I am 20 years old and can't find anyone to FUCKING buy me alcohol

I'm not an alcoholic you piece of shit

I just want to get drunk like once a month but NOOOOOOOOO

>I even tried catfishing a gay guy on craigslist. He ended up sucking my flaccid dick and then not giving me any booze

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You can order a few bits online and make cider really cheap from store bought Apple juice OP.

Can have it just about drinkable in 6 weeks.

Drink water
Why would you want to enter a state of poor decision making with no benefit and with tons of health detriments? Because it makes you feel good for a while?
Be an adult.

See, alcohol turned you gay. Not Jow Forums.

>poor decision making
?????
all i would do is hang out at home
>and with tons of health detriments?
don't care, I'm in good health

fuck you

I'm not even gay I just don't mind having anonymous naked time with strangers if it gets me booze

Give me your address you little bitch, lets throw hands. I’ll even buy you a drink after I beat your ass.

But you have to suck his dick first

Just find a homeless dude and give him some change for a mickey and smokes as thanks

Old enough to die for israel
old enough to buy a bang stick which kills people
old enough to vote

HAHah, yeah you won't give me you're address because you know you can't throw hands, you won't throw hands. But it doesn't matter, as we speak I have my homie tracking the server and your IP. I have over three-hundred confirmed street-fight W's. I am trained in both armed and unarmed combat. I have been involved in numerous raids on rival gangs. I can think of over seven-hundred ways to heem you and that's just with my left hand. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere and anytime. I have universal TSA universal pre-approval, I can be on any flight anytime and be at your current location at anytime. Not only can I throw hands but I have at my disposal access to my entire personal arsenal, each piece of which can wipe you off of the face of the earth with extreme precision. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>have to be 21 to drink
>only need to be 18 to be sent to an overseas shithole to die for billionares

what state do you live in? if your in my area ill buy you some booze

lmao i'm barely allowed to post here and I can buy as much alcohol as i want

>you can die for Israel at 16
>but you have to be 21 to have a beer
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

VA

damn I'm in AZ sorry dude, I'd buy you a drink if I could

lmao fucking americans
pic related me walking into lidl a day after turning 18 and buying Olut beer and cigarettes.

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>Canadians can’t buy it after 11pm

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Come get shitfaced and stoned here dude

take a trip over here you loser.

I've been a smoker and drinker since age 14

lmao fucking virgin loser t. god tier 13

What kind of alcoholic has to go buy liquor after 11?

Liquor stores close at 7pm in my state and cant open on Sunday.

>Americans need to be 21 to buy booze.
LAND OF THE FREE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AJAJAJAJAJAJA

Find some homeless looking guy and get them to do it. Its what I used to do with the lads back when we were 15-16

Hahahahaha suck it

Me but unironically. Luckily my state sells till 2am

You can't get alcohol for flaccid dick. It was fair.

subhuman

>20 year old
>alcoholic
>faggot
>redditor
>"What's wrong with my country"

The fact that you exist still is what's wrong.

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