Became an American citizen a couple hours ago

Became an American citizen a couple hours ago. What should I do to celebrate?

I spent the ride home posting on Jow Forums lmao

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Congrats!
buy a gun and shoot up a school

are you a Jow Forumstard?

watch BLACKED and eat burgers.

Why does the government still use that disgusting font

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>Philippines
Out of any ethnic minority I have probably gotten along with filipinos the best. They are like regular eastern asians with much more soul. That or they have a more expressive face or personality which I interpret as having more of a "soul." Lmao

Welcome home, my man. Go out to the nearest bar and celebrate.
Also, post Jow Forums thread.

yeah funnily enough people have commented that I'm much more personable and 'charismatic' than every other asian they know

fucking gookmoot won't let me make a new Jow Forums thread right after making one on Jow Forums so I have to wait a bit. I'll try making the thread now though

ok, just made the thread

Oh I thought you meant you already had a Jow Forums thread earlier.
Oh well, anyway, good job on getting it. See if you've got any friends that want to celebrate or something.

Whats wrong with the font user?

Congrats Filipino man.

Yeah well it's true, haha.

It's the spanish mixture

>shitskin is a Jow Forumstard
Imagine my shock

probably whiter than you

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>probably whiter than you
Nice bait.

>I spent the ride home posting on Jow Forums lmao
unironically based

You should kys

>filipino
no thanks

>showing the bottom of your paw
Why do darkies do this?

>Chinese flip

Show the other side of the hand please

85% southeast asian, 10% east asian, 5% european according to 23andme

>tfw I heard stories about how one of my great great great grandfathers was a spaniard who was some autist who was always quiet

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enjoying watching the reactions at Jow Forums kek

That's literally Brown skin

How did you become eligible.

Did you marry an American qt?

been in the country since 2002, had permanent residency for quite a few years

Go buy a gun and find white wimmin to marry

What's with those black hairs?

>5'7
OHNONONONONONO

Go to target. I love that place

How did you get your green card? Family or work?

family. I was a little kid when I got it. I think I was in the fifth grade. Can't remember

Dude target blows. Costco is way better

Is that unusual? My hair is black

Filipino Canadians are based, America is lucky to have you

>5'7
Mein Gott...

>Whiter than you 2: the revenge

>americans celebrate their citizenship with a dollar bill

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