/brit/

>half gram sesh
>bomb, line, bomb, line

uncalled for mate was just asking a question

how old are you

head down to your local brothel, 2c-b is an aphrodisiac

took it once, felt barely anything. maybe it was because i was on anti depressants though.

>The authority "had to pay for an 'age assessment' for each one (costing £1,500 each) that concluded that 15 were children and 24 were adults".

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I'm high on Jesus

Just remeber.
If you OD on coke then you die.

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never done half a gram in one night
i think the most was 250mg and it was enough for me

21

small brain: snorting crystal mdma
mega mind: snorting crushed up ecstasy pills

always get self conscious putting kisses in birthday cards because i'm a 'gin

Remember when Finnish world of warcraft guild Paragon achieved world first Lich King 25hc kill?

fucking retard

Snorted a whole pill in a Jakarta club toilet once

Best chat up lines?

vile bitch if thats what she puts in her mouth what does she put in her fanny

No I have actually touched a vagina in real life

grim, women are strange creatures sometimes

im hoping to

charlie

What?

Big fan of girls, me

They all scream

remember when my 10 man guild killed him much later on. still felt special because we were all buddies

Too much tax is spent on darkies
Fuck the government
Fuck the councils

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>tbf I wouldn't expect Canadian trailer trash to know how to use a computer, let alone the darknet. It's probably for the best wouldn't want them trying to seek their moody pills.
>Starting to make sense why your head is so screwed up

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>Jamie Oliver 'recipes to be skinny/healthy' shows and books everywhere
>Said cook is literally fatter every time I see him

lets go back to my place and play house, you can be the door and ill slam you

That will still fuck you hard

people who know whats up dont buy dope off the internet you fucking virgin chump

this but for single mums and bastard weans

emmet outs himself as a retard on a daily basis, it's just embarassing at this point

>being fat is bad

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see

WHY WONT SCOOLS EET HELFEE!?

hope i develop schizophrenia so i can live on neetbux forever and do wacky shit all day long

>>being fat is bad

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darknet is literally for Jow Forums and Jow Forums autists that are too shut in to have IRL plugs, thats it

>Welcome to our office user, we have a hot-desking policy here so feel free to sit wherever

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do northerners still hate jamie oliver for taking away their turkey twizzlers

Might have to try this one on the 'der

why do feminists get so triggered by the most innocuous activities as long as they are performed by men

saw that some female comedian has a show interviewing girls in cars just because jerry seinfeld did it with his mates

Eat the 2cb schizo buys

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remember when that leicester man died . mad that

it's hard to find reliable xanax dealers and im too ashamed to ask around for opioids

Still to try PCP, Mescaline and DMT

yeah

fair enough, just don't play pretend

>why do feminists get so triggered by the most innocuous activities as long as they are performed by men

>saw that some female comedian has a show interviewing girls in cars just because jerry seinfeld did it with his mates

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I'm a northerner and I never liked those disgusting things
glad he got them banned
hate it when runts cry about them

youtube.com/watch?v=QzHPBXB1-mw
choon

>tfw he's actually about the same height as me

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wtf thats me mam

It's not the twizzlers it's the damn principle of the thing. It's like another Harrying of the North.

>4channel launches
>t*rks flood back in
>literal pedophiles

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Scientifically speaking, you're more likely to be ripped off by a street thug than a dark net vendor, especially if you're only buying small quantities.
Silly little child.

2CB makes you horny and makes the grass green and makes your chest feel weird

that's literally IT

feel like pure shit just want to go back x

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I DONT KNOW BOUT YOU, BUT ME I FIEND THAT DARKNESS
SLEEP, SLEEP WALKING, BURN MY FUCKING CARCASS
I KNOW THAT THEY HATING ON THE LOW, I CAUGHT IT
HOLE IN MY HEAD, IM TRYNA FIND OUT WHO GOD IS

based aside from the reddit flag

redditflaggers need to fuck off

true. it was a turk that stole maddie mccann

I thought it was kinda like ecstacy and lad or that a meme?

...

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>Buying drugs online?
>Heck yeah!
>Let me "redpill" you on my favorite vendors, my fellow home boy dude bro lads

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>England-Scotland-Netherlands

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apparently youre not supposed to take mdma when youre on antidepressants, but ive done it. its not that bad, i had to take like 600mgs to get a decent high though. no comedown either.

>reddit flags

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>England Scotland Netherlands
Based.

what a mess

>2007 was 11 years ago

fuc

dude i do drugs how cool am i haha lmao

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Hey Em . How are you ?

im the only redditflagger here rn
got a problem, say it my face

why are Jow Forums convervatives such fucking freaks? they all like the same shit

-history (specifically WWII or some weird autistic specific bullshit history)
-classical architecture, they get angry at everything else
-specific video games (civ, truck/flight simulators etc)
-the same music, either classic rock, classical, or faggot metal like sabaton
-maps
-a shared disdain for art of any sort UNLESS it's romanticism or another type of strictly classical art

would kms if i had to work in an open office

who /pissed/ here?

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>Scientifically speaking, you're more likely to be ripped off by a street thug than a dark net vendor, especially if you're only buying small quantities.
>Silly little child

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I would never recommend it, I only know from my reckless younger years as a teenage child, now that I am grown up I have moved on. Drugs are for children.

catyank you're on 15 different psychiatric drugs shut up

this schizoleaf freak and this yank mentally ill freak post here 24/7 they are disgusting freakazoid wastes of oxygen

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disappointing drug. that's all i say

buy some real acid off Dreams market and start 100ug on your first dose.

plan it well so it doesn't go bad. sunshine, warmth, good mates, no anxiety, a good playlist. best day of your life
music is extremely important. listen to what you enjoy

virgin freak. drugs are literally the only interesting part of being alive and theyre the ultimate bonding experience.