back garden edition
/brit/
mgtow is cope
grim
comfy
Thoughts on American bacon? I like English bacon for its floppyness and texture but I think American bacon just tastes better
Need her to fart in my face.
triangulating the satellites now, get doxxed kiddo
All my bacon is Danish anyway
never had it
some things require coping
there's nothing else they can do
for me, it is the opposite
Just doxxed everyone ITT and sent a hard-copy of all your posts to each of your family members, closest friends, gfs and proto-gfs.
how many pigs die to make a packet of bacon?
If you stop trying to get laid, you win
>Implying I have a gf or at a bare minimum proto-gf
>family members, closest friends, gfs and proto-gfs
kek this isn't me
don't care virgin
American bacon is better on pancakes
British bacon is better with a fry-up and in a bacon sarnie
can girls be virgin freaks
don't have any
one for normal bacon
for americanised bacon they just chop off a couple of spare labias and anuses, mush into up into a bacon shape
I'd quite like to know how many fill pigs, cows, chickens, sheep etc I've eaten over my lifetime
I wouldn't hesitate to put the number in the tens of thousands. Pic related (me)
Fat feministas
ur butte looks strange
what were you hoping to get out of posting this?
Imagine licking that anus. I wonder if any body builder anus has ever been licked
no
reminder: it is possible to have had sex and be a vf
Dunno just posting random shit I have saved as I have nothing interesting to post
yeah, but not to men
example: schizo
not enough
dated one
don't post then
rent free, melv
speaking of virgin freak aren't prozzies legal over there?
literally no excuse kid
What are you gonna do about it
yeah they are
as young teenagers yes, but most of them will just mature into "lesbians"
you're not less of a man for not wanting sex
you are however if you do but can't get it
Hate myself
men can't physically be virgins
for men, virginity is a state of mind
now some people lose it at a normal age so this doesn't affect them
but for an increasing number of young men in the western world, they are developing this mental illness known by the brain trust on /brit/ as being a "virgin freak"
clocks ticking virg
think this is cope
Wish I lived near a cliff
tribalism 101
yeah clocks tend to do that mate
women being "physically" virgins is also bollocks though
rate the The Plan™ lads
>Get irish passport courtesy of my late Irish Gran
>Hitchhike to finland
>find qt finnish gf who has their own place
>live with finnish gf working part time in quaint little coffee shop
no telly
em would you say your life got better or worse after shagging those druggy bints
Bet you have “anxiety”
Faggot cunt pussy bitch you speak like a woman I want to bash your fucking skull in and mount it on my wall
lads
would you rather have amazing sex whenever you want with no strings attached and never any emotion, or be in the strongest love imaginable with a partner with no sex?
no cheating if you choose the love too
new insult for virgins, lads
glossy knob
Fuck off diego
fuck off murderer
comfy
I only want a relationship for reproduction purposes
Where’s the option for that? Seems neither of your options lead to children, which is the only reason you should associate with w*men
feels good to get a nut in every now and again
doesn't really "affect my life" because tag 'em and back 'em cash it and bounce
working with someone who is currently struggling to use a hole punch and a guillotine
she earns approximately 60% of my hourly wage and has the same holiday entitlement
fucking fuming
Well if the sex is amazing then obviously that
Got an interview in 2 hours
Still need to shower
was your first a prossy schizo?
BRAP
>amazing sex
>never any emotion
those are mutually exclusive
that didn't answer the question but I appreciate it regardless
good luck mate
Just shot a nigger and a kike in the face
the love is also amazing
it comes down to physical v emotional
sad
yeah re-reading that i fucked up, i just meant it's not shit sex
i had to make it equal to the amazing love
>calls other people incels and virgin freaks
>pays for it
tragic
Love isn’t real. Men want it to be real but it isn’t.
wait is it bag em and tag em or tag em and bag em?
No.
Been posting on /soc/ way too much lately, I've become an insecure mess.
tag em
bag em
pay em
half of the faces posted there aren't from people posting, they're just taken off the internet
I only do it when I want someone to wank with
well I've worked in a shop and it's usually tag em and then later on bag em
one of my favourite hobbies is going on Jow Forums and Jow Forums to troll the people who are upset about their height
Really?
>half
Oh lad it’s way more than half
huh, just trying to pursue a comfy lifestyle bud, think you need to chillax
yeah, it’s surprisingly good for stuff like that
Bet you have "anxiety"
sit at home
twiddle your thumbs
do none of the above
Wow okay
Transitioning into a full time Schizo like my mother
The bible more like the babble because it's a load of nonsense
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
what's the point of that?
how does "wanking with someone" work? like what do you do?
says the neet who spends all his time here
but yeah ur right i wont pay em
>I don't suffer from it so no one else does
bet you have autism
how does "wanking with someone" work? like what do you do?
Trip back on
Low testosterone
you go back to back and sync up videos