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I want to smell Emma Watson's farts.

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Do people make fun of small penises due to the functional role that penis size plays in penetrative sex?

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you already posted this

If your a racist it prooves you've achieved nothing in life to be proud of
#fact

love salted liquorice
love twining's lady grey
love bitter ale

simple as really

Imagine the smell.

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my dick is half the length of my balls when its flaccid

shut up

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enoch powell btfo

pajeets are pretty racist though

Why do you look at dicks on the internet?

Browsing the phone while the date gets her drink

How big erect? Flaccid size doesn't matter
Everyones is small sometimes

Uma delicia

I believe that's called a micropenis

Listening to coolio

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Just as i enter the thread i see beto talking about me
R E N T F R E E
On another note
Toilberg whipped me right into shape on the first day

sometimes you can't make it on your own.

Flaccid size makes no difference you virgin

spaghetti for brekkie

Bah gawd they killed him

el peruANO

Thoughts on this?

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god I would love to box you mate
gloves, backyard bare knuckle whatever

What did you mean by this?
My flaccid penis size is exactly like the statue of david
My erect penis size is 6.8 inches

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The channel island mindset

>My flaccid penis size is exactly like the statue of david
t. david himself

just leftovers. massive portion.

Nah I'm not him..

on comp sci in uni and I've never seen so many android phones before

Are we discussing penis size due to the functional role that penis size plays in penetrative sex?

Where's the retard from the last thread gone? Stupid user where are you?

What you can't square up like a grown ass man?
Nought wrong with getting your face beat in when you rightfully deserve it.
Afterward you get a pat on the back.

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is this a deepfake

Where I'm from that's how you settle it.
Go in the backyard. Settle it. End of.
(unless of course its a real, REAL issue in which case you go missing)

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lachlan for pm

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hey do you have the video about how british fatfucks take welfare??

How is Abella Danger so hot - she's ugly as sin

Picture the statue of David. The flaccid penis of David is considered "small" by men pretending their willy isn't just as small when flaccid. Women do this all of the time because they don't seem to realise the penis grows. You can find pictures of celebrities and such when they are flaccid and women "HAha small penis xD" because they think it's an attack on a man, they want to basically attack a man for having a small penis for the same reason some women want to fuck a man with a strap on. They want to try and take masculinity away from you, because they have a massive inferiority complex which is worse than a niggers who was a slave.

So, no, my flaccid penis is about 2-3 inches, sometimes less. My erect penis is 6.8 inches. Women and men who say "small penis" despite only seeing the flaccid penis are just insecure and trying to strip masculinity away from you because they feel inferior to you. These are facts.

I'll flop my flaccid cock your fucking face

the kikes have done a number on your nut

I've had my ass beat that way a and I've beat people that way. It ain't no thang.
Last time I pulled a knife on some kid, I wasn't ready to use it. I was fucked up on benzos and coke.
So they said, go in the backyard and settle it. I put the knife away. I got beat to a pulp.
Thats how it is. Thats what you need done to you.

lmao
she isn't you're a virgin and desperate and watch too much porn
simple as

Nah, that would be jihad

>david has a small peni-

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nah that wasn't me

there is someone from your country who hates the british so much

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that's schizoleaf. he's a small dicked virgin from canada on a vpn

nonononono
its you, its your face, its your attitude
you need it beat
thats the problem
you've never had the shit beat outta ya
i can tell, i can telll

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Your audience is just us 30 people on /brit/ . You should go to bigger platforms such as twitter. Your voice will be haerd and she'll come and fulfill your desires

nah
this norwegian poster has been here, before schizo leal was famous

Ain't no virgin, gotta thick cock
next question

I saw John Lennon a grocery store in Manhattan yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “...”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “...” and rigormortising in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him rot as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw John trying to decompose with like fifteen Milky Ways in his ribcage without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be dead and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “...,” and then turned around and I think he tried to wink, but his eyes were gone. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by decomposing really loudly.

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Do people make fun of small penises due to the functional role that penis size plays in penetrative sex?

Is it matter of sexual incongruity leading to laughter?

Is it the fact that penis size and development is a secondary sexual characteristic of male puberty?

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don't believe him. he isn't stupid.

In desperate need of a shag with a negress

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Seriously, go look at the picture of Justin Bieber or someone else naked. You'll find men and women saying "haha small penis bro" despite him being flaccid walking through a cold lake..

Women do it because they think it's going to hurt a man i.e. they think it has power to say "you have a small penis" because in movies if it's said the guy in the scene gets all upset, etc. They think it's like some cold blooded insult or something when in reality if a women said I had a small cock I'd say alright, cool but you just had it in your mouth and on your face lol

The men who say it are bitchy low test men who are like men who say "nice car broooooo bet he has a small cock! what a jerk! he tried picking up that woman??!?! what an asshole!!!" etc

Dare a bitch to say my flaccid cock is small and i'll put my fist through her orbital

christ you're dumb

Who?

Is it an insult due to the functional role that penis size plays in penetrative sex?

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HMMMMMM

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yes

>white people have no cultu-

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I don't think toilman realises how cold it is outside. No way can he expect me to get out of bed for this.

another day

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My psychologist becomes disingenuous when the subject of penis size comes up. I know that she knows more than she lets on

Millennia of Swedish and Desi racial purity down the drain for a base perversion

No, it's due to it being portrayed to have power so then people begin to treat it like it genuinely does have power.....

You can force a stereotype and make it have power by simply repeating the 'lie' over and over in movies, tv, etc, until it becomes a thing. Now "you have a small penis" is a thing, because people who use it think it has power

Sort of like how the word nigger came about and still has 'power' despite it literally just being letters in a certain order. There are undoubtedly niggers who don't care if someone calls them a nigger, but it's a learned thing for them to chimp out. Many of them probably pretend to be upset or just get upset because they think they should get upset. So its cultural hegemony in the philosophical sense or w.e. the fuck they clal it

KOT!!!!

HOT, i would dump all my fantasies on a female shrink so quickly. She'd be thinking about me as she flicked her bean at night.

so you're basically saying willies are niggers

What happened to boxing jews? Jews uses to box

It's because you're trying to fuck her. I used to have a blonde MILF counselor. Once she had on flats and my dick was diamonds

had a dream about captchas
where did it all go so wrong

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If only she wouldn't be so disingenuous

lets throw hands jew

Drudgery in t-35 minutes

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Jews belong in a box

There's no point in trying to fuck anyone since I have a small penis

No. Saying "you have a small willy" is like saying "you are a nigger"

People only say it or get offended by it because they've been conditioned to say it or get offended by it because we have been made to believe it has power, and then because we believe it has power it actually begins to have power.

true enough but thats beside the point

Thanks la, this is so cute!!

I think I'm more worried about potential faux pas than I am about social isolation. It's peoples' reactions to my social awkwardness that worries me the most

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How small when erect lad? If more than 3 inches then you're just a faggot
You can still fuck with that