Is your country free enough from French monopoly interests to call a Champagne Champagne?

I'm just surprised none of the bottles say "bacon flavored"

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good

But mutual respect for apellation d'origine is the basis for our FTA, do you guys do Spanish tequila?

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your loss Francois

That's not too hard, taking into account that French wine is shit

Thank you for your wine

>Spanish tequila
Nope, but we are selling Spaniard lambrusco now too because was popular a couple of years ago.

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that's the cheapest bait in a bait thread. the french are autistic and butthurt, but their grear wine can't be blammed for their retardation.

One thing Jow Forums taught me is that Chile are the wine masters.....to this day it is a big dream to one day drink the perfection that is Chilean wine.

It's not like it's ever been expensive

That said wine (besides for Chilean) is mostly garbage and gross. Champagne (American champagne) can be okay for one new year toast because "muh tradition"

Its not like I ever seen it irl either (then again its not like I inspect every wine label)

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Bacon is a meme

I originally wrote "Bacon is a meme food" but Jow Forums said that was spam. Really now? Cmon Hiromoot!

The best wines come from Italy and Spain, tbqh.

Wine is the fedora of alcohol

>The B is the nose of the pig in the logo
Comfy as fuck

woops you forgot Michigan haha

I never really touch American wine. I don't like drinking mega purple. To me nothing beats a svelte, sexy hermitage, or a young, powerful, savory cote rotie.

I love almost all wine actually.

Yes, we have "soviet champagne" and "russian champagne"

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Tbh in Austria you can call it Sekt, Prosecco and Champagne

All this shows is that Americans can't sell their bubbly piss without riding on France's coattails. Really, I wonder how it would sell if you called it "Minnesota sparkly" or something.

we have prosecco, yes :3

Yes, no french bastards try to meddle in our affairs :^)

Eh, champagne is more or less a generic term for sparkling wine here. No one associates it with France.

what a 89iq thing to say

wine is not some fancy convention, it's like lifewater

>No one associates it with France
Even you don't believe that

Doesn't matter, you're still riding on France's coattails. "Champagne" became the generic term for sparkling wine because France has a monopoly on sparkling wine sales. If Italy dominated the market, you would be calling it prosecco and riding on Italy's coattails.

Yes we change it's name to Champaña, something like you did with Parmesan cheese instead of Parmigiano-Reggiano

No they sell the cheaper ones under the italian brands prosecco and pizzolato.

I mean.. the government sell them for proffit. Noone else is allowed to.
The money they earn go straight to rehabitating poor 25 yo children from *stan by giving the poor bastards iphone handouts.

"Parmesan" is actually borrowed from French. English usually keeps recent loanwords intact.

Loling my @$$ off at all u plebs ITT

Don’t respond

Unbased
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine)
Based
>98360639
Its everywhere

>h-hey guys look we won exactly once
Meanwhile, the currently best-rated and best-selling wines by critics are all French and Italian. So much for the "judgment" of Paris! I've actually heard Amerisharts claim that it changed the market forever. Bunch of delusional tools.

t. teen who know nothing about wine

>The best wines come from Italy and Spain,
I like shitting on the French but I think their wines are generally better.

It's also pronounced as Cham-pag-nuh

what's the difference?

top100.winespectator.com/lists/

The highest ranked chardonnay is from Napa, pinot noir from Oregon, and another top 10 wine is from Sonoma.

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>winespectator

Gentlemen this is how you spot lower class people

this is bait

>winespectator
>825 Eighth Avenue, 33rd floor, New York, NY 10019
>NEW YORK

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really? how awful

shampain is the only true pronunciation

New York is a long producer of grapes in the Americas, as well as possessing a city where the best the world offers is judged often.

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Prosecco and Champagne are the same thing. I don't give a shit what its called

Its true. People call Prosecco and Cava Champagne all the time

What else do you call it ?

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We respect other countries, contrary to popular believe, we are not thieves. Those made in Brazil are just "Espumantes".

Chilean wine is not that good. But their Pisco is god tier!

can you stop doing that and start doing this you retard
/ʃæmˈpeJn/

Champagne is the type of fizzy wine.
Prove me wrong

Worst type*

why don't you pride yourselves in making your own sprinkly wine instead of ripping ours off ?
There'd be a better chance of us buying it for instance

Champagne is champagne. If it's not from Champagne is not champagne, very simple.

that's not champagne, that's wamnahckoe

Champagne is only Champagne if it's from the Champagne region of France

ah yes, I see they got to you, living in your mind rent free the frogs are

Not really, but it's only champagne if it comes from Champagne. There are of course other similar products like Cava, Prosecco, Deutscher Sekt or Crémant.

Throughout the EU, special geographic origins are protected. So no, you can't even buy a 'Champagne' that's not from Champagne.

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