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semen general

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Asian men are the best
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stop any time

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really want mentally ill an*Mefaggot tranny freaks to fuck off and die in pain

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best at being short

>any time
In that case I choose never

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>tfw you take a shower then a couple hours later feel the urge to shit

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>mfw my. Chinese bf cums inside

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>being black in the 21st century

can't get better than this

I was 1 month away from being a wizard and I gave it up. Did I mess up?

you could be shooting fireballs from your fingertips, but no, you fucked it up forever
good job

You could have ascended to godhood but you'll always be a plebeian mortal now

if you can use telekinesis that's good enough

sad. I would do anything to be a wizard

My biggest regret is not getting that Chinese guy's number

has there ever been a chinese diaspora /cum/ poster ?

hot

Me

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Some Chinese-canadian dude posted his physique a while back

Will probably reach wizardhood

Was he qt?

>Chinese
You know he was

My biggest regret was attempting to suicide but accidentally electrocuted my dick off and passed out only ti awaken in the hospital without ny penis and on suicide prevention.

if he's chinese then he's a twink so no

He had a pretty decent physique, decently shredded six pack, pretty lean iirc

>he's a twink so yes
ftfy

>if he's chinese then he's a twink
Wrong

Would you jump into a black hole just to see what would happen?

>electrocuted my dick off
how

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>without ny penis
So you're a girl now?

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Me irl

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>tfw no Chinese bf to fuck me while I'm dressed as a cute anime girl
I wish I were born a girl

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i knew you were a homo

Thank you

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Looking pretty soulless there bud. You might need to bleed more Aryans

Hey. 2B's bust isn't that big. And she doesn't smile. WTF

>tfw no chinese bf to dress as a cute anime

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gimme the story you magnificent retard

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Love playing footsies with myself

I like girls, but if 3 muscular Chinese men were to break into my home force me to crossdress and fuck me I wouldn't really resist

I always wonder if that really is Mosley in that tub or just a lookalike

>I like girls, but if 3 muscular Chinese men were to break into my home force me to crossdress and fuck me I wouldn't really resist

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I opened an account on Tinder today and already got 11 matches, pretty cool.

>

>I like girls, but if 3 muscular Chinese men were to break into my home force me to crossdress and fuck me I wouldn't really resist

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What country has the cutest boys?

I still identify as a tranny but being the submissive it made sex life harder. I was drunk driving while playing Mario dash on my phone until I had a suicidal thought that triggered me to drive off a cliff and I landed nutsack first on an electric fence near a maximum security prison

Whichever country has the most Chinese boys

I wonder if our coal burning Thot would fuck Tramone

post dick

Wait I'm dumb
The answer is China

mexico

I look at girl hair while they are not looking

Something about hair is nice

Korea

beat mass effect 2
feels weird
shame that bioware general died

Girl hair smells nice
Girl hair is nice

>Korea

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>friends are making gay jokes at m yexpense again
yabai

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My gfs hair smells like shampoo

Mass Effect is dead but thankfully Todd will fill that hole that Bioware left with the release of Starfield. God bless Todd Howard, where would we be without the man?

This is what I'd look like if I were a girl

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>Todd will fill that hole that Bioware left with the release of Starfield
Well it should be pretty close to mass effect considering the engine was made in the same year

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would you let me fuck you?

Love the airport, planes and travel

Are you a Chinese man? If no, NO!

does anyone else wake up every morning screaming your lungs out?

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sink pee gang represent

fucking animal

Why tho

you should just get a gun and do it without issues, that sounds too complicated for such a meager task

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So what were you doing 12 years ago today, when Late Millennial kid culture was ending and Early Zoomer kid culture began?

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Sometimes get an intense urge to scream and have to stop myself, never actually done it

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My Asian gf is very cute and I want to have babies with her

it's a reflex

well fuck you then

Would a female who was attracted to a trap, mostly because the trap was so feminine, considered to be lesbian? If yes, then traps ain't gay

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I have a chinese sized dick does that count?

Ummm I'll have you know that, yes, the creation engine is essentially a fork of the Gameboy engine. BUT Todd Howard and Bethesda jave made so many changes to their Creation engine that to call it the same as the Gamebryo engine is absolutely false. Todd has put in years of his life designing the best games we have ever seen. I have one hundred percent confidence in him delivering an experience that we'll not soon forget. Should I remind you of Skyrim? Todd Howard is the greatest game designer we have ever had the fortune of witnessing. You should be grateful for everything he's done for video games. Have some respect for a legend, a man and studio that will go down in history as the great innovators if their time. I can only hope future game designers will take inspiration from Todd and Bethesda and continue with their philosophy of making amazing games that innovate on the current technologies and standardized conventions. Games that push the boundaries and aren't afraid of being experimental.

For me, I'm glad I was born in the Todd Howard generation of gaming.

Howdy pardners
I'm looking to upgrade my gfx card but I'm not sure what I should be weighing. what components are relevant? I built my pc in 2012 so things are getting a little old

Thoughts on these puppers?

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Todd Howard is going to retire early with the quick cash

There are a few females ITT so ask them

Buy a 1080ti and you'll be set for the next 5 years

Why does he look so happy

Are therd any latinas on right now?
Can I please see your armpits?

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Like Patrick Soderlund did?

Are there aby Canadian Filipinas ITT who speak Tagalog and French and English

>girls on Jow Forums
>posting in /cum/

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If my male friend has girly hands and I ask him to jerk me does that mean that I'm straight? I'm only attracted to hsi feminine hamds by the way :p

im going to read so that i can ignore the reality around me

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He's gonna blow all his money on leg extensions

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He's getting a little smooch from his gf

>im going to read
Based

I wouldn't be mad at all. Sad? Yes. We would be losing the greatest mind the video games industry has ever seen. Dare I say it, perhaps the greatest video game designer we will EVER see. Alas, Todd has earned his retirement. It will be a day of mourning, as the loss of the greatest innovator of our generation will be something the video games industry will never recover from. I dread the day Todd Howard leaves Bethesda to for retirement and on that day I believe it will be remembered as the important day in the history of gaming.

Hard to find in the US right now. They were heavily discounted when they announced the RTX series

Ugh.. make it quick

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Want this song played at my funera.l
youtu.be/l5obLmJ4O9E

nice

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