Language maps

>come
>means "go in my direction" in english
>means "eat" in spanish
>means "like/as" in italian
What are some words that completelly pissed you off when learning languages?
also post linguistic-related maps

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Russian has a word "гигaнт" as well.

>pic related means "all" in italian

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>ġolf
I'm surprised the creator used that instead of the more used "ġgant".

I hate gendered words for inanimate objects, no matter the language

I hated learning Spanish in school because tables were female in your retarded language

tutti frutti
>hurr why are languages different i want all languages to work the same
glad i learnt english so i could hear retarded complaints from monolingual arrogant cunts

Irregular anything. German verbs can suck my dick.

>german verb cases

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>I hated learning Spanish in school because tables were female in your retarded language
This language is retarded indeed. Isn't it obvious that table ("cтoл") is male?

Table is a table. It's not male or female.

切手
Japanese: postage stamps
Chinese: cut-hand

spaniards btfo

grammatical gender isn't physical gender

It's still stupid and pointless.

>cтoл
Stol means chair in Slovene

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t. Finn without genders

Wtf, this map is wrong, cтoл in Ossetian will be "фынг", not "cтъoл".

It's a shame English has to share so many words with m*Ds

Feels good man.
Also some retarded SJW skanks can't start inventing stupid xir/xe/zir words because hän can mean he or she.

Are you Ossetian or just familiar with the language?
Yeah, a lot of these maps have questionable information on them.

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>Boner means a stiffy in English
>Bonheur means happy in French
>Preservative means something that prevents an item from becoming spoiled in English.
>Préservatif means condom in French.

our other less used words for giant are have orjak, similar to Hungarian and Romanian, and ajd, which comes from the German Heiden (heathen).

Don't these three words have different pronunciations?

I don't know why they chose "uriaș" over "gigant".

also, the Macedonians are literally cartoon Arabs from Disney's Aladdin.

gigant is yet another Slovene word for giant

my Slavbro!

it may be, but its roots are in Ancient Greek and I am not slav, Sloveniabro.

Cute means skin in italian

the way russians say that someone has something, they have a perfectly good verb to use (имeть) that would work just fine and translate to "i have a..." "she has a""", but instead choose to say "y мeня/нeё ecть", which roughly literally translates to "by me there is..." "by her there is..."
like wtf were you guys thinking?

>Finland
>Jätti
Pronounced: Yeti
Gift that keeps on giving.

wtf, we say inverno for winter here. vento means wind

That's not even close to how it's pronounced.

It's pretty much the same

>verb
>cases

slovene is right, stol means chair

>ä instead of e
>double t
No it's not the same.

chair is stolica in serbo-croatian

Yeti is pronounced with hard T and when you say them both fast they sound identical.

I agree. Finnish is just a yetilanguage.

Nigga no. In Finnish there is a slight pause in double t and ä is like a in cat.
Yeti is pronounced like jeti.

Only Americans pronounce it "YEDI".

Still neither way is like jätti.

yetimongol

Swampyetti

>YEDI

on sdar warissa :DDDD hyvää

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Incredible post

Germoids and Slavshits will never know the eternal pain of being associated with France

We have olbrzym for Germanic (Ettins) and Slavic giants and gigant for Graeco-Roman ones. A lot of people confuse giants and titans tho.

I'm surprised Germanic people don't use derivative of Ettin (known as Jotun in Scandinavia) instead of "giant", those were different mythological creatures. So stuff like gigantism, should have been called ettinism. While they use terms like dwarf for mythical creature and an illness, rather than something imported from other languages and mythologies.

For the eternal Swede ä is pronounced e and vice versa. That's why the jokes and anecdotes about Swedes have them say "pärkkele".

ä and e have distinct sounds, what are you talking about?

>it's another finnish-swedish autistic feud episode

About why Swedes might think Jätti and Yeti sound the same.

What's wrong? Are you some kind of an autism hater?

well, they are morons who have never heard spoken finnish then
but that doesn't mean the letters do not have distinct sounds in swedish as well

No? Ä is pronounced just like the Norwegian Æ, if you've ever heard it, it's nowhere near the e in yeti.

>Norwegian Æ
totally not the same as the danish Æ

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on a side note, why does Danish sound so fucking retarded?

because it's typically spoken by danes

Danish is the only Nordic language that *doesn’t* sound retarded desu

Rude!

because they swallow half their words and replace it with a gagging sound called a "stod". Which is quite appropriate given how they're constantly butchering the beautiful language theirs, unbelievably enough, originated from.

>missing the point

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>mary's hen

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God's cow?

Also where did the Mary part come from?

>sonečko
cute.

I'm assuming Russia got it from the Netherlands. I know that's where the flag comes from but are there other things that also come from the Dutch?

>Also where did the Mary part come from?
Mary, Mother of God

>key girl/pig/girlpig/piggirl
hej jag heter kalle

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well yeah but why is lady bug associated with her? Is it because it's the only attractive bug?

>I'm assuming Russia got it from the Netherlands.
Why would it?

I don't know, maybe because it is an innocent bug. It does nothing bad, and nothing is harmed by it, just like Mary.

the word is ladybird, not "ladybug". fuck the amerimutt who made this.

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>girl/pig/girlpig/piggirl
And here I was led to believe that Norwegians were the best at understanding other Scandinavian languages. "Piga" means "maid" in Swedish, girl would be "flicka" or, more casually, "tjej".

>peníze

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>from latin coccinus
kokkinos means red in Greek as well, it's actually a Greek word.

I guess I confused it with the danish "pige".
Specifically READING (not hearing) swedish is surprisingly hard for many norwegians.

Discuss

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Why are the Germanic languages so varied?

I'm learning Finnish
Fuck the gender systems

Based and redpilled

>Specifically READING (not hearing) swedish is surprisingly hard for many norwegians.
Why though? For me, once I learned the basic stuff, like æ=ä, ǿ=ö, kk=ck and some basic non-immediately guessable vocabulary, like "akkurat", "vanskelig", "morsom" etc. reading Bokmål became very easy. It also helps that Norwegians seem more inclined to be concise, whereas Swedes at times prefer a rather lengthy and detailed language, I mean just look at this fucking text.

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>"having two different genders is too fucking complicated!"
>learns an agglutinative language with a million billion different endings

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based basque

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Bokmål isn't Norwegian but I find it weird you think we have a harder time understanding you than us. Out of experience it's always been opposite.

>Bokmål isn't Norwegian

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We are Slavs, you identity denier, ungrateful brat.

>lietus :D

>дyш = shower
>дyшa = soul
hmmm

We use henki too, but it can mean breath, spirit, wraith...

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European is one of the least diverse linguistic areas though. Compare it to Siberia, New Guinea, Caucasus, the Himalayas, India, Southeast Asia and you will see. Civilization kills languages. Only the Middle East is less diverse, because Arabic replaced (and still replacing) all the languages there.

*Europe

Isn't Bokmål and Riksmål Dano-Norwegian, while Nynorsk and Hognorsk a genuine Norwegian?
The whole situation reminds me like the two standards of Belarusian. Both Norwegian and Belarusian have splitted Wikipedias (while Chinese... Don't).
How could you get cucked so much by Danish, to write in their language and use their flag. You're a bigger country lmao.

Why Quinsling, NATIONAL socialist used Bokmål?

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we have dvasia for that

It depeneds whether you count Caucasus as Europe or Asia. Some do count it as Europe, others say only like Chechnya is European.
Caucasus, with all the langauges here, even have it's own mini-Caucasus - Dagestan. There is no leading nationality in Dagestan, all speak different languages, like 27 nations.