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Little sister is starting high school next year

Mom lost her job drunk driving

Shoot! Tell her you raised her better than that!

You better be a good sibling and beat the ass of any bitch ass bullies

wish i had a little brother/sister desu

This is common folk wisdom but I got 1000% happier when I found love so Idk

No matter what I say she never changes

are you afraid she'll be the school slut?

Nice hair and eyelash extensions

LOVE all my little sibs

God niggers really do disgust me
It's like God wanted to create the ugliest thing ever

My brother is 7 years older than I am and I have no special relationship with him, I see him more as friend than a brother

God is a woman

God is an Asian man(Han Chinese)

I hate living so much I don't want to live anymore

No I was a thot in high school and it was fun

My town's highschool closed down due to a shooting threat, and then a bomb threat.

I was a hot topic band kid in highschool and it was the best

kids threaten schools when they know they can shut down classes for it. Still remember the exact kid who threatened our school with a bomb

I want to like pewdiepie but I'm finding it hard not to cringe
Sven or someone else, can you suggest some of his better vids?

a young uncle of mine went through a bomb threat in high back in 1985 so it must be a normal thing to do huh

only in ameriga :DDD

its easy to threaten a bomb especially when you are a literal child. the only sad thing is that schools need to pretend to take them seriously when its a 1 in 10000 chance of being "real" because they don't want to be the one school who "missed the signs" or whatever

why would want this

yeah everything sucks, but at least there's cheap burgers

wish i had some liquor desu
oh well

gay

Need to date someone who’s over 21 so I can get alcohol easily

Bought a big can of Popper's

Dispensaries suddenly closed on Wednesdays Mondays and Tuesdays for some reason

the weed supply is too low

Alcohol kills.

aaaaaaa

Niggers are some of the dumbest creatures on earth I swear to God

living kills

swag

Should I give this hoodie back
I don’t like basketball and I live in LA

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Bullshit their fucking lazy that's what weed does to ya

does any else think about ejaculating inside a girl's vagina?

No

Ur dumb

Stop being so self hating tramone

not a single day that goes by I don't wish I'd be having missionary sex instaead of whatever the fuck I'm doing right now

Never post this cursed pic again /cum/ is officially a Toronto Raptors general

never

Just saw a cat

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Send me a Raptors sweater and I’ll wear it
I just stole this one from my ex

how can people say that mushrooms make them feel perfectly happy? every time I take them I sink into a depression and sometimes actual psychosis

Stop exploiting animals
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>being this misanthropic

Don’t like mushrooms
Xanax makes me feel great tho

give me your address and i will unironically send you a Toronto Raptors sweater

you're not taking enough, you have to take at leas quintuple dose above the lethal treshold
lethal threshold is a misinformation campaign because they don't want the secret of happiness known by everybody

Don’t feel comfortable doing that
How about you send me the money on PayPal instead

bitch niggas

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When I was younger I fell for someone who said they’d send me something and I got doxxed and he kept sending messages to all my friends about how I’m a prostitute
Wasn’t fun

im gonna stop complaining, i swear

As the official ambassador to /cum/ for the Toronto Raptors, I CANNOT send you money to your paypal

t. actual retard
you'd have to eat literal pounds of magic mushrooms to actually overdose on them, and by then you'd likely throw up or just pass out first.

i think it's cool in america that people at university wears university merch

I think if I have a daughter I'll kill myself on her 13th birthday

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got a perfect score on my Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas movie essay

Mostly freshmen and people who get it for free

fellow canucks, what do you think the actual odds of trudeau being elected are? does anyone here intend on voting for him? if so, why?

Are you afraid of her being her own person and discovering her sexuality?

oh. that's disappointing.
our universities don't really have merch outside of a mug.

t. university of waterloo student

I wear my hoodie sometimes but usually I wear other clothes
It’s a well made and comfy hoodie

dont know waterloo university
is it good? does it have merch?
sounds comfy. comfy is nice.

I buy men’s small hoodies even though my actual size is like extra small womens

Proxyleaf

sorry, i attend aalborg university
aalborg is in denmark, not canada

I don't know enough about the political landscape in Canada to make an educated guess but based off of personal anecdotes there could be a good chance he might be re-elected idk

>he doesn't know waterloo, canada's PREMIERE university for STEM programs and asians

yes

>he doesn't know waterloo, canada's PREMIERE university for STEM programs and asians
no i dont
do you know aalborg university?

Which of these old /cum/ personalies are still alive?
>ryan
>clack
>cara
>fist of flames
>fk

Of course I do.. It's Aalbord Univerity, why wouldn't I??

No

But why

wow, my unibersity id famous

>not mentioning smelly man, one of /cum/s most prolific posters

Should I not do my essay, take the L, and fail the class?

all dead or gone except fk

is arbys still alive?

What else do you have to do that's so pressing?

what is an L? is that the new F?

Yikes dude

should stop telling people to kill themselves

Take the FAT L and play Fortnite instead

Nothing, I am just a lazy no good piece of shit

are you a girl who just gets mad when guys don't want to see their daughters become whores?

hmmm

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Just ate a vegan burger