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My BMI is 17.8 right now
Just be comfortable with yourself
If you feel uncomfortable she’ll be able to tell

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This is the ideal female body

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Nice date idea where do you go to get hot chocolate?

>Just be comfortable with yourself
Meme tier advice

who keeps deleting cum????

Starbucks lmao

who's that bitch

Umm what else do you want
A transcript of what to say

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Frick!! the anime thread was sooo much better!!

>who keeps deleting cum????

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girls if u aint an innie then im outtie

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respect our moderators pls

I mean unless I pop some xanax there is a 100% that I will atleast be a little uncomfortable, especially at the start.

Get outta your own head

>Umm what else do you want
Personally I don't want anything, but I am assuming he might want some non-meme tier advice from someone who has actually dated more than 2 girls lel.

can you stop posting in /brit/

>not preferring delicious meaty pussy
Cringe

bless the person stuck with you when youre old

are burritos tacos since they're sold at taco bell?

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based

Girls are easy to date they just want someone who isn’t a skittish dork who acts like an abused dog

I'm not that bad, just a bit shy.
I should get comfortable pretty quickly, that's usually what happens

0 small talk, ur not 55 year old women. be funny, make very normie tier jokes, wear cologne, women love talking so just sit and listen and agree with everything

>and agree with everything

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I took this picture when I was in an local educational institution

>wear cologne for hot chocolate
fuck off chi

wish i were sleeping

should i even bother with e dating if still living at home but not an ugly mofo

sometimes when I get hungry I eat food

You can fuck in your car

i wanna marry tho

the only reason why i don't date is because i'm still at home. i'm so self conscious about it

Maybe a girl with rock bottom standards want "a guy who isn't a skittish dork". Skittish dorks aren't attractive but that's hardly the only class of unattractive guys. I don't even think they are that common honestly, I think men who are too comfortable and start dumping their life story or getting pushy are way more common.

But nobody is ever uncomfortable on purpose. "Be comfortable and not uncomfortable" is useless without advice on how to cultivate an attitude of comfort.

what do you do the other times?

ok, dont wear cologne i guess though it would help

roasties shall not get my attention

My ex still lives with his parents and I didn’t have a problem but we’re still college kids

Thinkin about this graph

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Yo tengo un loa que me ilumina, y me protege de la gente, con una vela de a centavo y tres vasitos de aguardiente.

La bruja hace su trabajo con el tabaco en la boca.
Se da cuatro zapatazos pa traer a los hombre, se cruza dos alfileres pa conseguir a los hombres, se pone cebo en un sobre pa traer a los hombres.

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this doesn't actually work btw
girls love arguing but you have to let them win and "change" your opinion

I alternate between thinking about eating food and calling myself a fat fuck

What a dumb post
He already got her to agree on going out she’s obviously attracted to him and he could only ruin it by being super fucking creepy, a nervous wreck, or being boring to talk to

I like making people into vegans

I was too, but managed to snag a good ladyfriend, however she did admit that me being at home still was kind of a negative, but not a deal breaker.

bored

>go outside
>see this
What do?

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Cannot post pictures from my phone what is this

deport

youtu.be/JJ-G_fBHL9g

(thread theme)

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Dicen que candelo ha muerto, candelo no ha muerto na.

ola

answer me you idiots

hola amigos de donde esta la biblioteca

>He already got her to agree on going out she’s obviously attracted to him and he could only ruin it by being super fucking creepy, a nervous wreck, or being boring to talk to
Wrong. He can also overshare/overburden, he can overjoke, he can be obnoxious, he can be a sycophant, and even "super creepy" implies imho being far too pushy and not being "too skittish".

Also lots of women agree to go on dates just to go along with the flow and give him the proverbial "chance". I'm sure that's not the case here and she's very attracted or whatever, but you must be aware of that situation as well.

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some leaf with a jewfro

que la que hay

what do you do when you get to the bottom of the bag while eating chips and salsa??

Its a 5'8" canadian jewish/mexican on bumble

say something like aww but also be kinda weirded out why they are hugging inside a flag.

in the thumbnail I thought that was an old mexican woman with a HUGE bunda

If USA and Mexico were to go to war I would fight for Mexico

That's way too much to remember. My first date the girl was very, very talkative so I really didn't have to do anything. Here I think if I just act like my normal self I should be fine

I doubt this dude is going to do any of that
The issues guys on Jow Forums have is being super reserved

Cringe

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The guy I buy my Xanax from got some more boys

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youtube.com/watch?v=VWoIpDVkOH0

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Any videos of this contraption?

based

i thought you didnt buy drugs illegally

feel like I'm dying again buds
I think it's my high blood pressure
I took some aspirin and propranolol to help

Wish I wasn't ugly & didn't have aspergers. I will never have a gf because of this.

stop making average /cum/ posts into threads

thank you

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/cum/ lol

youtu.be/IG0-3a__https://youtu.be/IG0-3a__cvEcvE

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this but semi-ironically (I don't actually have aspergers, although I might as well)

Wow, what an original, well thought out post
Never seen anything like it before

MAY ALLAH BLESS THIS SENEGALESE BROTHER.

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if you're actually comfortable being ugly it shouldn't be a huge hurdle, know tons of ugly dudes with no problems

hello italy

I buy people’s xanax it’s not like it’s from a cartel

That post wasn't meant for you, sorry, that would be horrible as an advice post and I have zero advice to give you other than BEE urself.

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no you don't understand
i have to be perfect before I start dating or else i'll get rejected
So I need to move out
get a job
and start going to school
maybe that's not perfect but at least its improvement

wish i were that token funny fat guy that every frat has

whats it about

Finna boutta start my 5 page at 12:00 A.M
I just need it printed by 8:30 in the morning, think I can do it?

Boy and girl swap bodies ok. You want more spoilers I can give those too

do you?

Yes