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going out with lads in the army is beyond Deano mate
It is fucking mayhem

Dumb frogposter

Used to do this with squaddies in the army lol

yank schools are terrifying

Hope somebody hax the mods again and doxxes who ever imposes these stupid rules for new threads and whoever killed sp

I'll fucking grind them to dust

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what regiment

a massive fish bowl of booze basically. all sorts go into it usually

My father's side is Ulster-Scottish and my mom's side is a mystery meat of unknown European origin, although her last name is Swiss German. I am a proud mutt

it's funny cause he's jewish

Munchin and dat lads

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holy shit
this is always what I imagined this piece of shit song being used for
literally the exact scenes I had in my head every time a retail setting bombarded me with it

odds wank
evens no wank

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Pay 20 quid for about 8 quite worth of booze and the rest is ice and mixer

t. Worked in bars

doxxable info lad

Pennsylvania?

Are you still working for them?
Got a mate in the R.E.

reroll

army stories are hilarious to be fair, tell us your funniest training ones

Will the the inevitable devolution spurred by Brexit be the vehicle for England's resurgent destiny?

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can't stand passive aggressive men

show us some proof otherwise i call bullshit

don't do this again nigger its lowest of the low tier spam

North Carolina, actually

in rhodesia me and the lads got into a helicopter one afternoon and won the war lmao

based
same people really

stfu retard wasnt talking to u

deep

pretty B&R

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Did a breakdown of my finances for the year and I've spent $7500 so far, or $625 a month, or roughly $150 a week

i can't be seen (it's disturbing)

waiting for your army stories mate

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haha beto's a grumpy old boomer

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wombo combo

Hola Betito :3

Nah im not in the army but few of my mates are and just go out with them sometimes
see above lad. they have told me some funny stories though yeah
i'm not in the army mate

oh guess he was bullshitting then
not surprised

shot my willy off and had a rabbi suck the wound

youtube.com/watch?v=d0mt0N5-LLw

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condolences

oh hi mark

does this not infer you're in the army or am i just thick?

Dumb terrorist frogposter

alright mate if you say so
ask anyone who has been in the army and they will tell you thats what they do standard every time they have time off

I am a white Greek man

ive got a mate in the army though and i go out with him
but you said doxxable info so i thought you were an ex-squaddie

nah i thought he meant what regiment my mates are in etc
which is not my info to tell is it

plus if i was in the army i wouldnt say anyway lol

N-no I'm not in the a-army myself you see, I-I'm talking about my mates

is schizo here? is he posting with a british flag?

not mark, but hello

yep thats right

tell us some of your mate's stories at least

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I want to make love to Emma Watson. I want to have sex with her. I want to do the nasty with her.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wiQt5_b_nMQ

oh my daaays

business idea: chocolate cream pie. as she's pooing, stick your willy inside her poo and cum.

North Carolina is the most based southern state. I like it here

that guy is literally sick in the head

Please watch our sport (Cricket)

why don't they combine north and south carolina into one big state

fucking freak always makes me VPN up

Baseball is simply much better.

why don't they combine new zealand and australia

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Feel ALIVE tonight might go for a jog

youtu.be/N0ALppj8Anc

there are some proper disgusting angles of my face fuaaark

carry a knife, don't wanna get mugged.

different countries aren't they

why don't they combine north and south america

remain or leave? I guess they never leave huh?

Why don't they combine my wee and poo

Sorry that post was for high IQ posters only.

ehhhh

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what if remain and leave combined

that's the current democrat platform

shut up nigger

walkcunt on nobel prize watch

Send this man to Westminster.

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YIKES

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forwarding your posts to them from hereon.

More like crickets

All benders should be killed ASAP