>waiter: are you finished?
>me: no, i am danish
Waiter: are you finished?
Andrew Rogers
Levi Baker
hehe
Brandon Perry
alright you got a laugh out of me
David Hernandez
Oh ok I will bring you some danishes for desert
Owen Wright
>have a normal lunch at this AVERAGE pricey restaurant with my fellow study partners.
>look over to the waiter
>"I bet he is Swedish" I say to the table.
>He comes over "h..HEJ! Kan jag ta deres bestillning?"
>table burst into laughter
>everybody order a banana milkshake
>I can see he is obviously a little introverted by this order, but we try to contain our laughter.
>drink half of the shakes and leave without tipping.
Michael Jackson
We don't serve Danes in Australia, for OH&S reasons, desu.
Josiah Cooper
*teleports behind you*
Heh, you're finished now.
Carson Cruz
>waiter: are you finished ?
>me: how dare you
Countries where you are expected to leave the restaurant as soon as you are done eating/drinking should be stripped of their sovereignty
Daniel Richardson
krazy
Jason Reyes
>me: can you check out me please
>waiter: are you rushing somewhere?
>me: Yes I'm Russian
Joshua Cox
Charles Rogers
Kys Truls.
Adrian Foster
Settle down Carl-Göran, it's time to serve the next table.
Always remember to bring your smile and good mood with you to the table!
Don't fuck up or we'll cut your paycheck.
Parker Butler
impossibly based
Dylan Cooper
Are bananas rare in Sweden it are you calling him a monkey?
Jeremiah Perez
Swedes go in droves to Norway to peel bananas for a living because their country is so poor and shit lmao
Angel Brooks
Aren't living standards pretty similar if you adjust for the overvalued currency?
Ryan Adams
to
Chase Flores
Norwegians don't peel bananas in Sweden but Swedes peel bananas in Norway but maybe they like the weather in Norway.
Nathan Perez
Norway has better work possibilities and higher income, it's quite normal to have young Swedes work shit jobs here to save up before they return home.
Jackson Perez
Lol
Brody Wright
Read if you haven't, it's pretty much spot on
Carson Anderson
I was told Sweden was Paradise. Why was in lied to?
Ian Stewart
It is, lol. Don't believe Jow Forums. Norway, Denmark and Sweden are all paradises compared to most of the rest of the world.
It's just that Norway offers much higher wages than Sweden. Job market is also less fucked in general in Norway.
Evan Powell
>Norway, Denmark and Sweden are all paradises compared to most of the rest of the world.
delusion.jpg
Jeremiah Cox
>is he Russian?
>no, he already Finish
Zachary Evans
Lmoa gr8 joke
Lincoln Hill
>Norway grows bananas
Levi Brooks
Best posts ever made in the entirety of this website
Angel Barnes
rape is pretty in the spring :DDDDDDDD
Cooper Stewart
Golden
Eli Wood
kek
Jackson Robinson
Based
Josiah Turner
Norway exports bananas, Kim Jong-un
Levi Ramirez
You are now blinking
blinking,you aren't blinking automatically
Blink manually
Nolan Fisher
Came here to post similar joke.
My variant:
>waiter: are you Russian?
>me: no, i have plenty of time
Nolan James
is this a meme? it's extremely hard to stop blinking automatically, and you'll start doing it again as soon as you stop making an active effort not to. why do you think staring contests are a thing?
Oliver Anderson
kek