Favorite Mediterranean country?

Belgium and Swiss are Mediterranean?

Greece

>speak 3 Latin languages
>country that only speaks 1 criticizes you for not being enough SPQR

T.icino

Gaytugal

straightugal

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Tunisia

Gibraltar

yeah but
you landlocked bruh

ty das abominationen

Britain

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So? Portugal isn't even near the Mediterranean and they are winning this thread hands down.

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yeah but, you know
sorry

Spain or Italy

Un commentaire magnifique mon ami français

i like you all lol

Never been to Andorra
Spain & Portugal have interesting cultures eventhough their poeples are lazy bastard
Only know Moldova with their Sax Guy
Romania is full of lowest scum peoples
Italy and France is cool and bad at the same time
Poland is okay but would be more better if they get erased
Belgium and Luxem should be annexed by the Dutch
Swiss is mountain jew but with nice places

Italy

Vous serez toujours numéro un dans mon coeur :)

Germany

Switzerland belgium and luxemburg are med now? Kek

This is a picture of romance languages, don't pretend to be dumb

Italy because they're my frens. But I love them all

What's wrong with Ticino? :(

Poland is Mediterranean too?

You will be once I come over in Summer

So Peru and Paraguay are Mediterranean too, I guess?

Switzerland>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

this

Please Jacques, we were civilized citizens of Rome back when half your country was still fucking horses and sacrificing little babies too moon goods n'shiet!

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Portugal

Luxembourgish people speak luxembourgish

california

>we were

aren't you germans and gauls? at least northern africans also were roman citizens

Iceland

Algeria

Mine.
After is Cyprus and after that Espagna.

In fact...the entirety of Northern Africa and Eurasia are my favorite med countries.

malta

Sicily

you're not fucking mediterranean anyone who thinks switzerland is mediterranean needs to go see a doctor

based

How the fuck is Belgium med?

either spain or italy, their history is cool

Belgium and Switserland

t. jealous N*rth sea island

>Italy and France is cool and bad at the same time
I agree, but Italy is more interesting in my opinion.
>Poland is okay but would be more better if they get erased
Why that ?
>Belgium and Luxem should be annexed by the Dutch
Why annexed to the Netherlands instead of some Benelux federation ?

>I agree, but Italy is more interesting in my opinion.
southern france seems like a comfy place tho

I'd understand Belgium because it's created by the French to annex it, but Luxembourg is even more Germanic than Germany.

I have a mixed feeling of the South. Plus your country has a really interesting history.

>I have a mixed feeling of the South.
what do you mean?
>Plus your country has a really interesting history.
we may be a strongly fractioned country with an interesting history, but this leads to a lot of flaws too

>what do you mean?
While I liked Montpellier, I wasn't fan of my trip in Saint-Tropez to give you an example.
>we may be a strongly fractioned country with an interesting history, but this leads to a lot of flaws too
Oh you could say the same to any country.

But we are south of the Alps and speak Latin languages, how can we not be meds? You're just jelly because you're anglo and it rains all the time.

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Based

California

>foreigner liking us
Impossible, you are either a portuguese migrant or joking.

Malta

lmao med means

-european
-access to med sea
-romance language speaking and latin based culture
-also white

so that means only northeast italy and asturias (honoraty med) is med

now, you can pick your favorite

There are quite a few countries there that aren't Med, zito animale.

France, then Greece

Only Italy, Greece and Spain are unironically Mediterranean countries
France is half North-Western European, Portugal is technically Atlantic
The rest is lacking the culture

only ticinesi are meds since they're italian lombards

>Atlantic
doesn't mean shit

Nicetugal

Well good, so it's Italy, Greece, Spain and Portugal
And don't tell me about Occitania, it's a meme region and not a country
If France is ''Med'' because of their South, than Turkey and North Africa are also Mediterranean due to their coastlines

it simply depends on what definition of "med" you're using

Culture and history
>inb4 muslim countries can't be Med

>go to Saint Tropez
>Park my 206 between a Porsche and a Ferrari
>horrible pleb feeling all around
Never again

the thing is north african countries got arabized pretty hard, we've been culturally separated for more than a millennia. If they maintained their original cultures they would be more like us

Without muzzs shitting up the joint, North Africa would have been Europe 2 electric Boogaloo.

what could've been..

Occitania IS, Francce ISN'T Med, not that hard to understand, Hans.

Heh, as expected.

...

I took my first trip to Europe in Portugal

based

the one everyone uses

t-thanks

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Did you like it? I've met some americans in Algarve this summer

Belgium was created by the UK to prevent us from annexing it

SWITZERLAND was part of Gallia and the Gauls never sacrificed humans

>did you like it?
Yes the city of Lisbon is better then any *American* including all of both Americas, city I've been to pic related is my hotel balcony.

Unironically this city looks better than any pics I've seen of other European capitals especially Paris and London

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Occitania doesn't exist, you're talking about France or nothing

Libya.

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No, not really, but their first king was put in charge by the UK

We are med too

Yes it does exist, you fucking frog invader.

Prove it then, but you can't, because It's just an invention used by foreigners to divide France

Oh I loved it too. Great food a lot of museums and party. I wonder how it was before the earthquake. Poor Portugueses :(

Southern French are literally Spaniards in France. Get your Frankish propaganda somewhere else, Eugene.

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Lebanon :3

Southern France has always been part of the nation since its birth, come on this is ridiculous