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what are those geese doing

I still don't know what kind of animals these things are

/cum/beasts

geese

Anyway,
I didn't say she had beautiful eyes. I just thought about it. And I'm not autistic or ugly so maybe she wouldn't be creeped out.

why do good girls like bad guys?

what you want a cookie, /cum/?

Person i went out with last weekend still keeps texting me and I keep not responding

kiss her

>

HOW DO YOU MEET PEOPLE TO GO OUT WITH ON WEEKENDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just played some happy wheels, i looked up my old username and played some maps that i made, they are total shit and i have no memory of making them

*complains*

Tinder
In class
At work
Through friends

*complains about your complain*

>through friends
Haha yeah I forgot about them haha

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Just talk to people if you want friends you fuck

Talk to the people next to you in your classes (assuming your in college)
Do this in every class next semester, and if you don't make atleast one acquaintance, I will cut off my pinky toe
Just don't be to autistic

>asking a thot how to meet people

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Find a meet up for a hobby you enjoy and don't be autistic bud

y tho

Not interested in people who wear sneakers to nice restaurants and start text conversations by asking what I’m studying

you sound like a pretentious wanker

/cum/ anons, if you were hunting and encountered an albino animal of your target species would you shoot it?

Maybe I am

This post made me realise that I have no nice shoes. Anyone have any recommendations?

How nice was this restaurant

I always start dates by asking her what size tampon she wears

No, but I would take pictures

have you never been to a wedding or a funeral?

Dont understand "dates" desu, how can a person just talk to another person whom they have never talked to before

It's been years
I hate both by the way, funerals are too sad and weddings go on way too long

They have a dress code but it doesn’t include shoes (they probably should add shoes)

Just drop $150- $300 on a decent pair of black/brown derby or oxford desu don't cheap out on it

would you keep an albino fish

I have no idea where to start I just know if I think they look nice or not

Because this is your opportunity to get to know them??

By wanting to have sex with them

It depends on the species but in general I'm opposed to catch and release fishing.

What’s your problem with me boy

This
I understand it in theory but it makes much more sense and is far easier to eventually just start fucking someone you know from work or something. I think Americans are more extroverted on average and find it easier though.

reminder to install extraflags

4channel messed things up and I forgot how to

meh
yeah

Don’t fuck people from work

Just about everybody else here plays by a different rule set than you do when it comes to meeting people, some autists on the internet taking advice from a thot who abuses xanax is pretty useless to them in reality

Don't shit where you eat bud

just install tampermonkey and dowload this script
gitlab.com/flagtism/Extra-Flags-for-Jow Forums/raw/master/Extra%20Flags%20for%20int.user.js

Certainly not if you're an anesthesiologist, otherwise why not?

There is only one way to meet people and that’s talking to them and there’s no way around it

reminder that ANYONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE A FEMALE IS A MALE UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE

I don’t care if you think I’m a man tb h

how vague

true im a manly man with a man voice

Which board has the least amount of women? Is it Jow Forums?

/gif/

I already proved my gender before and I can prove it again

I think theres a lot of women on r9k

shut the fuck up

>tihi look at me i am a women tihi
>i-i dont care if you think i am a m-m-m-m-man
cringe
your voice is cute desu

I used to hate FK, but I have grown to realise that he is very based (except for the whole foot thing)

Are you not? Are you the married girl that met your husband on Jow Forums?
In the beginning /cum/ had a regular femamon, she was a Canadian living with her lesbian life partner in Sweden.

fk is one of the worst posters desu

Jow Forums

>OP pic
estonia invited?

Ummmmm cringe... fk is based except he always posts SHIT YouTube links

yes

fk is kinda based, but im basder

What is the most cyberpunk city in NA lads?

>lads

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sister just sent me a pic of myself i can barely recognize myself in and have absolutely no recollection of ever having been in the situation captured in the photograph

having a SPOOKY experience within my own self

i dont think my pc is going to run cyberpunk 2020

/sad/

>having the energy to play video games

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2077*
jaja

No I’m a zoomer

No I think you might be thinking of me I'm the married woman who met my husband on Jow Forums. She is someone who is still dating but upset he wore sneakers. (Love is hard sometimes)

who wants to seee my boi cunny

Fuck you on about
I mostly just tall about shit and don’t even include gendered pronouns most of the time

this sounds highly illegal

Gross keep that shit to yourself pal

Imagine marrying a soyloser you met on r9k of all places.
Imagine having such a weak soysperm husband he can't even shoot a potent load up your rotten weeb cunt.

Feminine thread right now, post music that makes you feel like a man youtube.com/watch?v=HoUEgtPE3UU

Not upset he wore sneakers it just was part of what made me realize he’s not worth going on a second date with

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

exercise more

can someone gib invite to da server? :333 this place is kinda boring

I HATE YOU SOOOO MUCHH

Once I dated a guy (~few months) who was handsome enough (albeit short) and well off enough and decent personality but he wore his work clothes everywhere. Like polo shirt tucked in and khaki and belt and I thought it was too dorky. I tried to look past it but I couldn't. I was young back then, and I was painfully conscious about how other people saw him, and if they saw him as dorky, how did they see me? Was I dorky too?

discord.gg/EEx3uZ

havent worked out in a month LMAO

No, you were just an autistic white trash weeb slut.
So not much has changed.

I would probably never be with anyone 5’8 or below since I’m a 5’6 lanklet and I want someone a good bit taller

...

that is the cause of all your problems

Am I expected to believe that there are as many as 2 girls on Jow Forums simultaneously and in the same board?
Seems likely that at least one of you was born with a penis.

It can get much worse than runners, you shouldn't be so picky. This is why we have psychotic incels killing people.

when i'm going down on a girl is it ok to bite?

>women ruining /cum/ once again
why im i not surprised?

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like actually bite?

I think that’s on them and not on women

Wtf no