Papi, your food is almost done, you like asado, right? i made it just for you

>me

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that's not asado.
and I fucking hate how chicks from brown latin american countries say "papi"

i'd rather die alone than sleep with the enemy

I feel like jumping straight to the dessert.

>Brown Latin American countries
>Implying that isn't all of them

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I had Argentinean asado the other day, it was glorious.

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Isn't asado made from still steaming hot horse meat?

nah. we don't eat horse

yea

I rather have some roast beef if you know what I mean ;)

>horse
only you eat horse you weird fuck.
asado is just a barbecue where you cook with charcoal, OP's picture is clearly not asado.

meant countries that aren't Argentina or Uruguay.

what was Argentine about it?

No, what do you mean?

Maybe we are brown, but bitches don't say "papi" here.

Based

I mean I'd like to taste her beef curtains

dunno about asado but horse is a fine meat, should try it

It was an Argentinian restaurant here's the menu. Is this authentic or Americanized?

puertolaboca.com/lunch/

>ven aca user lemme give you a kiss!

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My balls would probably shrivel up into raisins from how hard I'd blast ropes upon ropes of cum inside her.

yeah that's all Argentine food.

Si Mama!

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i wish we had had Argentinian food around where I lived. The only Latin American food we get are one and a half mexican restaurants on every street corner.

I like their red sauce for putting on meat.

or was it green?

chimichurri? both

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimichurri

This is a new level of cucking,please white people fuck my wife.

> Unironicaly liking roasties

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unpopular opinion ahead:
Argentinian food isn't really all that unique, it borrows from whatever local indigenous cooked for centuries + whatever euros came with
Asado, as in slowly cooked meat over embers, is the only thing harder to find elsewhere, and even that you can find on other countries in the region, I even think Texans are into slowly cooked beef

get the fuck out of my way dumb bitch

This boludo is probably fan of river plate or racing dont listen to him

this boludo clearly knows more of Argentinian food than you

>papi
I would punch her in the face and then rape her.

>tfw no angry alcoholic Anglo husband

nice

"papi" is sexy, you have to admit that

>i made it just for you
Judging by that body tubby you made it for you.

only if you have inbreeding fantasies

based pirata

I've only heard PR girls say it.

>asado
>frying pan

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like italians?

t. Oedipus complex

It's a Caribean thing

Asado means different things in other countries

'ate mexicans

simple as

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What do you expect from Mexicans? Like half of them are married to their cousins

checked
good taste

only if you're ap retty girl i want to fuck i'll eat your whore food

That's not asado, if you are going to dream about your latinamerican gf at least get your shit right

>is the only thing harder to find elsewhere
It's the most generic thing ever

gracias

How's saving the white mustard race going for ya?

I want a cute latin american girl to bully my penis

Odio las mujeres, perrrooo, por favor abre la boca de par en par para mi pija, ahora! Mestiza estupida!!!

/thread

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>Mexicans are mongrels
>Mexicans are inbred

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Honestly how badly would you have to have been beaten to find this sentence cute?

both of those can be true at the same time, you fucking idiot

Prove it, pussy. Post a picture of your children.

xD

not particularly a fan of whores if I may say so myself

I've never had Mexican tacos, is it as good as it looks?

No

I prefer americanized tacos with flour tortillas

Don't know why you'd go with the less evolved american and mexican tacos when there's norwegian taco.

>google asada
>it's just a bbq
>south americans make the women barbeque the meat

what do the south american men do? make salad? sip white wine and talk about their children's school results? lmao fucking manlet goofs

i dont know what the fuck asado is but i love that assdough

what is that?
ranching dress and kebab meat?

fuck them and be feed

>ETNISK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The men all have a gay orgy while the women cook? Sounds about right

yes, it's really good fast food.

>oliver is mad because australian women are useless thots

>>south americans make the women barbeque the meat

nope.

men cook the meat, while women make the salads and those things.

>hasn't tried texas tacos

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xD

That sounds right. I guess I shouldn't have trusted a thread made by a yank generalizing and idealizing south american culture because he just found out one of his greatgrandparents was from honduras

Whats the secret if I am making it myself

>american media
>spic character appears
>speaks english using spanish words in between
Does this meme actually happens irl?

The beef looks rubbery

no secret, that's shit is simple as fuck, that's why is cheap, and that's why it's good

kek, yep. don't trust a mutt. lating america is big intriguing place.

>Whats the secret
i don't know, im not mexican, but mexican food is really good.

>please come to argentina

nah, it's just that most people think that we are all mexico

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You know from on end of the Sahara to the other it's just sand

from colombia to paraguay is all rainforest.

what?

from cape horn to the rio grande its all shit

It is much harder to travel from North to South and vice versa than from East to West in the same latitude. Climate changes are MUCH more extreme North to South than East to West. You'd have to cross multiple deserts and jungles, instead of just steppes. Same reason it is much harder to travel from Europe to Africa than from Europe to Central Asia.