*blocks your path*

>*blocks your path*
Where are you going you peasant?

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make room, pleb

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Jean? Is this leon 2???

sailors are gay

Crashing this country...
WITH NO SURVIVORS

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I shaked Macrons hand once at our Uni

He is a manlet lol

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fils de pute

>Trump is most popular among French working class voters, where only 54 percent dislike him, and least popular among white-collar workers, where 79 percent have a bad image of him. Still, overall, 83 percent said he’s “dangerous” and 80 percent said they don’t want a French version of him.

I like how this is partially our fault. Hey frog bros, remember how you sort of majorly assited us during our revolution against out monarchy but we only gave a small amount of economic support during yours?

I feel bad. You got my rifle if you want it desu

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We made up for it by saving them from the kraut scum in WWII though

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cringe

what did you just zey?

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>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies and half of Germany's debt was forgiven even though they started the war
>Soviets block western ground and water access to West Berlin, America and Britain risk war with USSR to supply West Berlin entirely by air with four planes landing every minute loaded with food and supplies and airmen even personally buy and drop candy for the children
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them while Germany's leader calls America an unreliable ally
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than krauts do
>Britain also helped them a ton after having been attacked by Germany in two wars but now 90% of krauts want to hurt Britain in the Brexit negotiations

Why are krauts such ungrateful, mean, and self-righteous people?

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that's it kiddo. I'm sending this to him

merkel also has some great weapons...

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>Germans are autists
This shouldn't be news to anyone

Put your rifle to good use, user.
Shove it in your fat fucking gob and pull the trigger.

>Gonna
I'd rather use it to genocide people who don't know how to properly speak the English language. First I'm going to the South, then I'm going to straight to Australia and shooting the first skin cancer ridden convict to say g'day to me.

SPEAK ENLGISH YOU SUB HUMAN

Gob didn't even register as a word on my phone and auto corrected to gonna.
>Inb4 phone poster
I don't care. I want you to know that I will hunt you down and shoot you in the throat you emu enslaved genetic filth. Australian English is a creol at this point and frankly it's disgusting

>tfw america IS a unrelyable ally
>tfw TV-Star is ruling a country with lies and no clue what to do
>tfw ally occupation fucked up many inner-german stuff and the Roosevelt-plan was a fucking afwul idea

>Trump is a TV star who has no idea what he's doing meme
Awww

trump is an awful politician!

>Gets the US not to escalate Syria into our next Vietnam and instead tries diplomacy with them, Russia , and North Korea
>Ran on a platform of focusing our military on domestic security
>Does exactly this
>Everyone still complains because they think his tv star persona is genuine and not a complete far he uses to stir up controversy

He's not even right wing to begin with and people still think he's Hitler

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wtf is that gun

>asks his generals fully serious, why he shouldn't use nuclear weapons

>is a straight out liar and claims fully wrong statistics to be true, even if faced with evidence against him

>I don't understand the purpose of deterrence at all
Reagan and multiple other presidents have done the same thing to give people the illusion that
>Oh no they're crazy enough to do it
They're not. They never have been either.

>If you're wrong you're a liar
No
>Donald Trump is always wrong about statistics
No
>You've read way too much yellow journalism and are historically illiterate
Probably. If you couldn't understand why Trump would """""seriously""""" ask why he couldn't use nukes you probably won't understand his fake populistic rhetoric either.

factcheck.org/2018/08/trumps-trade-balance-mistake/

this is like the first article I found about him...

factcheck.org/2018/10/trumps-numbers-october-2018-update/

>Factcheck.org after a single Google search that is focusing on a fucking *tweet* he made
>The entire article is just the opinion of two different economists on why Trump was exaggerating on how much the trade deficit has lessened in terms for billions
Germany plz, I know it's kraut genes to blindly follow anything but if you want to talk seriously about our executive branch's behavior - Donald Trump's random tweets is not where you begin.

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>covfefe

such kind of behavior should be unacceptable for a president.

?

How does this cover him lying it's just a report on his entire administration with other misc national statistics in it

It blows my mind how much people dont realize that by keeping this meme alive they're sucking Trump's dick at the same time.

I'd rather not be lied to through the thin, fake veneer of bourgeois sentiments towards respectability desu. His policies are fine by me , his mannerisms are totally irrelevant and I think even beneficial to progress so that more may see the masquerade most politicians engage in for success.

"We want Trump" is being chanted thourgh the streets of paris RIGHT NOW. People finally going to defend against socialist Macron. Media doesn't cover this and publishes fake news to harm Dt's success. They. are. jealous.

>Trump is most popular among French working class voters, where only 54 percent dislike him, and least popular among white-collar workers, where 79 percent have a bad image of him. Still, overall,
>83 percent said he’s “dangerous” and 80 percent said they don’t want a French version of him.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-11-09/trump-disapproval-in-france-drops-16-points-to-65-poll-shows

Good thing those protestors burning cars and blockading French infrastructure aren't dangerous radicals mostly from rural areas in France.

Oh wait

proof of that, fellow german?

same in germany

>socialist Macron

>Deregulates the market
>Abolished the wealth tax
>Is planning to gradually decrease corporate tax from 33% to 25%
>Wants to turn Paris into the EU's new banking hub
>Prefers taxing gasoline over taxing resources
>Believes taxes can function as an incentive to search for alternatives
>"Socialist"
If Macron is a socialist, then I'm a card carrying communist Stalin admirer. Which I'm not. I thought I'd clarify because the autistic German mind may not be able to process sarcasm.

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It seems the autistic mind of the toothpaste couldn't detect an obvious shitpost. German humor is not that absurd

there is no big problem with Macron for me...

there is no such thing as german humour!

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>If Macron is a socialist, then I'm a card carrying communist Stalin admirer. Which I'm not.
Thanks for the clarification friend!
>I thought I'd clarify because the autistic German mind may not be able to process sarcasm.
It seems like the Dutch can't process it either

Every day I curse living in a Germanic nation. Napoopan shouldve crushed Pr*ssia so that perhaps we could've fostered the ability to develop humor free from their unfunny yoke.

>radical leftist fuel taxes
Socialism != government does something. Raising taxes in order to close a budget deficit and pay back debts is common sense.

so...
I should blindly believe someone, who openly posts such statements and tries to 'educate' the jouth about the free market and capitalism?

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Yes

please read, what he said
> I know it's kraut genes to blindly follow anything but if you want to talk seriously about our executive branch's behavior - Donald Trump's random tweets is not where you begin.

>Donald J. Trump hat retweetet

a twitter screenshot from a conservative american activist isn't a fact, if it isn't based on any kind of evidence

It was retweeted by POTUS you dip
I like Donald. Why do you want to blame me for that?

I hope people hear will wake up and join their brethens in Paris praising DT

It was retweeted by POTUS
>covfefe

Trump isn't a big fan of checking facts desu

You aren't a big fan either or else you'd know that he is indeed a big fan of checking facts

e said, that vaccines would cause autism...

maybe you should take a look into 'fire and fury'
It's very revealing.

Stop replying to me

why?
dont you like people with other opinions)

Yes

but why should I stop responding to you then?

I don't know

Extreme cringe

thanks my fellow westgerman

To be fair he retweets anything that says "Trump" and isnt obviously insulting.

watching the blacked video you are in.

thanks

WOW you're so cool for not caring you're a phoneposter.
Now go back >>>reddit

the chants were in the UK

she looks like she is scared of weapons

Of course, she's a woman. Everything about her is exactly what you'd expect when you put a nice old granny in charge of an entire fucking country.

>Economic crisis? Just work harder lol
>Downsize the army because guns scare me and make me lose urine out of fear
>Let everyone into the country, I won't apologize for helping those in need with a friendly smile
Women are made to follow, not to lead.

>We made up for it by saving them from the kraut scum in WWII though
Germany declared war on the US, not the reverse. Pretty stupid decision desu.