Hi user, welcome to the neighborhood. I baked some cookies for you

>Hi user, welcome to the neighborhood. I baked some cookies for you

wat do?

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Those look like muffins, dumb bitch

Accept cookie and probably sit down and have a cup of coffee.
From there on I can greet her whenever I see her.

How the fuck did you get into my house

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T-thanks. I do not like sweet things but if it's for you...

Take the cookies and go home

>sink above the counter
is this 2005?

thanks. these will go great with milk.
*grabs a cookie and dunks it into a cup o' milk*
mhhhh yummy!

>thanks, how about we share ingredients and get some baby batter mix bakin

This

Those arent cookies.

are the sink under the counter in portugal?

Eat her cookies

Since I can see she is wearing a crucifix and must therefore be pious, I'll fuck her up her ass so as to preserve her virginity and purity.

Wonderful! I should really return the favor. Want to come over to my house tomorrow? I'm known for making a mean bowl of eggs.

Punch her tits

rape her then walk home normally

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Do westerners really greet and invite for dinner their new neighbours?

Not in my experience, and I've lived in six houses.

Americans maybe

Also, is potato salad that popular in Russia?

Push her into the floor
Shit on her tits
Cum on her mouth
Clean it with pee
Shove the muffins up my ass
Stomp her head
Break all the kitchen
Get naked
Run on the street

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Lmao

She's so pretty

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*AHEM*

N

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...

t-thank you

I'd take a muffin desu
looks pretty tasty

No thanks, I don’t like curry

I start eating her cookies/muffin out if you know what I mean ;)

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gun her down because she entered my property without my knowledge.

I know how to stand my ground

Yes. But we mostly eat it in New Year's eve. We call it Olivié salad btw

aight thanks these are pretty good

Sell the cookies for a profit, use the money to buy a gun, shoot her.

You're not in the US Hans, try pulling that shit in Germany or anywhere in Europe for that matter and all you'll get is a gaping anus in the jailhouse

get out of my house or i'll shot you bitch

Are there olives in it?

???

probably just thank her, she cute

I think he means the dish rack

begone thot, only real geymer girls have a chance with me

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You can't be a gamer and a girl.....
I see right through you veronica....

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She must be trying to poison me... I'll take them and have them analyzed, can't risk dying

Checking myself

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>she has my name on the cake

this is scary lads, I think she wants to kill me