/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

Making bacon and eggs as we speak. Have anything decent today yourself?

Yum. Do you have fried tomatoes with it? Didn't eat much today, had a takeaway hamburger around 2 pm.

Skipping breakfast
Will have a lunch and dinner

It's my turn to cook for the housemates tomorrow night. Going to make Fettuccine with bacon, mushroom & sour cream.

No, usually just have the eggs with some salsa.
Couldn’t have been to bad

Yum!

cup noodle

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FREE MY NIGGA TEKASHI AND FREE SCHMURDA
youtube.com/watch?v=czTKaReIlRM

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Based

youtube.com/watch?v=m7jfM9A6R-k

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TREYWAY

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i hate it

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I'm off to bed. Night lads.

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NIGGAS RUNNIN' OUT THEY MOUTH BUT THEY NEVER POP OUT
I GOT THE DROP ON YOUR SPOT, EVERYBODY WATCH OUT
ALL MY NIGGAS ON 50 SO YOU KNOW WE HOPPED OUT
MOBBED OUT, OPPS OUT, WE GONN SHOW WHAT WE ABOUT

Night, buddy. Sleep well.

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IT'S ALWAYS
6IX9INE THIS
AND 6IX9INE THAT

youtube.com/watch?v=LJjsm6CVsG8

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LMAO who unironically cares about the survival of our species? You'll be dead and won't experience any of it

Um, the most likely reality is that we reincarnate as our own descendants, so I absolutely will experience it.

guys i'm about to have a mental breakdown
i am extremely close to throwing things, breaking things, screaming at the top of my lungs, pulling my hair out, etc.
i don't know how to calm down

This
I'm my great-grandfather (mom's side).

literal baby-boomer detected

what's the matter, bud?

i have to take an extra semester at college and my parents are cutting off funding and i don't know how i'm going to do stuff like pay for rent, food, etc.

take out a personal loan or work when you can and save every penny. no need to panic fren. you can talk to your bank and they'll set you up with someone to talk about your options

Just take a student loan like everyone else
As long as you have an actual plan to repay it's fine

not feeling it today

>Lie down in the most comfortable place you can find such that you are least likely to be distracted by bodily sensation
>Put the tips of your index fingers and thumbs together like Buddha and place your finger rings over the point of your hip bones (this is primarily so you're not distracted by your hands)
>Close your eyes
>Focus all of your attention on your breathing
>Just breathe, very consciously, and pay attention only to the repetition of breathing like the waves of the ocean
>Continue with this exercise until you calm down

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SNEEEEEED

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Have you not run into anyone naked before?

I for one have never seen another adult naked.

nonce

join the military

Canadian

Never been to an authentic sauna eh?

>dad is complaining again
I'm 22 years old, when will I fucking leave

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I can't think of the last time I saw another man's penis -- probably in the group shower at a former shithole workplace several years ago. Last time I saw a naked woman was last Thursday though :^)

Actually Friday morning too ;^)

My roommate walks around naked sometimes. She's not my type though.

I will when I make my pilgrimage to Nippon.
Nudity is a nice thing, not even really sexual. I look forward to living on my own or with a woman someday so I can just walk around naked.

I've lived alone long enough that nudity isn't really a treat anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=7Lf3lyB1tTA

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I've just been desensitized by internet porn I guess. Maybe my feelings will change as my brain gets used to noporn.

Different user obv but it's interesting how real people's bodies differ from those in porn.

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How do you mean

WHAT is the deal with WYPIPO?
>they're not white
>and they're not people

Real people are all differently shaped and have their own little "flaws" that usually get airbrushed away in porn and modeling.

Are we cute

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How many layers of tragedy are you on today, /cum/?
youtube.com/watch?v=CitNZZUZPVI

I wouldn't know, I mostly date models haha

Had a dream about Alice.

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wtf

Would you?

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>the most likely reality is that we reincarnate as our own descendants

What a nightmare that would be.

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I think it's cool. I sometimes wonder which one I am.

>watch a youtube video about something I'm interested in
>keep assuming the guy is black because he sounds black
>eventually see his hand and it's white
Is it common for white Americans to sound like African-Americans?

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Don’t diss king marmar98

You're probably just used to people who sound like leprechauns haha

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autistic thread should be banned

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what

Disgusting

>medina
imagine living near Cleveland

good morning

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>we're in bed and I'm resting my head on her tummy looking up at her as we talk
>drinking beer and teasing each other in my apartment hallway
>piggyback riding
>hopping a gate to get up to a roof top and stargaze

couple more things but I don't remember

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morning animeposter :)

I'm getting a 2 days off work. What should I do for my 4 day weekend?

*screams*

No it’s not

Binge Narcos

Do you pray with your eyes closed? Naturally.
youtube.com/watch?v=IsxNUl1IHnE

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Masturbate and play video games

>99909987

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whoops..

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test

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
I JUST WANT A CUTE GOTH GF TO HOLD
FUCK GOD

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Good, it's shit.

> get arrested and catch a case for a gram of weed
> can walk into any pharmacy and get 150mg of codeine for $2 no script

Now that’s sensible drug policy

i bought 1kg of the cheapest potato salad, it cost about 2 euros

wish i could do that

desuarchive.org/int/thread/44694999/#q44699447

If this guy is still around, then No.

how do i get an indie band gf?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It’s starting to hit, ooooh baby.

What’s in it. Tried vegetable/potato salad for the first time last night and I can’t believe I waited this long.

It looks like absolute dogshit but tasted so damn good.

....
windows update made firefox run ok again...

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LOL

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Based