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Florida architecture and southern antebellum architecture are different, google “key west architecture” I suppose

Need more bollockbusting memes

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out of tinder likes for the day
now to message the lasses


phwoar

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Was perfectly fine today but as soon as I got home my head started to rush and I'm having shortness of breath.
I need to get out, need friends so I can just hang out and not have to over worry about such stupid shit.

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Not that many driveways if I recall actually, remember people parking in the streets or in very small parking areas on their property. No front lawns either

god dammit shes peng with makeup on

>key west architecture
and...its colonial

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On clover you can't open links to other boards

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hello phone poster

Tried veganism and it killed my libido.

Thoughts?

Go full carnivore

man need meat

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just take supplements
veganism is hard work if you try and stay le natural

Soyboy

That's what I just said

Barely eat meat and I’m like a dog with two dicks

There are similarities but key west is decidedly not colonial

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prefer the one of him slapping himself in the face and crying that was released at the same time

i know you are but what am i

Roll

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i want to finish this paella in the fridge but microwave machine broke so i shall buy one tomorrow and have it then

I want to go on Emma Watson’s log ride.

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broke my fallout new vegas game lads :(

a man with a plan
we could use men like you

Gf UNIRONICALLY got me a switch and breath of the wild

This but for dragon age inquisition

piff asians

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i got myself a switch for chrissy but dont know if ill get zeldas

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29 and never had a gf on christmas day or even a proto gf

Broke my Minecraft game disc lads.

no mental health is my thing im a young champion ffs!

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Me?

realised something about slags
slugs you can shag
slags

brother ruined my runescape game
turned the xbox vertical when it was lying on the ground with the game in it

It's impossible to go a day without going on the computer. Think if mine breaks I'll just kill myself.

>slugs

>

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just borrow your toil computer for a day or two

Loser

hnnnngggggggggggg

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Gonna get smash and invite all the boys over and probably get pissed and accidentally break my table because someone beat me and I don’t like losing

even your gran uses the computer every, kid

not talking about stuff I wanna talk about
fuck you all

me on the right

Yeah like I said similar but different, you’d have to be in one. Materials are way different and there’s WAY more light. Won’t deny that it builds off of colonialism though

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let me guess, drugs again?

doing a screeching roar

the pleasure is to play.
makes no difference what you say.

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das colonial mane

Tell me about the Brits. Why do they have a fascination with crushing their bollocks?

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Perhaps it is perhaps it isn’t but it definitely has its own feel to it

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Mental trauma

>Muslim women must fuck their husbands whenever they ask
>If they want to get into heaven they need to obey their husbands

can't believe I'm about to say this...
islam is kinda based and redpilled

Would like a United States naval destroyer to fire its prototype rail cannon with pinpoint accuracy right into my bollocks

You'd think somebody that likes a song that much would know the words

have made an early bird bid for the FIFA™ World Cup 2022 official match ball to be my swollen scrot

Need my balls as red as a cricket ball, need to pot the red and canon onto the black

Have noticed many of the mental health types are also rabid lefties, surely can't help when you're having to feign offence over everything all the time.

Right wing authoritarian ideologies are very compatible with Islam

Worked at target (online orders) and these were the top 3 games we shipped out by a WIIIIDE margin:

1. FIFA
2. Madden
3. Call of Dufy

The FIFA statistic is concerning to me as it proves that we truly are being infiltrated by Mexicans.

Egg?

Odd that

Did a poo so massive it splashed my arsehole

I murk young niggas and I murk old niggas I don't go outside no mo nigga

the big man himself was a fan

love slags on public transport

EUROPE: Willing to fight for country.

Finland: 74%
Ukraine: 62%
Russia: 59%
Kosovo: 58%
Sweden: 55%
Greece: 54%
Poland: 47%
Switzerland: 39%
Ireland: 38%
Romania: 38%
France: 29%
Portugal: 28%
UK: 27%
Spain: 21%
Italy: 20%
Germany: 18%
Netherlands: 15%

(Gallup)

>they are all brits

OH NO HAHAHA THAT'S TOO MUCH HAHAHAHAHA THEY'RE ALL FROM BRITAIN!! OH GOD AND THEY HAVE A wHoLe ThReAd ABOUT IT! AHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO...

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>THEY'RE ALL FROM BRITAIN

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I am American by blood and by oath

no one cares about your chinese gf

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thinking about niggers again lads

tfw no chinese gf

What are the jfs going on about now?

Did Finland understand the question?

Lads, I've been slamming my testes in the door all day, but it's beginning to swell up so much that it cannot fit.
I shall now put them in the oven at 260 degrees.

business idea: tell mum i'll have to leave crimbo day feast early to go to a banging christmas party then after dinner just slink home and post on /brit/

>tfw Chinese gf
shes lovely lads :3

I want to smell Emma Watson’s gas.

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WANNA FUCK THIS BIRD

bog off pozzford

God?

I’m a white northern male and being called racist or sexist or whatever you want to call me doesn’t bother me

AHAHAHAHAHA OH NO OH NO *falls over* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S JUST TOO MUCH HELP I CAN'T OH NO NO *pissing everywhere helplessly*

She's 12

fuck santa and fuck elves

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Based Finland

someone just got themselves on the naughty list haha
it's coal for you mate

Even better ;)