractor
>deer skinning
did you just add the pool because whites are the only race who can swim well?

This

Looks like a huge masturbator

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Money that could have been spent on toilets, plumbing, and potty training.

Lmao I bet people actually think this is possible.

Architects LOL they draw pretty things. Is the engineers work to make them a reality.

this

Will never even be built, it's too structurally unsound to even get underway.

i want

You are right Cambodia Bro. I should have said architectural engineer.
This building could easily be built provided the physics are balanced out.

Hmm we made the house, but it just looks kinda ugly and upper middle class..

I know! Lets add a pool in an inconvenient place. This will surely let people know it is luxury.

Also, even if it would be save to build on cliffs like this.
Why would you?

>supplies are hard to get up there
>every time you leave home you need a helicopter ride or a long long car ride down the mountain
>also telescope placed and aimed towards the rock and underside of the house
>not placing a simple safetynet below costing a fraction of the house price, but which would save anyone or anything falling

While all you gain is a nice view, that could have been achieved with a tall building.

This looks like something that would be cool in minecraft but scary to live in IRL

nigger this isn't politic

Depends on the laborers and material as well as the engineers.

If they use slave labor, yugoslavian quality concrete and some dumb nephew of the project manager, I can make a fortune by filming Instagram thots falling down with their pools and selling it to the media.

If not, good quality apartment with a pool.

based safety standards

the chemicals they put on pools make it blue

1. Add salt to water, a lot of water
2. Let it fully dissolve
3. Put it in a large clear sided container
4. At the bottom it will look blue

I know wich room would be the guest one for when my mother in law visits us

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The most disturbing part about this is that the house is at the cruising level of a passenger jet.

>glass breaks
>sucked out by the force of water and fall 300 ft
uhhhhhhhhh

>Walk by the building
>Get splashed by all the water dripping from the side

>chinese buildings
That's some final destination shit I'm not going into one of those

It is Dubai, water would probably evaporate on it's way down.
The real truck is going to be keeping the bacteria under control, and keeping the pools from evaporating in the desert heat.

>an intellectual in Cambodia
Wait a sec how did you escape the killing fields?

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All that money and they spend it on nigger tier status symbol shit like this instead of building a space program or genetic engineering or advancing robotics or fusion energy.

This is why Elon Musk is settling Mars. From there we will annihilate the surface of Earth and return from our red vacation home once nature has rejuvenated itself.

Kekking hard

Many swimming pools also have blue tiles to exagerate the blue.

the absolute unit

Wonderful view

Chinese design

Be a cool fish tank

I'm coooming

Nothing if using High Quality Materials 2. Beheadings

It is possible if you anchor deep enough and cantilever but would be fuck off expensive though so might as well be impossible.

Did I get mandela effected into a timeline where water is not blue?

This moron with no ropes... jesus.

Ever swim in a shallow pool but your heart is racing as though you're about to die at any moment?
No? Well now you can. Come suck Dubai's cock.
Where even the mundane, is fucking terrifying beyond all reasonable comprehension.

>Might as well make one where there is no rock thingy so you don't deface natural beauty.

Natural beauty is a social construct, goy. Have an apartment, pic related.

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Imagine the poolscum drenching you as you were going back to your condo goat.

I'd have panic attacks and vomit a lot if I had to live there.

i would love to look out over the slums. half the fun of going on vacation to places like this is gawking at the poor from the comfort of luxury. like on an island when the resort bus picks you up at the airport and drives you to the hotel. you get to see all the poors live their lives as your pass through to your 5 star resort. its sad but its the way it goes.

NO NO NO NO NO

I'd throw down bread crumbs and bottles of water off the balcony at the poor people the entire vacation. I'd buy a fruit basket from the lounge and toss it off.

What the fuck is this?

Imagine trying to get corn pop outta all those pools. Greasy nigger.

because pool chemicals have blue dye in them to make the water blue.

And instantly get flattened upon returning because Earth gravity is 3x as strong as Martian gravity?

found the pajeet

The blue colour is an effect of the light travelling through water, water itself is colourless. Like how blue eyes are blue because of light refraction or whatever, not because they have a blue pigment

You don’t have to have an Olympic sized pool to swim back and forth kek

Except you'd be turning every 3 seconds

This is something I would like to live in if I had the money. Not exactly this maybe but I like it.

>yugoslavian quality concrete
LMAO

It is great to see the name "Yugoslavia" live on as and adjective.

What's next? Old Czechoslovakian whore?