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Keep it cute edition

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1st

Shit edition
Death to anime

hey

>tfw a girl wears a choker

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Hate my parents

Eating Pringles and listening to emo rap

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This, but with nose piercings

same but not really

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tell me something i don't know about you

no roasties edition

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what did he mean by this?

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>nose piercings

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ok
im a man

Eat a fucking bullet

This is normal, for a 16-17 year old

I have 4 names

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I used to be like this but now I hate myself for still living at home and being too stupid to finish college in a reasonable amount of time

still can't cum

are you hispanic?

I'm 25
Those retards are forcing me to go to school or get a job.

Fucking loser

youtube.com/watch?v=RG2FFpI5K3s

Do zoomers not appreciate some good old emo anymore?

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Gonna get tattoos on my inner thigh
Thinking of getting the red rose in a fist

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nope white

cringe cringe cringe
Back to Jow Forums with you

if you have to dig between your cheeks to poke your asshole, you're FAT

What else would you do with your life?
I'm sure they'd be ok with you joining the military, sign up for the chairforce

Ew no, skelly butts are gross

>Back to Jow Forums with you
implying this general is any better

why do you have 4?

this is why we need a wall

if you have to dig to clean your belly button, you're FAT

Anyone else restoring their foreskin?

Made some good progress so far, fapping feels much better

*sniffs finger*

why would you poke your asshole?

will girls reject me if i still live at home?

Do some squats, asslet.

never agreed to tell you this many things about me

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CALI CALI

s-u-b-l-i-m-e
pretty please?

I like to tease it sometimes. feels good

Tell us about the process

siempre ignoro los videos de este puertorriqueño feo

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honestly no but if you are just looking to get laid from online stuff then it makes it hard

If God made me a non-nigger I would've had a gf by now
And that's a fact

I'm sure you'd be able to get a gf if you weren't a ped desu

This dude is super cute, I'd tongue his asshole. Most of the mexicans here are ugly as sin, send more cuties pl0x.

quintessential basic girl post

if you were white perhaps

@98377258
never reply to me again

Not a pedo

Or Asisn, Indian, Spic anything other than a nigger desu

You grab the scar-line with both index and thumbs next to each other and pull up towards the head of the penis and hold firmly for 30 seconds, then move both hands one finger length counter-clockwise and repeat until you go all the way around.

i just want a gf
meaningless sex is meaningless

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Oh, so its pseudoscience

Do you believe in Jesus Christ, God's only Son, our Lord,who was born of the Virgin Mary, was crucified, died, and was buried, rose from the dead, and is now seated at the right hand of the Father?

what do i get in exchange

I think Jesus was sucking dick for money

a nadie le importa

hes venezuelan, mexicans are well known for being the ugliest of the indos of LatAm along with chileans

ofc no

ofc

No, tension creates mitosis, its a well-known phenomena.

Here's a NSFW video of it in action
youtube.com/watch?v=I9UrxAKeyV4

Interesting, has this been empirically demonstrated

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I have two Instagram accounts and one is private/for close friends
I’m also a “Buddhist” and I own a Himalayan salt lamp

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apparentely is easier to find my package if I provide a bunch of numbers instead of my name and id
I don't get it

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yeah

Yes

>98377324
nuke pr

sounds like a method to get a loose short "foreskin". just accept that it's gone forever

No

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didnt ask

he was never crucified, he was raised to heaven

...

>along with chileans
lol why would you lie to him like this

i havent done anything bad tho

What's it like to live on an American tropical island? I'd imagine it'd be just as sad as living on a continent but more expensive, right?

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I don't believe in a false god, the usurper of the world, the grand betrayer. I only believe in Jupiter and his children. I will love and die for the pantheon, not for a crazed shepherd who has led his flock astray from the world's true religion.

>he’s religious in 2018

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Depends on how poor it is

Americans can retire in the Philippines with $3,000/month pension including medical care and an Asian wife

Is oblivion waiting for me when I die

you wont care when something consumes your carbon and you become part of them

>Asian wife
Filipino women are so ugly, holy shit, they might even be uglier than blacks

You are the part of the living earth fren

When you die you are reabsorbed into the planet's fungal system

"you" won't exist

It's so fucking hot all the time, the cockroaches are MASSIVE plus they fly, and you have to leave your house with everything you own if you live on the beach every time there's a storm. I'll never do it again.

maybe by your definition of (you)

Oblivion of death is terrifying so I try not to think about it

I was thinking more like Hawaii or Guam, where I'd still be living in the U.S.

i am

do you wanna live forever

Friendly reminder that if we don't see a socialist uprising in the near future those tropical islands won't exist

tfw that feel is mine

unironically based and redpilled

>emo rap
link some

I am not afraid to be dead but its scary for me to stay

youtu.be/zCBMbCuvtYQ

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0-4: Fap to a loli doujin then sleep
5-9: Fap to a loli doujin then go watch some virtual youtubers