/brit/

fuck tiktok and fuck you

The Catholic Virginity Defence Alliance won't like this. Not one bit.

Makes you think doesn’t it

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NOT tiktok

youtube.com/watch?v=sw4Yll3uYe8

what accent is this

What am i supposed to do? I've got one of these but i haven't got washer's or anything lying around.

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Hey thailad made a new

Europa Universalis IV

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yeah it does haha

Too bad

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youtube.com/watch?v=tUTu7ZOkhO0

Nonce

Paki Tranny (Northern variety)

west end town a dead end world
east end boys and west end girls

Charlemagne loved Post Malone until he found out he was white HAHAHA

Today's death:
1845 – Gregor MacGregor, a Scottish confidence trickster

The mixed-race Carribean king George Augustus signed a document granting MacGregor a substantial swathe of barren Mosquito territory—8,000,000 acres—in exchange for rum and jewellery. MacGregor dubbed this area "Poyais".

In 1821 he appeared back in London calling himself the King of Poyais.

Rumours abounded that he was partially descended from indigenous royalty. The MacGregors received countless social invitations, including an official reception at Guildhall from the Lord Mayor of London.

MacGregor said that he had come to London to attend King George IV's coronation on the Poyers' behalf. He claimed to have inherited a democratic system of government there, with a basic civil service and military. His imaginary country had an honours system (Order of the Green Cross), landed titles, a military, and a coat of arms

Major William John Richardson had not only accepted MacGregor's fantasy as true but had become an active ally, providing his attractive estate at Oak Hall, Wanstead to be a British base for the supposed Poyaisian royal family. He was inducted into the fictional Order of the Green Cross.

MacGregor mounted an aggressive sales campaign. He gave interviews in the national newspapers, engaged publicists to write advertisements and leaflets, and had Poyais-related ballads composed and sung on the streets of London, Edinburgh and Glasgow. In mid-1822 there appeared in Edinburgh and London a 355-page guidebook on Poyais.

About 500 had bought Poyaisian land by early 1823. The buyers included many who invested their life savings. MacGregor deliberately targeted his fellow Scots

500 arrived. Upon finding a barren land, all the settlers left except for about 40 who were too weakened by disease to make the journey. The would-be royal shoemaker, who had left a family in Edinburgh, shot himself.

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oh my days fucking state of this

explain

Netherlands eu4 campaign love it smashing it

STATE

youtube.com/watch?v=xqIzUE0dwrs

he didn't know post malone was white, and has hated him ever since he interviewed him

cursèd gamers! those dastardly niggards have overrun and now gained supremacy over /brit/!

on lvl173 of happy glass lads

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talked to this girl with huge tits in work today
then had a wank in the toilets to the thought of sucking on and burying my face between them

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had been misled to believe that poleaboo had a nice voice

tell him it's because he failed as a parent

is his video out?

Hi

charlemagne tha god finna know wassup on the west side i aint reppin no honky malone-ass niggas

>his

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Gonna buy something off a pretty girl's amazon wishlist

Should I get her an iphone or a macbook?
She'll use it every day it'll be like I'm a part of her life

feeling rather euphoric this evening

yeah mate we're all talking about it

Can't believe people are still getting swindled by these family winter wonderland cons. After all the negative press they've had in the last few years.

bye

really getting into the holiday spirit, me

Absolutely SHATTERED lads
Utterly harangued

Moni sounds blokey as fuck

Jesus Christ why would he become a tranny if he can’t even keep up the delusion?

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might challenge my self and see if i can wank to pakiboys youtube vid

just applied to my favourite twitch streamer's girlfriend list

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Jews? I’m ambivalent

Hehehe

it's a sad thing for many aspies because they all have the aspie voice, and at the same time transgender prevalence in high functioning autistics is pretty high
if there was a god, this would be proof that he was a cunt

red or green pesto lads?

Green

Don't know about any video people apperantly are talking about

there's a red pesto??

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I wish I could fuck Freddie Mercury one last time

norf

Jeremy Corbyn? Love him

Mammy made big al's burgers for dinner

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My all time favorite, she's so cute

this un

>my ASMRFU doesn't have a patreon or Amazon wishlist

Stupid girl

Fuel riots, how dystopian

Today in history:
2017 – The Winklevoss twins are the first Bitcoin billionaires.

They competed in the men's pair rowing event at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

They are known for co-founding HarvardConnection. In 2004, the Winklevoss brothers sued Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, claiming he stole their idea, and ultimately received $65 million.

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what are you buying janny for christmas?

Shagged all four of them.

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youtu.be/oA1e-HbptGg

Powerful

american bogdanoffs

I'll tell you what brother

>sam hyde

cringe

pink pesto

was about to make a post but I realised it would be very lisickiesque of me, so I decided against posting it

3 2 4 1

yeah

Nice of you to take this photo with a potato

I didn't take the photo.

Body Language and Back Chat by Queen are great songs

going to need some proof

she's gone lads
i'll never see her again

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Based. Her vids are the best

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This day in history:
Hostage Terry Anderson freed in Lebanon

On this day in 1991, Islamic militants in Lebanon release kidnapped American journalist Terry Anderson after 2,454 days in captivity.

As chief Middle East correspondent for the Associated Press, Anderson covered the long-running civil war in Lebanon (1975-1990). On March 16, 1985, he was kidnapped on a west Beirut street while leaving a tennis court. His captors took him to the southern suburbs of the city, where he was held prisoner in an underground dungeon for the next six-and-a-half years.

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the rosy phenotype

who is

I did the rightful thing, shall be seeing no more of that

Do shota porn games count as cheese pizza? If the Rozzers inspected my computer and found my shota femdom collection, would I get in trouble?

VERY bad poo
thick and squishy and took forever to clean
didn't even empty my bowels completely so I'll probably need another poo within the hour

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Today in history:
2006 – Six black youths assault a white teenager in Jena, Louisiana.

Rallies in support of the Jena Six were held in Jena on September 20, 2007. Protesters took buses from such distant cities as Los Angeles and Washington, DC. ttendees included civil rights activists Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Martin Luther King III.

Wrong trip, bro. Try again.

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Ew men are gross they have balls and penis!!

those are the worst

This day in history:
Typhoon "Pablo" Kills over 1,000 People in the Philippines

On December 4, 2012, Bopha, a Category 5 typhoon nicknamed “Pablo,” struck the Philippines. Rushing flood waters destroyed entire villages and killed over one thousand people, in what was the strongest typhoon ever to strike the Southeast Asian islands.

"Entire families may have been washed away," said the interior secretary, Mar Roxas.

The hardest hit areas, the Compostela Valley and Davao Oriental provinces, the heavy rainfall triggered landslides and floods. Floods destroyed farming and mining towns all along the coast, flattening banana plantations and completely destroying some citizens’ livelihoods. Some towns were left completely decimated—muddy heaps of collapsed houses. CNN reported that the iron roofs of some buildings were swept away by the 175 mph winds like "flying machetes." Over 200,000 people were stranded after the storm, unable to get anywhere due to the landslides and rising waters.

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Except pretty

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Jews like Sarah Silverman can say they'd be happy to kill Jesus again and get a laugh out of it. BUT WHEN I say that I would love to see the jews rounded up and put into concentration camps again I am met with anger. Why is that?

>if I did something illegal would I get into trouble?

on the phone to old bill as i type this