Languages by how worthwhile to learn them

English >>>>>>>>>> German >= French >= Russian >> Danish > Finnish = Icelandic > Dutch > Norwegian >> Italian >= Polish/slav languages >>> Spanish = Portuguese >
>>>>>>>>>> all of the inefficient ugly asian languages > Swedish

How this was ranked... Practical use like how many speakers, where it is spoken(first world white countries or third world shit holes like Spanish), quality of culture, achievements by the native speakers, how pathetic their country is now(swedish, all Spanish countries, italy etc)

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god she looks so subhuman

Switch English for Portuguese and you'll have a good point

subhuman, she looks god

why so much hatred against somalis?

Icelandic? Isn't that a tiny isle far away from the rest of Europe?

English > Chinese > Japanese > Arabic > Russian > Spanish > French > Korean > Portuguese

I'll stop at my own language, cause anything below this threshold is useless.

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English and Reichspiel are the only two useful languages.

Even Jow Forums embraces the use of Reichspiel

hebrew for all speech and writing > japanease for anime >>> aramaic based languages because they're elegant and comfy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

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They have only ~330,000, but they are very high quality, hard working etc

>finnish
>danish
>icelandic
>italian
>dutch

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can you give me a source for the stats you used to rank these?
obviously english is the most useful but the ordering of the others is questionable

didnt mean to reply

Reichspiel?

As much as I dislike Jews (no offence), I'd love to learn Hebrew. It's a very interesting language.
But cursive... I don't think a goy can handle it. Assyrian and Coptic are my other interests. It would be fun to read all that literature.

ascended, my fellow jewaboo friend

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True. She is pretty hideous. Very asymmetrical face

Can't wait to watch Arabs sack Jerusalem.

>haha this cartoon i drawed is you!
yikes

It's subjective based on the way I posted in the OP, also since you are NZ I will assume you're asian and disregard what you're saying

If you live in California it's
English>Spanish>>>>>>>>>>Mandarin>>>>>>>>Arabic>>>>>>>>>>> meme languages

>since you are NZ i will assume you're asian
XD epic meme

why would you live there though

All of these look more appealing than the other main ones desu

Why is Danish so worthwhile to learn? I don't get it.

chinese > arabic > spanish > french > the rest

It's not. OP is trolling.

you're based

don't put words in my mouth jealous faggot

ugleh

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>Dutch
>German
>French
>Norwegian
>Italian
>danish
They all understand English

to maybe a b1 or b2 level. They will always prefer you speak their language

Then please explain - or is it just completely subjective?

mandarin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>any wh*te """""""""languages"""""""""

you are more capitalist than your scandi relatives and don't let the trash walk into your country and start raping.

>yikes

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hein ?

Nobody in their right mind would learn English with the sole purpose of interacting with Am*ricans online or in real life. There's no real benefit in learning a language to interact with the most condescending, imbecile, obnoxious, arrogant, unpleasant people you can come across on this fucking planet.You learn English DESPITE being spoken by Am*ricans. English being spoken by Americans is alone a good reason to put it in the same spot as Spanish in your stupid ranking.

mad cuz bad

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>haha that cartoon i drawed is you

>haha that cartoon i drawed is you

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this is you

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lol he got mad!!!

seething spic, stay third world while i fuck you fat ass women who flee here from your shithole and are desperate for big white COCK

Actual ranking:
English > Mandarin > Arabic/Spanish > Russian > German/French > Italian > the rest

Third world languages are useless. Speaking to lots of poor people has limited value.

That's why French and German are both more useful than Spanish.
And Japanese more useful than Chinese.

bit rude

gonna start muttposting again lads, this mustn't stand

>Spanish not in at least top 5
>Finnish present on the list at all
Unsure if bait or autism, but this is dumb

Chinese will be increasingly relevant in the coming decades, I wouldn’t write it off as third world and irrelevant

There is a reason wealthy people are paying for their children to learn Mandarin. China’s emerging middle class and markets are already very lucrative.

She's white just pretty ugly, especially the eyebrows

non.

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Only like 30% of french know English, 50% Germans, like 30% Italians. Shut the FUCK UP japan

I doubt you'll be able to speak Danish as an outsider

haha kanker

>East European/Scandinavian languages being useful to anyone not living in those regions
>Quality of culture for literary traditions not transcending some meme single digit percentage of humanity or less
The stupidity of white supremacists is amazing

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The only white people in the entire OP is iceland

yup, wouldn't fuck even if paid

lik mijn lul domme Nederlandse kut je taal klinkt maf

Opportunities : number of countries using the language + population size. bigger = more possibilities

Just fucking learn it :
>English
Wide opportunities, good first-world ones :
>Spanish
>French
>Portuguese
Mostly restricted to one country, but large population and first-world :
>German
>Japanese
>Korean
>Italian
Small population/restricted to one country, but top tier :
>Northern Europe
Wide opportunities but second- or third-world (who knows, you could still be lucky) :
>Arabic
>Chinese
>Indonesian
>Filipino
>Slavic countries
Small population, lower tier :
>Greek
>rest of NEA

>Portuguese
>Spanish
>first world

sauce ?

taalgebruik ventje

Ja, fuck je

>this is you

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Oh yeah all those Spanish oppertunities. No wonder all Germans, Austrians, Swiss and and East Belgians move to Spain.

>French
>first world or "good"

English > Chinese > Spanish. The rest aren't "practical" to learn.

>Practical
Chinese and spanish are awful choices. Chinese dialects are ridiculously different, and Spanish has so many weird hick accents. They're only spoken in shitty countries too.

Here's the true ranking:
1.English
2.Spanish
3.Arabic
4.French
5.Mandarin
6.Russian
7.Japanese
8.German
9.Portuguese
10.Indian subcontinent languages (Hindi, Bengali,Punjabi, Urdu, Tamil, ...)
11.South East Asian languages (Malay, Javanese, ...)
12.Korean

POWER GAP

100.Turkish
101.Persian
102.Italian
103.Thai
104.Vietnamese
105.Nordic languages (Swedish, Norwegian, ...)

POWER GAP

999.Polish
9999.Serbo-Croatian
99999.Finnish
999999.Sub-saharan african languages and other irrelevant languages.

>see her trying to kiss me
>immediately close the Webm

I am PURE