*flies in your room*

*flies in your room*
eh, nothing personal kid

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*farts in your general direction*
*ruins your hazelnut harvest*
Verily, scourge of God upon the land

not if you have a mosquito net.
t. never had bugs fly in my room

EXTERMINATE THESE CUNTS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*A silverfish runs around in a kitchen*

J-just nice having pets, you know?

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einmal Döner mit viel Soße ohne Tomate bitte
zum hier essen

*Crawls down in front of you*
*Appears from literally nowhere and makes a web in a singular night in close proximity to you*

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Those are harmless though, right?

yeah but they're fucking disgusting?

motherfuckin moths

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That's not a true daddy longleg. Opiones don't weave webs.

Can't get rid of these faggots.

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Opiliones*

You touch one of this fucks cus you are a dumb corious kid and you get the fucking worst fever

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I used to touch them for fun
Nettle leaves too

>covered by urticating hairs which, upon contact with skin, produce irritation, causing an extended dermatitis. The larvae are known in Spanish as gata peluda (hairy cat) or bicho quemador (burning bug).
No, you did not

I loved the itchy feeling and swelling
I was fucked up

*catches stupid fucking moths and their spawn*
ate the bugs
love me spiders
simple as

*crawls in your ear*

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That's a myth

no, it isn't. lots of insects actually crawl in your ears if they can.

Most are repelled by the smell of earwax, but a few don't mind. Centipedes I think are one type that will do it. Those fuckers are the worst bug.

They are capable of doing it but it only happens in extremely rare circumstances
They can't lay eggs or sustain themselves in someone's ear

>They can't lay eggs or sustain themselves in someone's ear
never said they would

I don't mind most bugs, but silverfish can all just go and fucking dissapear.

This shit appeared in the darkness of my room 3 weeks ago, i killed her :D

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asshole

*sees this fucker out of the corner of you eye*
*grabs shoe to smash it*
*it goes full sanic and scurries away into a crack in your wall*

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Why tho? Thats sadistic

>turn on light in kitchen at 4 am
>100 silverfish scatter and run under the refrigerator


w--what do i do guys?

Move to Norway

Its so Kawaii ^^

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First i stabbed her with a stick, then i throw water and smash with a brick

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I've never seen one, but they seem bro tier like spiders

Fucking hate when I kill these things and their legs get stuck in my carpet.

Are those like the cockroaches of cold habitats?

never see one, what they do? are harmful?

Not cool. Spiders are our friends.

they eat food you drop on the floor. not really harmful, i don't think. they like wet environments like bathrooms and kitchens. they can climb up your toilet. that's how they enter your apartment or house.

Clean your fucking kitchen. There must be a ton of rotting food scraps under your fridge and oven to sustain that many.

I hate every creature with more than 4 legs

not harmful, they are extremely small, like smaller than a clipped toenail.
eat mold and random things found around your household I think

They just like hanging out in the dark on the floor and scatter once spotted. They're a pretty comfy little pest

>not harmful, they are extremely small, like smaller than a clipped toenail.
not the new species that have spread into europe.
youtu.be/lB38hFqueuM?t=9

I don't mind those. I don't even bother killing them most of the time.

Happened to my aunt though

>They can't lay eggs or sustain themselves in someone's ear
t. earwig

How do people even get insects in their house? I live in a very rural area, and I never have this problem.

ew wtf
thank god I only ever dealt with those qt itty bitty silver ones

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