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dad just gave me a pint of beer

fuck does he think he's playing at, beer gives you tits

should smash this glass round his head

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would like to stick my fucking foot down his black cunt throat and see him make that fucking face

Someone needs to shoop this into the American History X curbstomp scene

what do you reckon his cock looks like lad
I think it would be greasy and oily like this from rubbing his dick after touching chicken

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pure kino

How does one go about acquiring an alleged so called girlfriend?

>cock (39)
>39

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>go to girl
>ask if date

why are you like this mate? think for a second about this post you've just made

creepy fucking bastard

dont get it

getting sacked on sunday so i handed in my resignation today lmfao

keep meeting a girl until you shag, then keep shagging until you fuck up

hate when the sport headline is 'team is ahead/behind in the table' when not everyone's played the same number of games.

literally anything for a story. it's so fucking stupid

me? I drink a glass or two of wine whilst I stare at this image for a good hour or so
god I wish our exports were like that
god I wish we only had 10 million people on this shitty island
can you imagine 10 million people?
everyone could have a house to themselves with loads of room to swing several cats (sorry sueposter)
instead... we have shit
hate it

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What will you do when Chinese Special Forces land covertly on British shores to scout out a potential landing base for when the PLA come to invade lads?

>It's okay that you have not been successful with woman (singular) and I will not judge you for being a virgin
Yeah alright mate

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THE MANY MILES WE WALKED

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voting for tories = white genocide

nice

lol

>god I wish we only had 10 million people on this shitty island
3 million Welsh
3 million Scots
1 million Cornish
3 million English

yeah sounds good

cannot for the life of me understand why video game livestreams are so popular

>1 million Cornish
audibly exclaimed "yikes!" at this sentence

Me? Witnessed a drunk 16 year old pull her trousers down in front of me and just start pissing.

>cannot for the life of me understand why video game livestreams are so popular

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7 Million English
3 Million Welsh

was all over the place last week when i deleted all my projects and started over, getting there again though lads, back on track.

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oh this happened to me when I was 13
was with my cousin, walking his dog, and this woman just started having a piss
needless to say my schoolmates all thought it was a weird thing to say and the teacher heard it too and she always gave me funny looks after that

*looks her up on facebook*
oh she's lost some weight
good on you mrs goodall

can someone answer my question from the last thread

Fucking house mate in the kitchen while my 'za was in the oven. I don't trust cunts. Stay the fuck out when I'm using the fucking place you stupid bastard.

I don't trust people ever since I worked a shitty retail job and some guy there would do stuff to people's food and think it's funny and I reported him

there's probably not even 7 million english left in england

you fucked that up didn't you lad

soyson

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4 hard hours of uni toil today lads

aunt dropped off 2 boxes of pic related, is it any good?

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really like the word "filter". has a really nice feel to it

eugh
yorkshire tea or go home

the gf says i have a cute penis

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disgusting little monkey

Was in a garage and some women pulled some bins around herself and started pissing. Little did she know I could see the whole lot.

YORKSHA BROO is better.

hate people who are straightforward and earnest with no sense of irony but at the same time i think the world would be better if everyone was like that

it's supposed to be disturbing you stupid fucking redditor, I want him to fuck off

toilberg morrowitz

The times of the jew is rapidly reaching its end.

Threw the pizza in the bin
Don't trust people
Simple as

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schizo freak you’ve no gf

creepy cunt

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nigger

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irony is fucking shit, so fucking sick of irony, everywhere on the internet is ironic, fucking cunt world

schizo

Irony is for fucking faggots

>Nigel Farage resigns from UKIP due to racism and bigotry
Is this real life

hmm yes runt 41 is exhibiting various traits of paranoid schizophrenia
*leans over and presses the small yellow button to activate the microphone*
"hi, could we increase the dosage on runt 41 please, thanks"
*leans back into my chair and relaxes*

VERY important video.
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have never done the sex act with a woman before lads

this, used to find candor irritating for the longest time

what a pussy

Not even I just don't trust people at all

the gf chuckled at this post

>drinking tea

gross

the gf

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why the fuck do you have so many reddit flags?

cannot decide if i like this or not

The relationship or the post?

If the former then no I just left her because I didn't really feel much for her. Well I did when I was with her alone, but noticed a change when she was around friends and didn't like it much so I broke it off. Realised it's gonna be hard for me to find a girl I actually like proper but it will be worth it when I do

homealone would defend this and go "shes got a positive canthal tilt therefore she's a 8/10"

literally no issue with based kernow

What the fuck is this
Looks like something dragged from the Paleolithic before proper races evolved

what even is it

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Did you know pepsi max has maximum sugar in it

tfw no ugly gf

Pizza looked delicious as well
Might batter the cunt for it

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It's sugar free

Pepsi Max - maximum sugar and no taste

something from leftypol

Hey, Irishman. Do you like Lucky Charms?

sick of this gimmick

i do not eat cereal

No?? Please bore me further with this forced meme

STOP WITH THE PEPSI MAX GIMMICK IT'S NOT FUNNY AAAAAAAA

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that's just what you get when all 4 grandparents are from a different continent

virgins

Or fish either it would seem, Irishman.

broken
dismantled
beaten
defeated

tonights dinner

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Really don't understand the people that go on lefty/pol/, if you go on that, surely you must be smart enough to see the left is a fucking joke

thoughts?

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please answer my question

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!