Keep it cute edition
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Death to anime
tfw a girl wears a choker
Hate my parents
Eating Pringles and listening to emo rap
This, but with nose piercings
same but not really
tell me something i don't know about you
no roasties edition
what did he mean by this?
im a man
Eat a fucking bullet
This is normal, for a 16-17 year old
I have 4 names
I used to be like this but now I hate myself for still living at home and being too stupid to finish college in a reasonable amount of time
still can't cum
are you hispanic?
Those retards are forcing me to go to school or get a job.
Do zoomers not appreciate some good old emo anymore?
Gonna get tattoos on my inner thigh
Thinking of getting the red rose in a fist
cringe cringe cringe
Back to /r9k/ with you
if you have to dig between your cheeks to poke your asshole, you're FAT
What else would you do with your life?
I'm sure they'd be ok with you joining the military, sign up for the chairforce
Ew no, skelly butts are gross
Back to /r9k/ with you
implying this general is any better
why do you have 4?
this is why we need a wall
if you have to dig to clean your belly button, you're FAT
Anyone else restoring their foreskin?
Made some good progress so far, fapping feels much better
why would you poke your asshole?
will girls reject me if i still live at home?
Do some squats, asslet.
never agreed to tell you this many things about me
I like to tease it sometimes. feels good
Tell us about the process
siempre ignoro los videos de este puertorriqueño feo
honestly no but if you are just looking to get laid from online stuff then it makes it hard
If God made me a non-nigger I would've had a gf by now
And that's a fact
I'm sure you'd be able to get a gf if you weren't a ped desu
This dude is super cute, I'd tongue his asshole. Most of the mexicans here are ugly as sin, send more cuties pl0x.
quintessential basic girl post
if you were white perhaps
never reply to me again
Not a pedo
Or Asisn, Indian, Spic anything other than a nigger desu
You grab the scar-line with both index and thumbs next to each other and pull up towards the head of the penis and hold firmly for 30 seconds, then move both hands one finger length counter-clockwise and repeat until you go all the way around.
i just want a gf
meaningless sex is meaningless
Oh, so its pseudoscience
Do you believe in Jesus Christ, God's only Son, our Lord,who was born of the Virgin Mary, was crucified, died, and was buried, rose from the dead, and is now seated at the right hand of the Father?
what do i get in exchange
I think Jesus was sucking dick for money
a nadie le importa
hes venezuelan, mexicans are well known for being the ugliest of the indos of LatAm along with chileans
No, tension creates mitosis, its a well-known phenomena.
Here's a NSFW video of it in action
Interesting, has this been empirically demonstrated
I have two Instagram accounts and one is private/for close friends
I’m also a “Buddhist” and I own a Himalayan salt lamp
apparentely is easier to find my package if I provide a bunch of numbers instead of my name and id
I don't get it
sounds like a method to get a loose short "foreskin". just accept that it's gone forever
he was never crucified, he was raised to heaven
along with chileans
lol why would you lie to him like this
i havent done anything bad tho
What's it like to live on an American tropical island? I'd imagine it'd be just as sad as living on a continent but more expensive, right?
I don't believe in a false god, the usurper of the world, the grand betrayer. I only believe in Jupiter and his children. I will love and die for the pantheon, not for a crazed shepherd who has led his flock astray from the world's true religion.
he’s religious in 2018
Depends on how poor it is
Americans can retire in the Philippines with $3,000/month pension including medical care and an Asian wife
Is oblivion waiting for me when I die
you wont care when something consumes your carbon and you become part of them
Filipino women are so ugly, holy shit, they might even be uglier than blacks
You are the part of the living earth fren
When you die you are reabsorbed into the planet's fungal system
"you" won't exist
It's so fucking hot all the time, the cockroaches are MASSIVE plus they fly, and you have to leave your house with everything you own if you live on the beach every time there's a storm. I'll never do it again.
maybe by your definition of (you)
Oblivion of death is terrifying so I try not to think about it
I was thinking more like Hawaii or Guam, where I'd still be living in the U.S.
do you wanna live forever
Friendly reminder that if we don't see a socialist uprising in the near future those tropical islands won't exist
tfw that feel is mine
unironically based and redpilled
I am not afraid to be dead but its scary for me to stay
0-4: Fap to a loli doujin then sleep
5-9: Fap to a loli doujin then go watch some virtual youtubers
Gonna start my essay in 20 minutes
do you have big lips?
When I was like 11 I opened my parents computer and they were signed into a “swinger” website
They don’t know that I know that they’re into swapping and fucking others peoples partners
The world is a beautiful place, and I am not longer afraid to die
I am a nigger yes
My dad got a prostitute once
I saw him browsing escort sites and then he went out at midnight, came home around 1:30 and took a shower
Second worst band name, but its beaten by Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat
personally dont believe they should exist
hey you finally told me something about your parents
It's worse. The laws are assbackwards in PR. They can put you in a mental hospital for life without having to prove you're ill or a danger to anyone.
My dad got a prostitute about a year before he died and was still married to my mom
I was only 13, was a crazy year
I personally disagree I'm quite a fan of the corny long names some of midwest emo revival bands came up with
No wonder you’re a mess. Poor thing
anyone else lonely and just want a gf to hold?
They took me and my sister on a “road trip” to San Jose once and they visited some “friends” for several hours a day while my sister and I were at a daycare center
Good thing I'm going on a date soon and might acquire one
How do you feel about this
sounds pretty irresponsible but thats just like, my opinion
Don’t really care
You're supposed to say "just my 2c" dummy
cant finish the last piece of this pumpkin pie/ice cream I put together
feel like im going to puke
mfw I think about you hurting
I found porn videos my parents made but they are VHS and we don't have a player anymore
Give to me
One time I turned on their TV and it was playing porn
The lady was talking about how her boyfriends dick tastes like “chicken” but there was no sex so I guess it was the extras and not the porn
its those fag soundcloud rappers like xxx and lil uzi
been trying to jerk off for an hour straight
reminds me of a funny family story my grandma use to tell me about my father.
My father was a singer in a band for most of his life and he played shows and sometimes they would get recorded and he would send them to my grandma. Well one time he sent a VHS of one of his shows to my grandma and she had all her friends over to watch and they turn it on and its HARDCORE pornography. One of my dad's buddies recorded over a porno but didn't rewind it first.
Heard that one at christmas a few times, miss you dad RIP
I looked at my dad's facebook conversations and he is fucking girls he knew in highschool behind my mom's back
Shit like "why dont you cum ;) over tonight"
Stop posting that zoomer thot its dont discharge december
is that the girls version of no nut november but no vaginal discharge december
Electrocutando culos, mientras me dicen hola papi chulo
One day me and a girl will be in bed together, on a cold winter night, rubbing our legs and bodies together to create friction for warmth and that moment will be truly special
i caught my mom watching tranny porn once
When I was 13 I was digging through my parents closet looking for some socks and I found a box of dildos
Yes. Now please stop. It’s very difficult as is
Gettem dad. Your mum secretly knows and likes it because it makes him alpha
you're gonna tell your mom?
that's it, i'm taking the gloves off
no lmao why the fuck should I break up a 30 year marriage over my dad getting some side pussy
FUCK i should called a week ago FUCK
digits absolutely confirm
Pretty random get, but also pretty wholesome, I give it a 7/10
what is a fun game?
Spin the bottle
I know she likes Asuka, she's on her Steam
Time to start your essay.
you ever go snipe hunting down in bama?
Gingers have no souls.
Guess I gotta start now
Sit and think for a while and you'll realize that you'll still die.
If you're not thinking at all I'm not sure why you're alive.
No problem, friend.
If you focus on that fact you will never live either
wtf did you just say bitch
wow, you're trash
Haven’t had a new thought since second grade
tinder ho said she'd come over now, but don't wanna wake up my friend
dunno what to do, I NEED to cum this ritalin has given me massive blue balls for past 2 hours and I dont wanna leave the house
14 days since she was last online, if only I discovered her Steam earlier
alaska, the 49th state
Pretty self explanatory Tbh
does 4channel count as "social media"
Everyone's afraid of their own life
If you could be anything you want
I bet you'd be disappointed, am I right?
Fuck in your car
The only way to get rid of blueballs is to find a hot nilf to take care of you
So you’re saying my parents cuckong each other messed me up? Their marriage is pretty normal other than that
I would say no unless you maintain a persistent identity (name, trip, avatar, extraflags, etc)
I hope she comes online again and sees my request, I want herto know
I can maintain the happy fiction for my family by staying silent or I can destroy my family by saying something.
16 days ago since the cute Asian girl was online
Sent her a message on PSN.... I think she's avoiding me by going invisible
Complain complain complain thats all you know how to do. How about you try fixing your damn problems, huh?
shall dip my testicles into sulfiric acid
based based based BASED
never understood the infatuation with asian women
My mom got me a dildo on my 14th birthday she didn’t say anything, she just said that something just got delivered and it has my name on it but I’m pretty sure it was her
how do i fix the problem of living at home? i don't have any credit
no thats too much work
it makes sense if you understand its a sign of pedophilia
She doesn't know how obsessed i am with her, I wish I got to talk about video games and anime with her, my biggest regret is her not knowing, I hope she still digs those interests, it would be a good starting point
This, white girls are way cuter
you wont because you have
if my husband was cheating on me and my son knew i would want him to tell me instead of being a selfish patriarch bitch
now imagining if my parents had bought me a pocket pussy
It was a Filipina girl that one day talked to me saw me as a friend and was nice to me, I want that feeling back
why are there so many filipinos in canada
when i visited toronto half the people i assumed were chinese were actually flips
fucking LOVE music guys
Music is the greatest thing about being human
This is what I listen when I get some good grass and roll it every day for 600 years
If I ever cheat I want ny son, who will hopefully ve old enough to kick my ass
I don't know why they move to Quebec, it is indeed quite random but I don't know the whole story
honestly couldnt pick a best thing about being human or being alive
everything is beautiful
Would you rather be blind or deaf
That Filipina girl was the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life
do I have perfect vision if I say deaf
I'd rather be dead
nitenite arbies hope youre doing better when you wake up
Are you her? Of course not
nvm I finally came, crisis averted
if you're white and date asian women you're telling the entire world you're a loser
i'll never be doing better
sweaty drugged up girl hands typed this post
that leaf must really hate his mom
not possible every thing is relative so eventually your current low would at least be your perceived norm
I don't hate her but she is a burden that I must live with, at least she's an anti Hero
If you're out there, I'll always be here, outside, working, schooling, waiting, I'll always be there for you because I once knew you
I know what I said
don't try to pretend to be me idiot
All it takes is one kiss to turn this bitter weed into a blossoming flower
Are these feminine or masculine lips?
i havent pooped all day
If I had to take a guess, feminine but not enough information
what race is this dumb hoe you keep posting
what about dating latina?
Christ you're a mess and your parents are fucking cucks, no wonder you're some "depressed" thot.
Filipina-korean I think, she may also be Japanese, either that or she Google translated Japanese text
Half white half Korean
I wish I was half Korean t.b.h
Wish they were thicker though
those lips are sufficiently thick to suck a dick you B-show trick
She has a picture of her as a baby with her mom and dad but I didn’t save it since it seems weird to me
Thanks cutie if you were here I’d drain you
how did typing this out with the hands your parents gave you make you feel
do you guys think girls who post on here ever stick their fingers in their vagina and then sniff it before replying to his message?
I wrote it with my thumbs not my entire hands
so i have 3 essays, each worth 25% of my total grade
I also have a final, worth 15%
the final 10% is attendance
assuming i missed about a quarter of the classes, got B's on the first 2 essays, and got a C on the final, could I not do the third essay and still pass the class?
Feel like breakin shit.
only to me
put up my winter candle
Should I buy this for myself for christmas
are you recording through speakers repurposed into a microphone
not mine, i still have to buy a headset for my new pc
girls in this thread post thighs
do you still have your thigh collection
Think I’m gonna stop avatarfagging and blog posting and become another user who people assume is a dude
i already did
not him, but I have one that I would like to expand
Told you to do that ages ago you stupid bitch.
tiktok keeps crashing
Find my tumblr blog and you’ll get pictures of my thighs legs back chest feet and stomach (none of it was pornogaphic but I deleted all the potentially NSFW shit in case)
hey anyone want to see my hard penis??
I appreciate it
good night bud
Show it to /brit/ they were posting dicks the other night
dont show your dick to anybody but your doctor and your future wife
furious female hands scurried to type this post
post it bitch
Yeah what he said slut you want the attention anyway obviously.
or your gay lover
Well all's not well but Im told that itll all be quite nice
You'll be drowned in boots like mafia but your feet will still float like christs
Well I'll be damned, they were right
Im drowning upside down, my feet afloat like christs
If you want to it you’ll have to find it
It’s private and I only let other women see it anyway
Hey I'm a girl I have a pussy and everything you send it 2 me
I want to breed brown women.
speaking of women, there arent any women here. If you actually think there are women here your delusional
im a woman and im here tho
i thought you considered traps women though why the backtracking
female(male) dont count. You should know this by now
I'm a girl with a big dick
this is me at the finnish championships in 2011
would let her bully me
Can I breed you?
no you can tell
girls write a certain way there's at least one in here
w i d e g a l
no your not
didnt mean it like that, you know that by now ale
no its not
"SHES" A MALE UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE
Yeah I am
Sven is a hateful fuck and I highkey hate him
how am i hateful?
wtf he accepts all races and gay/bisexuality
No he doesn’t he’s a misogynistic chode
you don't know who you are
but you know who you want to be
i want to be the king/dictator of a empire desu
you and every other rich white "progressive"
I want Dane to /cum/ back
I want a classless society where everything is decided by an AI
I love it that i have a personal hater, it kinda turns me on desu
lol me too but i think it's kinda sick and lazy at the same time
Either that or everything is decided by a council of citizens picked at random on a yearly basis
Fuck America and fuck American “values”
fuck YOU commie FAGGOT
America is a fucking hellhole and it’s been rotten to the core since the colonial era
communism has failed everytime it's been tried
communism has been tried
It’s not communism if there is a hierarchy, money, or a state
I-it doesn't count if it wasn't successful!!!
Capitalism has succeeded and you can see that by the constant warfare over resources, massive inequality on a global scale, exploitation of the planet and people, and the rich getting richer while the poor get poorer
If it’s missing core aspects of communism then it’s not communism
Communism is a classless and stateless ideology and if either class or the state is present then it’s not communism
You ancestors would say we lived as gods
Society can't exist without a hierarchy you fucking nonce. You might as well have an ocean without water.
Communism is when the state does stuff and like welfare... yeah
My ancestors who lived under capitalism, mercantilism, or feudalism?
Mercantilism and feudalism are Porto-capitalism by the way
Communism is a classless and stateless
Yeah it they tried doing that by killing off every single intellectual and business owner and would you imagine that it wasnt a great idea
mmm yes keep shoving your boots in my face master yes I love the taste give me more oppress me more take all my money make me into your wageslave
Every single one of them, you're casually talking to people all across the planet and their messages get to you instantly. People you have never and likely will never meet and this is casual to you.
You ancestors would genuinely believe you lived as what gods were described as in ancient civilizations
kys you subverted commie retard
Those who get rich from the work of others deserve to be put to death
Landlords, capitalists, merchants
dude everyone should just be like equal lmao wouldnt that be cool if everyone is exactly the same in every single way and we could have a fairy tale utopia where like, we were EQUAL dude! that would be hella epic and then i wouldnt have to try at all
So this is the power of american debate, woah
The thing is once you do that your country falls apart and it no longer counts as an attempt at communism
rando citizen council
I'm honestly game for this meme at this point
unironically making fun of the idea and everyone is equal
Imagine being so brainwashed
i can see you put a lot of thought into this post
what a boring thread, lets talk about boys instead
start posting penises
unless you're still in school and havent actually experienced the real world, the only way you could believe everybody is legitimately equal is if you are the absolute lowest common denominator.
as a libertarian i can guarantee you that going against the free market is bound to fail
Everyone is not equal. everyone deserves equal rights, the notion that all people are equal is absolute nonsense.
I’m glad women are gaining more control or else men would keep the world firmly under the boot of the rich for the rest of time
whos your favorite boy? Zoro is mine
Everyone being equal is the cornerstone of the American values that the right jerks off to otherwise we’d have a monarch
big fan of Azula
”We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal”
They're created equally as men, they are all people. But they are not equal in their talents, abilities, intelligence and so on. They never will be.
where did you go to school where you think "everybody is equal" is an american corner stone? Equal rights sure, but never has "everybody is equal" been a thing in the USA
Everyone is equal
End of story
Get Porkys boot out of your mouth, you little bitch
Cringe. No wonder you're a commie kek you're a fucking retard, probably the coalburning thot with cuck parents.
sure just come to guadalajara
Yeah that’s me I’m the one who kept making threads about hating America which is where someone figured out I’m a woman???
SHES NOT A FEMALE YOU DUM FUCKs
shut the fuck up, jesus
I hate raining season
rain is the best
just spilled the last of my weed all over my desk
If you classcucks were alive in 1200 you’d be pro-feudalism because you’re afraid of change and hope you can get a taste of the rich man’s cock
If the best and brightest succeed under capitalism, explain why Steve Jobs came out on top instead of any of the people who actually made apple succeed
based cortez will bring communism to Imperialist States of America
I BE BALLIN' LIKE MY NIGGA MO
why is every single swede who tries to post in /cum/ completely insufferable
If I lived in 1200, I wouldn't be focusing on politics you absolute sheltered, underdeveloped child.
ironic because she's essentially a puppet for the new york elite
these types of shoes are very kawaii
it sucks if you drives a motorcycle.
Clothes get wet even though wears a rain coat
visibility on the road gets limited , can't drive fast
you aren't the first swede to try to become a /cum/ regular
well become a neet then
not really lol. she literally sat with a protest in pelosi's office. pelosi is slave to the elite
Dude im the protagonist of this thread doesnt matter than im swedish lmao
It only works for introverts. An extrovert guy like me need to be a wageslave so I can tell people about my job and makes it easy for me to have a conversation with literallly anyone.
Years of professional training and possibly steroid use
Can only do a 82kg snatch
when will fem*ids learn?
Perfect. The best Mexican state.