My balls keep getting stuck in my underwear

my balls keep getting stuck in my underwear .
help

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Aren’t they always there though

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you need to lubricate them to ensure they don't get stuck. you can use my saliva

sometimes I have episodes of time when my balls get really big I think and then they get stuck

>you need to lubricate them to ensure they don't get stuck. you can use my saliva
are you girl also spit sucks as lube

I get that too why does that happen

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idk maybe it is breeding season

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>retch ID

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but whom shall I let loose my need to breed on

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Wear boxerbriefs. They're comfortable and don't pinch.

>boxerbriefs
cringe. my balls would get rekt by those. I wear boxers

and I wanna wear panties
idk you could do another yonkers cum tribute

>tfw no vomitting gf

>and I wanna wear panties
but only sometimes

no
why do you want to wear panties

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pee is the only bodily fluid that is hot.
FACT (and maybe vagina lube and spit and blood )

how is cum not hot?

they look comfy

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no

I have sisters and they look too tight to be comfortable

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i gotta admit, this is a pretty based post

>I have sisters and they look too tight to be comfortable
but they are so soft and I wanna feel my balls getting squeezed

I’m not going to stop you from envisioning your dream but I wouldn’t enjoy it personally

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>I’m not going to stop you from envisioning your dream but I wouldn’t enjoy it personally
just for a bit until I bust my nut

Stop wearing tighty whities

But you’d have to clean those afterwards

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I don't
but what if instead of doing that you just have a single pair you cum in and then you can give it to your romantic partner to sniff when xe is feeling down

Go up a pant size or two.

uh ok maybe but I am too skinny for my current underwear already

i ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ˡᵒᵛᵉ iᶠ ʲiᵐᵐʸ ᵈiᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ ʰᵃʰᵃ...

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Is this gayposting I smell
Is THE Ashleyfig gayposting

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real men wear this

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based
yes of course

NIGGA U GAY
Yes. It’s really quite remarkable how my 11mo prediction came true.
Based gaydar is proven right yet again.

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>Yes. It’s really quite remarkable how my 11mo prediction came true.
not really that prediction is unfalsifiable because no matter how much times someone says they are straight they can't prove it so If you keep calling enough people closeted gays then eventually you will find a closeted gay and all the people that weren't closeted gays cannot be used as counter evidence for your prediction because you could just say they haven't come out yet

I’m not here

Stop wearing panties you slut.

II'm not though

>II'm not though
heh sure gayboi.

Boxers and cargo pants, can't stand tight clothes myself.

>Look
Nigga.. look into my eyes and ask yourself if I take you seriously.

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uhhhh what idk

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