90% of mankind doesn't use a bidet

>90% of mankind doesn't use a bidet
Seriously that's just gross, this is why I never had sex with a foreign girl.
How can you not wash your butt properly?

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The trick is to shower before secks

Crazy to think that Italy has fallen so low that Italians have resorted to bragging about cleaning their arses on the Internet

that pushes poop into girl vagina
italy girls have poopy vaginas

I sit on the edge of the bath and wash my butt under the tap, using my fingers to scrape off sticky shit and clean my butthole.

I use wet wipes for my bumbum

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The patrician way

I have a bidet but I never use it, I don't have time for that.

No it does not. You are a retard.

>Japan knowledge of vagina
No wonder why you are the official Incel Kindom.
What are you doing here? Don't you know this place is Haram?

Not being a faggy Italian is key

>says the world biggest producer of gay porn

>biggest
Proofs?

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>cbs
>Americans reporting about Europe

water carries poop to vagina

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desu the standard height sink is at exactly the right height for me to hover my ass over it

I use superior toilet paper with water on.

If you're sure that's the way you want to do it, then go for it. and don't let anybody stop you. Just be wary of wall-mounted sinks - they are not built to withstand these kinds of loads, and one day, when you are washing your ass, you will find your sink dismounting and shatterring into a thousand pieces.

I'm not sitting on the sink, I side-raise one cheek over it and hover. All of the weight is on one of my legs. It's actually quite comfortable.

Keep it up then, mate

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i dont use a bidet i use my soapy hands in the shower

don't you have showers in your third world ?