you wake up in 810
what do?
You wake up in 810
Convert to Islam
prevent russians from becoming slavs
>now I live in Francia instead of Franconia
Well, chill another day and go to work again on monday.
Gott sei Dank I bin a Frank
(t. nicht aus Franken)
look at that Angle and Saxon autism. no wonder they voted for brexit.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JFS GET OOOOOOUT
What did he mean by that?
Live with my Khazari brethren
you should be rioting
Head Northeast to rejoin my ancestors living on the Great Lakes. Suddenly my decision to learn the tribe's language is looking a lot important.
Masturbate.
get on the boat nigga. Vinland ain't gonna found itself.
demand back full autonomy over Carantania so those Franks can go fuck themselves
Raid some Slavic village, rape the women and sell the men to Greek merchants in Kaffa.
find halfdan the mild and aid him in his campaign against the d*nes
The whole point of Carantania submitting to rule of Francia was because you retards were pillaging and moving westward. You basically hurled an independent, one of the most politically advanced countries under foreign submission for a thousand years because you fucking Mongols couldn't stay in one place.
Papal states. I'm a Catholicboo and it's safest place for my descendants
Convert to Islam and push for a conquest into France and Britain
You can also thank us that you aren't part of Czechia.
Most of the divisions are Brythonic Celts it looks like
Go to the Roman Empire
Fake map. Khokhols bow to Khazarian dick.
Kick some Frankish paladin's ass
independent cornwall when??
Thanks, was looking for Khazar city list.
I'm still not sure whether their state can be considered moreso Eastern Europe, or Western Asia (Caucasus)
God, I don't even know what to expect on this island in 810, but I'm definitely fucked.
What would you do bro?
invent some cool shit, become tribe leader, conquer finland, make Finnish kingdom, conquer all Finnic land, make Finnish khaganate, start breeding horses, convert to Christianity but also start reformation, genocide swedes and russians
Convert Ireland to Islam since Catholicism is relatively new here so it isn't as deeply ingrained into the people yet. Then we will have the support of the Ummah when the Anglo comes
*converts to islam*
>invent some cool shit
Like what?
i attack E*gland with based Nords and rape qt saxons
strike the bretons scum once and for all
I would fix the borders
Look upon our mighty Frankish(Flemish) empire with pride and enjoy it while it lasts.
based
Unless I was born a noble the only place I could realistically make any sort of impact is Byzantium.
Pillage and rape :)
What would you invent user?
Based
I think OP meant that you would stay in the same place you are in right now, so like me, you're basically fucked.
this. Reemigrate Br*Ton scum to Cornwall
Uh oh. I’d get eaten by savages in that case
get the Sentinelese treatment by the Powhatan
Kill myself
Based
Daily reminder that the core areas of the green were not majority Muslim at this time, but Christian and Jewish.
Yeah but the ruling class was muslim and you'd get fucked over by heavy taxes for not converting
>convert to christianity
that's a YIKES from me
Well I'm assuming I'd go back to where I was from before I came here.
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What if you’re a mutt?
Idk pick I guess
Since I live near Charlemagne's capital city, I would probably try going there and take a look at the Emperor before he kick the bucket.
True. Only 12-18 are Anglo-Saxon.
>you wake up
Become an absolute god with the knowledge I have. I’d probably start by reading the Bible again and proclaiming I’m a saint of wisdom.
Prove to people that heat makes things rise, start with steam power. Make a steam powered boat. Slowly roll out more basic ass inventions like pistons to prove I’m not useless while remaining guarded and respected in the Vatican. If I can make it there I’ll be safe.
I’d be pretty fucked speaking a different language though. Definitely immediately take shelter in a monestary.
I believe I would be in the Kingdom Northumbria. I literally know nothing about it
be chinese
Learn a trade, nab a lady and fuck into marriage
Die of dysentery.
>Chinese empire in Afghanistan
What
Yep they even fought against the Abbasid Caliphate
>Christianity in Beijing
What
?
>includes Flint
I buy bottled water
this map probably includes areas that paid tribute as well as those that were directly controlled and garrisoned
Don't move you filthy Southern Iberians, we're on our way.
I enjoy watching europeans dying of Black Plague
wonder around in the woods then starve to death or get scalped
Cause a plague that will wipe out millions / die from plague that I have no resistance to.
The fact this doesn't come up enough in time travel scenarios bugs me.
Either become a monk or get blinded
Unite all of the Finns under one flag and push southwards.
>I enjoy watching europeans dying of Black Plague
Wrong time monkey
DescriptionThe Black Death, also known as the Great Plague, the Black Plague, or simply the Plague, was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people in Eurasia and peaking in Europe from 1347 to 1351
Yeah let's colonize Österland!!! Oh we can also go south and annihilate the Goths! We'll ban their culture and forbid their males from having sex so that we can fuck their women and make them raise the kids. My children will be varangians. They will be vikangs and they will create Muscovy and Kiev.
Sorry but youre about 4000 years late for the finno-korean hyperwar
Slaughter as many uighurs as possible in the name of great Kyrgyz Kaganate
Lead the picts to rule the british isles and ireland as rightful pictish clay, then move towards continental europe. Maybe sail out towards Iceland and Americas and colonize as well
Run for my life and most probably die anyway
Oh a Galician cunt.
You should consider suicide.
Teach the Byzantines how to make gunpowder
run away to based Abkhazia
Cringe but redpilled
>Not running away to Byzantium to become emperor through coup, Georgianize empire and exterminate muds
First you'd have to deal with all the Slavs who pushed the Greeks to the coast
unite slavdom
I masturbate to this thought
sounds good to me, but I also would paganize it and crucify Christians
Cringe
t. Khazaro-Bulgar
check it out, he's made of gold
I'm a pure East Slav
Lithuanians aren't Slav
oh well
got to tend to the crops
>muh imaginery fake history
But I was born in Ukraine
I am an East Slav
Cringe
Both Balts and Slavs belong to Balto-Slavic family. East Euros aren't that much different when it comes to genetics.