What's this hairstyle called in your language?

That doesn't stop most people, unfortunately.

Pidgeotto

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Opskeer is the meme name since all immigrants have it and the cut originated from immigrant barber shops.
Real name is 'opgeschoren' or shaved up.

>go to barber
>just ask for a haircut
>they default to giving me this faggot haircut
why the fuck would I want people to see my malformed skull dickhead

"Hitler Jugend" or "ananastukka" which translates to pineapple hair. A couple years back seemingly all young guys and teenagers had hair like that, back when Macklemore was popular

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zoomer and feminazi haircut, If you are old enough your hair isn't full enough for that

The macklemore haircut started it all but was much more obnoxious and only actual lower class retards had it.

Popular, but I don't know the name
Based

Fagadour

Did you guys have a manbun trend too? One year everyone suddenly wanted to have one, but they were too impatient to grow their hair from the Macklemore to a decent length, so they just had these ridiculous little snubs

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someone pls tell that guy he is balding

It's pretty normal to have a slightly receded hairline when you're in your mid 20s. Doesn't necessarily mean you'll go bald for many years. This image has pretty much the same hairline

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Faggot haircut

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every male from the ages of 14-30 has it

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unironically "hitler jugend style", or simply sides shaved top long
I unironically have it, it's a good haircut

chupa de vaca.
cow's suck(?) lick(?, blow(?))

i think he is refering to this image.

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its called "the 2015"

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The blondies don’t have this haircut?

How do I explain to my hairdresser to not give me a haircut like this? It seems like this hairstyle and variations of it are the only thing they know how to do.

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Women can strain their hair like this but men should be wary

I think its called an "uppercut". Go to a turk barber and just say Seiten rasiert, oben lang mit Scheitel.

Ananas
Very popular

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i would call it sponge bob

The "Morrisey"

I think the Danish name are: Projserklipning.

Preusian haircut.

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