Italians of int please explain

Italians of int please explain
Why spaghettis are so long? Im so fucking tired of breaking them every time so they could fit into a bowl

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Maybe they like slurping?

Weak bait

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I know its bait but the real answer is that if they were let's say half of the lenght, it would be alost impossible to catch them with the fork

because they are stronger that way

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hey pastaniggers

1. heat up electric kettle
2. pour into bowl
3. put spaghetti inside and push it until it all becomes soft pretty much instantly

like, 10 seconds of work.

?

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What are you, retarded?
Just cook them for like 20 minutes or a bit more and they'll stick to the fork and knife nicely.
>tfw italians don't even know how to cook their own dish
lmao

MAMMA MIA VAFFANCULO!!!

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Okhey do you have special long bowls too mr smartass?

This.
And you don't need fork, and can eat it with spoon only.

Why not just dry them in a circle instead of a line

>bowls
why do asians and africans always have long fingernails?

I never use the retarded screwdriver move so it's not an issue for me

Its a thing

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Behold, Finnish pasta engineering.

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those are not spaghetti, but tagliatelle

Italians don't know how to eat noodles.

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you are not suppused to break them...

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Faguo

because they would take much more space

Barilla barilla mamma mia tagillo!!!

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what
just put them without breaking and in 30s when the part which is in bowl become soft and you can put other part without problems

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that's what they make you eat in hospitals

yeah I don't know what the fuck a kettle is. could I microwave water, put it in like a deep plate, and then get the spaghetti shorter that way?

10/10 post

you are not supposed to break them, you faggot.

Don't break them, wait until the water is boiling and THEN put the spaghetti in. They'll go soft in seconds and will fit nicely in the pot

Poo

>Weak bait
yet it kinda works. just look at all these morons explaining to OP how to cook a fucking pasta

why is pasta the only good tasting basic source of carbs?

cause your mom is a ho