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you are all heinous shit heads.

me? I'll take art deco sculptures in hard to find places

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I could eat a roastie, if you know what I'm talking about

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wish i could take a midnight plane going any whereeeeeee

not sure how I'm gonna start my bike in the morning
fairly sure the screw keeping the kick start lever on is chewed to fuck
and I can't bump it cold

where the fuck am I gonna get 12 volts from

it's 855 nigga

haven't eaten in 5 hours
starving
need to wrap my chapped dry lips around a juicy fruit mince pie

youtube.com/watch?v=CmnA0PcJ0aU
the midnight alcohol consumption audio.

FOY

feel like a prisoner in my life

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haven't eaten in 32 hours

that's not 12v

where's moni

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love dixie

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I am incredibly ugly

would you like a sausage?
there's more to life than sadness

WOAH mama

will pass on that
just going to wait until tomorrow evening to eat

Finished?

any white supremacists living in thailand in?

bloody hell should i call a doctor

just wish i was on a plane right now
sick of my life
i might genuinely just fuck off one of these days

VPN

PROVE IT

you done, Elliot?

hate britain

grim as fuck unless youre upper middle class or above

virgin

What VPN provider do you use schizzy? Serious question. PIA?

come to australia

is this NORF music?
youtube.com/watch?v=0Q_-8QIzmUI
what does NORF listen to?

no but I know you are cause i've read you whine about it previously

the three meal diet plan is a social construct
just eat when you're hungry which if you're getting enough proteins and fats should be about 12 hours between meals

does 1.5 go into 12

rather not say as its kinda obscure and i dont need more people fucking it up

>you're waking up in 4 1/2 hours
no....time....not like this...please...

same lad
need to get out of here and go anywhere else

8

>MFW you want love someone wholesomely but women either disgust you outright or bore you within days.
Currently talking to black girl who currently likes me lads and after a three or so weeks of talking to her I just do not care any more I just want to go away, wish my mum wasn't such a slag I'd probably wouldn't nearly be as weirdly put off by women as this otherwise.
Just want a ginger gf who has motherly traits and can love wholesomely lads.

you should try a third world shithole then.

sydney and melbin are too expensive innit
would rather live in NZ or Canada

neato
i can jump my bike with 8 double A's

Wtf just say there is barely anyone here and I need to know. No one cares doubt anyone would even use it

just post it and delete it after a minute most wont see it

at least you have good weather

Cringy fat virgin NEET

want a finnish style log house in the middle of nowhere to live out my days.

'

i'm hungry but i don't want to go outside and deliveries don't start until 5pm
i'm trapped, doomed to starve for the next hour

not all the time to be honest. It rais a lot and it can be rather annoying

why the fuck arent there any food deliveries before 5pm in australia

you're not hungry you're bored
otherwise drink water

wondering this too
here our pizza chains start delivering as early as 10am for early lunch break

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mr delivery and uber eats also start early i think 8am

australian kids look quite strange

I BLESS THE RAINS IN AUSTRALIA

i've been microdosing iodised salt, a teaspoon every hour

wouldn't know, never use those
a teaspoon is your daily salt intake for the day if I'm right

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>i've been microdosing iodised salt, a teaspoon every hour

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microdosing semen every 30 seconds.

>j*hnny trash

woah

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Do people make fun of small penises due to the functional role that penis size plays in penetrative sex?

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don't know, ask the nurses

hello, which country did you immigrate from?

not this again

not sure, never given it any thought
I'm guessing it's the same as everything else though, you're less of a man if you don't have a big house, a big car, a big willy

you've been brainwashed by pornography if you think girls give a fucking toss about cock size. so long as it's not a micro 0.1mm dick it'll serve its purpose.

addicted to being sad

is Ireland gonna win the ruggers wc next year?

wallowing in your sadness is easy
its the path of least resistance
leads to depression too

Broccoli
Asparagus
Brussel Sprouts
*chop chop chop*
*sizzle sizzle*
Pine Nuts

Ah, tasty.

t. micropenis

>depression

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You ok man?

>Pine Nuts

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>the search backend is unavailble

HELLOOOOOOOOO fix the fucking website you stupid motherfucker

Have decided to abandon my plan of buying a Macbook

Will simply buy a iPhone 8+ instead

God you fucking virgins with the whinging on and on and on and on

Come cuddle

buying an iPhone XS Max

have pleasured many a lady with my pipe, thank you very much.

Alexa how many Brazil nuts can I safely eat in one day

sorry mate but I'm not jane goodall

Alexa how do I remove the post-hypnotic triggers my mistress embedded in me

but he is right.

obese cretin