imagine the smell edition
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very based edition if i do say so myself
kiwi poster is a cunt because 95% of his posts are replying to and encouraging the mentally ill attention seekers
he's the one that keeps them coming here
>If Labour wins at the next election, she said, “I’d be breaking rocks in John McDonnell’s re-education camp on the Isle of Man.
- Prime Minister Theresa May in her new party political broadcast for the Labour party.
state of this vile brown eyed mutt
wouldn't shag her if you paid me
Smell nice
IoM is too nice for a labour camp
look at her
I say we turn Shetland into the Nauru of the North.
3 slices of bacon, 2 sausages drizzled with brown sauce between 2 slices of toasted white bread down the gullet
Reckon she smells like dog food and her dad's knob cheese
business idea: boil water and put in in a bottle before bedtime so you have comfy hot enough to raise body temperature but not hot enough to burn water to drink in the cold winter morning
I WANT TO MARRY ALANAH!!!
I want to be the cuck in cuck porn, just sit there want some black lad please a white woman and get maid for it, I might not even have to get naked.
will never take off
kid... this thread wouldn't exist without me
anyway the kiwi is the one dancing to my tune, I eat virgin freaks for breakfast
but what if the bottle leaked or cracked?
Reckon it would be convenient to get some terminal illness like cancer and just not treat it and die. Ask for loads of painkillers so your out of it anyway.
Celt man in?
>Claims he isnt desperately seeking attention
>Posts his face
>Posts his identity
>posts his family
Ah yes are resident schizo
i want heroine so bad
nah
would kill myself before the cancer did
Why are all the models on Asos niggers now?
While we're at this particular topic, do any of you Brits still make use of the so-called 'hot water bottle'?
>believing a schizo's rambling delusions
what does that make you
D-D-D-D--DEATH TO AMERICA
Why does the Daily Mail go out of its way to shit on Brits in stories like this when they were just one of many participants?
you forgot flagfagging, the strongest indicator he is craving attention. he hates when he isn't the only one under a flag so everyone can know it's him
sad little attention whore
>Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance
>Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration
>Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
>Exaggerate achievements and talents
>Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
>Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people
>Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
>Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations
>Take advantage of others to get what they want
>Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
>Be envious of others and believe others envy them
>Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious
>Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office
>Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special treatment
>Have significant interpersonal problems and easily feel slighted
>React with rage or contempt and try to belittle the other person to make themselves appear superior
>Have difficulty regulating emotions and behavior
>Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change
>Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection
>Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, vulnerability and humiliation
my grandmother and sister do
parents and sister don't
bored?
parents and sister = parents and me
forgive me, my brain is fucked.
fuck limmy i got banned for saying bender
what a fucking gimp la
applied for 8 jobs today
then I drank 4 bottles of hoegaarden
For clicks
Which site
limmy is a twat
he can be funny but he's a twat
kinda shity, not even much of a story to begin with. Some really trashy media over there
streamers have to regulate their chats because if people are running around saying stupid shit it looks bad on the streamer, also twitch's rules state that it's the streamers responsibility to make sure that the chat is good
It's almost 2020 and I still haven't gotten over Fergie's dance in Pump It. Can't believe it's almost 2023 either
This, people with brown eyes need to be rounded up and taken away.
is 64GB enough for phone storage
depends
Modern journalism is a joke mate, don't take it seriously
want to reduce your chances of dying?
join the army!
Limmy is live if you guys want to get comfy.
brianlimond on twitch
she cute as fuck, i have literally every single one of her videos saved
texas in particular stands out for how pro israel it is
i need to be intimate with a girl or i will die
Had an ipod classic and filled it with thousands of songs yet almost all the memory was free
I hope these fucking riots don't spread here. These people are such twats.
am I alright to pour battery acid down the drain?
it's just deionised water isn't it?
who is he?
Remember his twitter spazing when Scotland voted to remain in the UK.
shit or piss
wish i had a yellow jacket
hope they do
>be's me
>join army
>go to Afghanistan to fight for the queen TM
>Military doctor says I have cancer from weapon radiation
>Driving in depression
>Die in road accident in the middle of the desert
Mad. Maybe its not such a bad idea after all
piss
i like a shit but it comes with its own problems
Bet you're a 128kbps peasant
you eat shit
Women with tattoos are fucking disgusting iih
hot single mom gf is on the table boys. starting to think that may be the best demo to target. they need a provider and i can probably get a girl who's hotter than i would otherwise
if you have plastic pipes, yes
So long as we aren't french we should be fine but it doesn't hurt to keep your eyes on the darkies
they know
the whole point of a tattoo is to corrupt your skin and taint it
kind of a sexual dealie, like everything
got tired of his shite when he said SNP people complaining the greens had fucked up and given ruth davidson a constituency seat (they did) were engaged in 'one party state patter'
hate all the scottish political parties but that stood out as a mong statement
You can definitely hit out of your league with this demo
t. single dad
just got flung about B & Ms
Don't remember it was 10 years ago. I think ipods still enhanced the quality
have another war with pakistan
i'm bored and there's nothing on TV
Been a few days since I posted, hope you’re all well lads, what’s been going on with your fine selves?
How’s Melvin going?
Going to found the Scottish Nazi Party lads
more hints
Benedict Cumberbatch looked quite normal in the early 2000s
did he get surgery or something
where do you get your files from?
didn't recogniser her with her tongue in her gob
if you just left it at scottish national socialist party not nazi i bet it'd get some support
liam gallagher sniffed off his nut babbling nonsense on twitter
Mostly soulseek, sometimes torrents
single mothers instinctively search for beta men who will raise their little bastards
Oh no well lad there is no easy way to tell you this but well here it goes. Melvin is fine and well.
I'm sorry
virgin freaks: Scottish Nazi Party
chad clique: en.wikipedia.org
if you have at least 3 kids of your own with her i think you are no longer beta
Thank you William, very cool!
thats a man
you'r still raising kids that are not your own mr C-U-C-K
is that virus free im a technologylet
family decorated the tree while i slept
omg lol hes so cool and random