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rugby league is a game for delusional northern englanders
union is the worldwide code

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Why can't CANZUK involve the US
Not very fair

Canzuk would be so unbelievably perfect if it weren’t for the fact we’re literally spread out on each corner of the earth

she wrote that poem

papua new guinea is rightful australian territory

Cheers lad

she looks like she would have a hairy snatch

>Canzuk would be so unbelievably perfect
I think this thread proves otherwise

big brain: minge stubble

My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me.
Speak to me. Why do you never speak. Speak.
What are you thinking of? What thinking? What?
I never know what you are thinking. Think.

I think we are in rats’ alley
Where the dead men lost their bones.
What is that noise?
The wind under the door.
What is that noise now? What is the wind doing?
Nothing again nothing.
Do you know nothing? Do you see nothing? Do you remember Nothing?

I remember
Those are pearls that were his eyes.
Are you alive, or not? Is there nothing in your head?
O O O O that Shakespeherian Rag—
It’s so elegant
So intelligent
What shall I do now? What shall I do?
I shall rush out as I am, and walk the street
With my hair down, so. What shall we do tomorrow?
What shall we ever do?
The hot water at ten.
And if it rains, a closed car at four.
And we shall play a game of chess,
Pressing lidless eyes and waiting for a knock upon the door..

do you care about recycling? I do not

I don't litter; I make an effort to put things in the bin but that is as far as I am willing to go. Once the rubbish is in the bin my job is done. If people want to sift through my black bags and separate the different types of plastics and packaging so it doesn't end up in a dolphin's blowhole then that's up to them

also I am never going to have kids so I am morally absolved of the burden of having to think about the environment in the future

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Jacinda and Justin would make a dreamy couple OwO

watching the Sunderland documentary on netflix

Wonder what the new NZ and AU flags will look like 10 years from now when Liz 2 is dead

Poor Malcolm looked so tired

the US rejected the British empire.

why it doesn't involve all those loyal little islands like barbados and tuvalu is more heinous to be honest.

rugby league is very big in the parts of australia that matter
rugby union is for rich grammar school poofs who like to suck each other off in the changing rooms

Piss off schizo

just put a nigger on my dick lads

rugby is for fatties lol

What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,
You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
And the dry stone no sound of water. Only
There is shadow under this red rock,
(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
Frisch weht der Wind
Der Heimat zu
Mein Irisch Kind,
Wo weilest du?
“You gave me hyacinths first a year ago;
“They called me the hyacinth girl.”
—Yet when we came back, late, from the Hyacinth garden,
Your arms full, and your hair wet, I could not
Speak, and my eyes failed, I was neither
Living nor dead, and I knew nothing,
Looking into the heart of light, the silence.
Oed’ und leer das Meer.

ok

>also I am never going to have kids so I am morally absolved of the burden of having to think about the environment in the future
brainlet argument because you assume nature is for h*Mans only
bet my left nut that if you had seen some real wilderness in your life you wouldn't be this blasphemous

Even seeing the word 'canzuk' makes me vomit in my mouth

Sexmicans > Mexicans

Both countries have democratically voted against changing their respective flags this century, personally I think the flags at least will last a while

alri sicily

on the first day of christmas my true love sent to me: a partridge in a pear tree
on the second day of christmas my true love sent to me: two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree
on the third day of christmas me and her dad had her sectioned under the mental health act

canzuk dick lmao

boring cunt

Riley Reid

yeah i suppose you're right
*checks the catalog*
hmm, no, I was wrong to doubt myself

youtube.com/watch?v=8YAgdETvQG0

Those votes only failed because the queen isn't dead

from tomorrow on I'm gonna shitpost under the br*t flag and nobody is gonna know it's me.

t. played by southern poofters, maoris and some pub teams in france and italy

Just ask this scientician

Lads

Do you find that when you first meet a girl you're able to banter and flirt with them easily, and naturally have high energy, charisma and charm?

But after even just a few hours of being acquainted with them, I feel drained, and can't for the life of me think of things to say? Maybe I'm just a boring cunt. Or maybe I feel too secure that I've ''wooed'' them enough in the beginning that I can ease off?

How can I keep the giggles running for hours?

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I'm off to buy Christmas presents, what do you want from Father Christmas?

I don't think she's as important to the debate in Australia at least as many think

stop trying so hard, if you're charming it'll come naturally no need to force it

Rim seat

the notion that my individual decision to recycle or not would make a tangible difference is laughable

ah yes let me spend 2 hours separating plastics in my kitchen while another megafactory opens in china dumping trillions of tonnes of pollutants into the atmosphere and a billionaire pays to have a hamburger flown to him in a private jet across continents

it's nothing but self-indulgent back-patting

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*sets up canzuk*
*everyone under the age of 45 immediately emigrates to a better life in australia or canada and the UK is completely depopulated*

yep

I don't see the point in recycling paper products. It's not a finite resource. Always recycle plastic and metals.

A pint please x

I'mma sick fuck I like the CANZUCK

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This is why we need communism

think my fridge, like my very grasp on reality, is on the blink

But think about all they've done for you since

Environmentalism is just another angle by which the elites can attack and diminish the living standards of the proletariat.

I have a separate bin for recycling, I put large plastics and bottles in there and take it to the recycling bins on the corner of my street. I do it in the freezing cold and I get my hands dirty because I feel good about myself that I'm reducing waste. Though tbqh I wouldn't bother if there wasn't a recycling depot on the corner of my street.

Got a BIG case of imported beer arriving lads

the queen canzuk my dick

leave me alone

good post

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who grenada and dominica or america?

youtube.com/watch?v=8iEB8bfP7wE
we built this city on sausage rolls

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"we do not inherit the earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children"
which means you don't get any so fuck off my kid's planet

why are you trying to make them laugh 24/7? just relax and be cool
same exact thing happened under the Empire

youtube.com/watch?v=Lxg8hNiTxMo

mad

UK is a sinking ship. Use it as a forward operating base to bomb Europe.

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a mistake I've made often is telling them too much about myself, leaving nothing open for later.
try to stay mysterious and talk about her rather than mostly about you. women dig that shit

could call the u.k. ''airstrip one'' or some such

>I feel drained
this means you are an introvert

haha I was still posting in the old thread! how silly

>Die Hard [ASMR]

Yeah

right then I'll have the lake district all by myself

Love farm simulator

house prices would subsequently go down and they'd all come back again
it'd be chaos
worth a go though innit can't get much worse

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have been known to sit in the old threads for twenty minutes or more at times
doesn't help that the 'channel has been dropping connection regularly

have this video in the background right now, unironically

youtube.com/watch?v=cbtKJUCHClE

also I am unironically a virgin freak

ah good the cretin poster is here

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why didn't u respond to the nudes I sent ya

dropped some dodgy pills last night lads

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LOOK A-ROUND IN THIS WORLD PRETTY BABY

Where you flying mate?

Dave.

fucking idiots

If it takes you two hours to separate then you've got bigger problems

reckon a fair few australians would take the opportunity of living in the u.k. if only for the ease of access to wider europe. same reason to move here if you want to see asia tbqh

elf is a good one

kino

Darwin

what

>house prices falling
wouldn't matter, life is still better over there
even if house prices went down by like 30% they'd still be more expensive than the literal mansions you can buy out in the colonies.