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mmo doesn't have a boob slider? ya naw

>catyank
>most fit
>most intelligent
>most kind
>best looking
>best taste in music
>best taste in women

is there anyone more based?

I think that's my MP (Layla Moran)

Is Jeremy Clarkson just like not a public figure anymore?

not fair that we don't all get a turn

Sicily is obviously the best brit personality

she's hot

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George Galloway should be locked up for treason.

>...members who don't want no deal...
is theresa may down with the kids?

She's a bit uptight. She's not really done much for the constituency since coming in but neither did the tory she replaced.

Saw a video the other day where someone was out hiking somewhere and they came across this white animal that looked like a large goat, it looked at them for some seconds then ran away. Can't find it in my youtube history, anyone know what I'm talking about? Did I see it here?

>23.7k followers
>This Account is Private
wish i still had my tim images to react to this

pics of catyank pls

Wherever I get emails at toil from a clearly paki name I always leave them as late as possible and if toilberg is on his lunch or at the bog I will just outright delete the email.

yeah

no you don't
be quiet

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lads...

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Seriously though, the reason I want to see it again is because at first you only see the head of the animal because it's lying down behind something, but it really looks like my dog

Lads remember the days when if a group of lads didnt have any women they would just run into a town and kill all the men and children and take the women for themselves.

Why dont we just do that?

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got a boner at university what do i do

haha yeah

fucking gf won't take the pill the selfish bint and she really thinks I'll stick around for this

because the men who can do that already have girls

Finished my date lad and I think it went well
Once we started talking we talked for a while
She's really cute too and she said we should meet up next week

SNP? Yeah, they should all fuck off.

tell her to get one of those arm implants

gf is too tired to see me but is going to play tennis later, makes me hmmm

blog on

PRIME MINISTERRRRRRR!!!

by the time you meet up again, she will have shagged at least 2 blokes

blog on

SNP are the worst political party in the UK, and that's quite an accomplishment

all me

*gaslights you*

what about those northern ireland ones

Why does every girl on instagram say they have depression?

she doesn't want her hormones messed about
can't believe she thinks this is good enough for a virile young man like me

Sinn Fein? They don't even take their seats.

I don't want to do a vocational degree

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No seriously what has SNP done for Scotland? Ruin the education system? Try to get rid of industrial job? Fail to leave the UK?

Yearn for this every day of my life, but not because I'm hurting for pussy.

the one may needed

isn't it on tumblr

DUP are based.

>what's your backup plan if you don't get into x degree? you should do a vocational degree instead

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hey Lachy x

don't be insecure

blog on

is she one of those who only buys shit with 'natural' or 'organic' on it

Everyone has depression these days, they think they can escape w bit of graft

*kidnaps you and demands £318 from your family for your safe return*

Do you get home?

We're not all beta freaks lad x

depends
are you open to bartering

Can I see your penis please?

No, £318 or I dissolve you in a barrel of acid.

EVERY DAY IS LIKE SUNDAY

they think it gives their personality depth

Get your balls out Schizo lad

you give that impression when you preemptively add a disclaimer

Emma Watson actually poops. There are Emma Watson poops floating somewhere in a London sewer. Can’t wrap my brain around it.

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u r an ugly freak tho

Me? I'm a spectroid.

Yeah, desu I'd pay them back because I've got the most cash out of my immediate family.

yeah

Got my balls out everyday, kid
Thats why they know me across the fucking globe

What if they would prefer you were dead?

Na, I have the money but my parents probably want me dead desu

get rid

Just realised my birthday is exactly 9 months after my Dad's birthday. I was probably conceived by accident during birthday sex.

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:(((((((((((

not really, no

Thoughts on these frames?

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Don't like them

oh sorry thought those pics that are posted of the fat ugly canada was you my bad

in love with these chebs and not sure why them in particular
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save them
kill the animals

Look like they fuck black guys.

Alri four eyes.

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think i was conceived in a vain attempt to keep my dad around

How about these?

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i want to lick her tummy

> fat ugly canada
bit harsh to speak that way about an entire country?
whats canada ever done to you?

might do

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Can't pay? We'll take it away.

blog on

the top of the lenses needs to be flatter while the bottom remain round with a slight notch in the part connecting the two lenses

would poo all over any place you put me