/brit/

back garden edition

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mgtow is cope

grim

comfy

Thoughts on American bacon? I like English bacon for its floppyness and texture but I think American bacon just tastes better

Need her to fart in my face.

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triangulating the satellites now, get doxxed kiddo

All my bacon is Danish anyway

never had it

some things require coping
there's nothing else they can do

for me, it is the opposite

Just doxxed everyone ITT and sent a hard-copy of all your posts to each of your family members, closest friends, gfs and proto-gfs.

how many pigs die to make a packet of bacon?

If you stop trying to get laid, you win

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>Implying I have a gf or at a bare minimum proto-gf

>family members, closest friends, gfs and proto-gfs
kek this isn't me

don't care virgin

American bacon is better on pancakes
British bacon is better with a fry-up and in a bacon sarnie

can girls be virgin freaks

don't have any

one for normal bacon
for americanised bacon they just chop off a couple of spare labias and anuses, mush into up into a bacon shape

I'd quite like to know how many fill pigs, cows, chickens, sheep etc I've eaten over my lifetime

I wouldn't hesitate to put the number in the tens of thousands. Pic related (me)

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Fat feministas

ur butte looks strange

what were you hoping to get out of posting this?

Imagine licking that anus. I wonder if any body builder anus has ever been licked

no

reminder: it is possible to have had sex and be a vf

Dunno just posting random shit I have saved as I have nothing interesting to post

yeah, but not to men

example: schizo

not enough

dated one

don't post then

rent free, melv
speaking of virgin freak aren't prozzies legal over there?
literally no excuse kid

What are you gonna do about it

yeah they are

as young teenagers yes, but most of them will just mature into "lesbians"

you're not less of a man for not wanting sex
you are however if you do but can't get it

Hate myself

men can't physically be virgins
for men, virginity is a state of mind
now some people lose it at a normal age so this doesn't affect them
but for an increasing number of young men in the western world, they are developing this mental illness known by the brain trust on /brit/ as being a "virgin freak"

clocks ticking virg

think this is cope

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Wish I lived near a cliff

tribalism 101

yeah clocks tend to do that mate

women being "physically" virgins is also bollocks though

rate the The Plan™ lads
>Get irish passport courtesy of my late Irish Gran
>Hitchhike to finland
>find qt finnish gf who has their own place
>live with finnish gf working part time in quaint little coffee shop

no telly

em would you say your life got better or worse after shagging those druggy bints

Bet you have “anxiety”

Faggot cunt pussy bitch you speak like a woman I want to bash your fucking skull in and mount it on my wall

lads
would you rather have amazing sex whenever you want with no strings attached and never any emotion, or be in the strongest love imaginable with a partner with no sex?

no cheating if you choose the love too

new insult for virgins, lads
glossy knob

Fuck off diego

fuck off murderer

comfy

I only want a relationship for reproduction purposes

Where’s the option for that? Seems neither of your options lead to children, which is the only reason you should associate with w*men

feels good to get a nut in every now and again
doesn't really "affect my life" because tag 'em and back 'em cash it and bounce

working with someone who is currently struggling to use a hole punch and a guillotine
she earns approximately 60% of my hourly wage and has the same holiday entitlement
fucking fuming

Well if the sex is amazing then obviously that

Got an interview in 2 hours

Still need to shower

was your first a prossy schizo?

BRAP

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>amazing sex
>never any emotion
those are mutually exclusive

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that didn't answer the question but I appreciate it regardless

good luck mate

Just shot a nigger and a kike in the face

the love is also amazing
it comes down to physical v emotional

sad

yeah re-reading that i fucked up, i just meant it's not shit sex
i had to make it equal to the amazing love

>calls other people incels and virgin freaks
>pays for it
tragic

Love isn’t real. Men want it to be real but it isn’t.

wait is it bag em and tag em or tag em and bag em?

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No.

Been posting on /soc/ way too much lately, I've become an insecure mess.

tag em
bag em
pay em

half of the faces posted there aren't from people posting, they're just taken off the internet

I only do it when I want someone to wank with

well I've worked in a shop and it's usually tag em and then later on bag em

one of my favourite hobbies is going on Jow Forums and Jow Forums to troll the people who are upset about their height

Really?

>half

Oh lad it’s way more than half

huh, just trying to pursue a comfy lifestyle bud, think you need to chillax

yeah, it’s surprisingly good for stuff like that

Bet you have "anxiety"

sit at home
twiddle your thumbs
do none of the above

Wow okay

Transitioning into a full time Schizo like my mother

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The bible more like the babble because it's a load of nonsense

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

what's the point of that?

how does "wanking with someone" work? like what do you do?

says the neet who spends all his time here
but yeah ur right i wont pay em

>I don't suffer from it so no one else does
bet you have autism

how does "wanking with someone" work? like what do you do?

Trip back on

Low testosterone

you go back to back and sync up videos