/brit/

attempts at online flirting are not going well edition

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what did you do?

youtube.com/watch?v=S87jWwzvwd8
thoughts on this audio?

I couldn't have cereal for years as milk gave me severe acne
On a prescription now so I get to eat unlimited cereal, very happy

*is wanking to cousins arse*

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orchestrating an all-nighter

This is the thread

trying to be flirty on line is always shit
better to meet people in person but also more work

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hot damn is this schizo? yikes yikes Y I K E S

doo doo doo
beautiful friend

its white people's fault that fried chicken and fast food makes people fat

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Are jews considered white?

Fuck the pope and the vatican?

Jews aren't even human

For me, it's the
>Buena
>Ventura
>Lakes
>Library

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only when they do bad things

I'm mocking you freak

Why do some jews look white though
they are blue eyed, and have white skin

Britain cries out for a Labour government
Australia cries out for a Labor government
America cries out for a genuine centre-left party
Canada cries out for a NDP government
France cries out for a PS government
Ireland cries out for a Labour government
Germany cries out for i don't even know the SPD is dire and grim and a Germany guy told me Die Linke are just as bad economically
Spain cries out for a Podemos government
Sweden cries out for a SAP government
Norway cries out for a Labour government
Finland cries out for a SDP government
Israel cries out for a Labor lead government
Russia cries out for a Yabloko government
Italy cries out for a PD government
Denmark cries out for a Socialdemokratiet government
Belgium cries out for a Parti Socialiste government
The Netherlands cry out for a Socialist-Labour-Christian-Democrat coalition government

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not a fan of snakes, me

do you have nidgers in norway

high level shapeshifting

/brit/ cries out for you to shut the fuck up

>Australia cries out for a Labor government
>Labor
might pop over and scream "FOY" at a bunch of Aussies

youtu.be/gd67JEhwfJk

no they fucking don't what are you on about

>enough stubble to look crappy if I don't shave
>never gonna grow a proper beard

Jannies iffy, uh, user got the stiffy, uh
Got piccies, uh, thread it holds 250, uh

BAAASSSEEEEEEEED GAAAANGG

Pop these Jannies like a wheelie nigga, They all silly niggas
In the hood with my user niggas, and that Hiro nigga
They run up and they banning niggas, we just dabbing nigga
No GF, they all losers nigga, fuck that boomer nigga

In the thread, memes in my post, Waifu on the phone
She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
On /sp/ my niggas Milly Rock, my niggas shitpost bop

Blow a case a jannie throwing shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Jannies talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no good posts, only shitposts
Put my dick in jannies asshole, I pass him to my bro
Mods they all sad hoes, they all bad hoes
I'ma fuck them I dash home, to the cash hoe

I'm on some cuck a janny shit, take a jannies bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shut up, cus I fucked that jannies bitch

Jannies iffy, uh, user got the stiffy, uh
Got piccies, thread it holds 250, uh

Move milli', all my anons on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove-it
Banning me Change IP, jannies suck it
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it

I'm on some rob a Jannie shit, take a Jannies bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that Jannies bitch
I'm on some rob a Jannies shit, take a Jannies bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shut up, cus I fucked that Jannies bitch

BAAASSSEEEEEEEED GAAAANGG

these are the weeknd's good songs. all others pale in comparison
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big cringe

sad cringe

swear cringe

taste cringe

unrealistic cringe

based

ah yes love me a bit of The Nigger
fuck off nigger sympathiser

Taking it back to basics...

Got called a racist in greggs

Don't tell anyone but i secretly think having the party name and the more general term spelled differently is actually a good idea in a country where trade unions and a residual labour movement still exist.

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did the australian who was writing a book about a nigger called 'the nigger' ever find a publisher?

knowing me knowing you
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

shut your fuckin mouth

say that to my face you manlet faggot

money money money
its so funny
its a rich man's world

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at my window with binoculars, on the lookout for errant nidgers

Now my cellphone is all fucked up :/
I hope santa claus brings me a new one this christmas

does homealone (pbuh) still post here?

a huawei, specifically?

which one did you have lad

Some life, but may I suggest a telescope with night vision
Naggers blend in and it's all eyes and teeth
Last thing you want is to be looking out the window on the lookout and you turn around to the whites of Kunta's eyes clutching a kitchen knife

joke: Putin's mistress asks him for some "krem" (cosmetic cream), but Putin mishears and conquers "Krym" (Crimea) for her. And now the mistress is afraid to ask him for a "kolaska" (perambulator)...

you suck my cock or you fuck off
thats what the fuck you do
nobody, i did this, you could never do it
kill yourself

A motorola, those are fucking garbage, dont recomend it

nidgers, you nasty person, nidgers, theyre a kind of bird

disrespectful ingrates

*racist chinese accent*
huaaaaaaa! weeeeiiiiiiii!

yeah my moto went crazy too haha
decent prices though

Ah I see, my mistake. I thought you meant you had some sort of neighbourhood watch type of situation going on. I thought you were cool and exciting for a second there. Now I know you were just looking for birds..

so fucking beat but i need to write this essay

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It's pronounced "wa way"

redpill: hitler wasn't as bad as we were brainwashed to think

get a Xiaomi
I'm looking at the Mi 8 to replace my iphone

>he has a motorola

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I'm the fucking man, thats what the fuck I am
baddest motherfucker that ever did live
so start acting like it

i am looking for a huawei, i have been reading reviews about the cellphones, those seem to look pretty great

I'm looking for a woman
To cook and clean my house
And to suck me like a louse

but he was liderally hitler

schizo such a manlet little boy he needs to hide behind 10 proxies.

i need a big stick to beat nidgers with

desu you need to talk with an exaggerated "racist" accent if you want anyone to understand you anyway.

Haha suck me like a nit you dirty bitch yeah that's it draiiiin me

Haha uidf is everywhere

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what is worse on a personal level:

not doing anything about the death of 6 million "innocent" people

personally killing 600 innocent people

Whenever you hear anyone espouse (repeat) the lies about Hitler the nasty Jew-killer. Please always make a point of asking this very simple question: “Where did you get that information from?”

Perhaps we all at some point have repeated this fable. Why would we not, when it’s shoved down our throats 24/7, year in year out for decades(?) There hasn’t been a man on this planet who has been demonized as much as Herr Hitler.

If Hitler wanted to kill Jews, why oh why throughout all his speeches and manuscripts and his book Mein Kampf did he not mention this? Did he just forget? No, he didn’t say or write it BECAUSE HE HAD NO INTENTION OF KILLING THE JEWS.

No matter what amount of destruction he had observed done by the Jews to his people; he had enough self-discipline and ethical code not to take revenge. Being a strong character, he was able to rise above the darkness, the demonic standards of the Judaic mindset and show self-restraint and humility.

That is why he created ‘containment work camps’ for the Jews and certainly NOT death camps.

Border Gavaskar epic rap battles of history

Unbeknown to billions of people the Nazi camps were not death camps, nor were they places to carry out human experiments. They were simply containment camps. Something had to be done with these destructive anti-social Jews who were strangling Germany. Thanks to the Jews, Germany had lost it’s moral code and had become debased and de-cultured, does that ring a bell?

Something had to be done! And Hitler did do something – he placed all the Jews in containment camps to allow Germany to breath again. But – this is the key point in this essay/piece. He did it in a way which was ethical. The camps had decent sufficient food (bearing in mind it was war time), they had theaters, swimming pools, football pitches, post offices where inmates could communicate to the outside world, kindergartens, art and music recreation and even prostitutes.

Quality sanitation within the camps was paramount and that is why the inmates clothes were regularly de-loused with Zyklon B gas. There were no human gas chambers……THAT IS A BIG FAT KOSHER LIE; to which the world has had to endure for over half a century.

My theory is that if there had not have been a war effort, Hitler would not have even made the Jews work. AND I bet you the containment camps would have been luxury rehabilitation centers. In order to slowly de-programme the Jews from their mind control cult.

I’d rather make friends over enemies all day everyday
If we had beef in the past just know now I don’t hold any hate
I’ve made a lot mistakes and I know that I’m not perfect
But there is good inside of me I know that for certain

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>beef
I'm coming to lunch you buddy

Numerous occasions Hitler tried to warn and assist his fellow brethren about the Jewish trap they had fallen for and who really was behind all the warmonger. He dropped fliers from planes trying in vein to prevent Germany and Britain fighting. He initially wanted to make alliances with Britain. Many occasions he gave opportunities to opposing European forces, where he could have slaughtered them. It was his internal spiritual angst for him to be fighting (defending) amongst his European brothers and sisters. He did all he could to avoid war, he was not the warmonger we all have been led to believe.

>to lunch you

i am such a broken human being

In Conclusion

Hitler was probably the hero of the second world war and the 21st century. A man of ethical courage, a man of spiritual perception and good intent. A spiritual soul who cared – cared about all life forms, all cultures, about goodness and Light and ultimately about Truth.

Because he was one of the good guys.

buck up

Hitler was a virgin compared to Stalin

We be wrappers
Gold leaf, I got a box
Yeah, we Christmas packers
Eat some lunch, watch the Queen's speech
Then we pulling crackers

Yeah nigger, Christmas rap

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all indians are smelly brown rapists

Pajeets inventted shampoo

Beto dropping mad posts
(based and redpilled)
schizo got mad roast
(based and redpilled)
yank's a virgin freak
(cringe and bluepilled)
thinks he's a white greek
(cringe and bluepilled)

mutt is actually losing it lads

any complete fucking autists in

it's bewildering people actually believe this stuff given the nazis had made and enforced plans for the mass killings of jews and this is documented and admitted by their own organisation

hello schlomo