I went to my parent's house and my sister's boyfriend beat me up again

I tried to push him around for fun and wrestle him but he got me in a headlock and punched me a bunch of times in the face

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This is a matter of honor bro. This is not any girl, it's your sister, show her who the alpha male is. Viking blood runs in your veins, a viking would crush whoever dishonored him.

You must have done something to them...

like how bad did he beat you up?

How do I get back at him? I could set a trap for him when he walks back from their house through the forest and beat him with a baseball bat while wearing a mask

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>I tried to push him around for fun

>tries to assert dominance
>gets REKT instead
lol

I have two black eyes and my nose is bleeding and my teeth hurts and feel crooked

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>12 year old OP has a 12 year old girlfirend
>sister's 14 year old brother"beat him up"
>he actually just playfully wrestled with him, but OP got scared and started crying because he wasn't winning

in the OP you said "again
why would you try to wrestle him? are you retarded?

Why can't most Swedes handle a little IRL banter?

I'm 19 years old fucking dane

it's a LARP, if that helps

You can't kill an adult male with a baseball bat, real life is not a movie. He's going to overpower you and beat you unconscious.

You need either a knife or a gun.

I wanted to get back at him for the last time but now I need to break his legs or something

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hahahaha loser

Yet you plot and scheme like Kevin McCallister

I don't want to murder anyone

Lol nerd got his ass whooping.

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what happened the first time? also tried to wrestle him?

Then hire some refugees to get him

Lil Snorre, is that you?

he's stronger than me I'm tall and skinny he's tall and probably weighs around 100kg I need to show him that he can't just push me around like that, fucking asshole chad

I borrowed his PS4 but didn't give it back cause I needed to finish my save on Witcher 3

>For fun push around and wrestle

Fuck you, you are simply my girlfriend's autistic brother. I don't give a fuck about you or even like you, I'm only fucking your sister.

If you would have annoyed me like that i would probably have done the same thing.

and he just beat you up?
you're both retarded.

fuck off you chads are all the same, we'll see who's laughing when I finish digging my trap in the forest

>I need to show him that he can't just push me around like that, fucking asshole chad
Jesus, are you a literal nigger?
Stop thinking like one. Who the fuck cares about pride, this isn't the middle ages.
Just don't interact with him anymore - I think it's already retarded that you would in the first case.
If you want to punish him report him to the police.

I refused to give it back so he tried to take it back by force and a struggle ensued but he's stronger and he cheated so he won and he gave me a wedgie

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>You can't kill an adult male with a baseball bat, real life is not a movie. He's going to overpower you and beat you unconscious.
One good surprise shot to the back or the liver and he won't be able to move for a solid 10 seconds.

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and what did your parents say about that?

You could try using a taser gun on him, then beating the fuck out of gim while hes stunned. Tie him up and take him near some homeless people, tell them they are free to rape the rude

ebin troll, op ;^)
subscribed to your blog

>Who the fuck cares about pride, this isn't the middle ages.

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they weren't there at the time

no I don't want him raped he's gonna marry my sister soon I just need to show him I'm still the boss of this family

where do I buy a taser gun anyways

HAHAHAHAHAHA
pathetic sw*decuck

>This thread
Try harder to come up with a thread topic that won't show you are simply making a lying "AMA" thread.

"he gave me a wedgie" gave it away.

Here is your (you) OP.

Amazon

Wedgies are really humiliating actually and a good way to end an ass kicking.

I'm gonna show that asshole not to mess with me. nobody fucks my sister except for me

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>nigger uses nigger logic
quelle surprise

Wedgies are not a think though between bully's and victims though, literally only a movie trope/cartoon trope.

you fucking tell them! its not a pussy thing to do. he is a stranger in your family acting like an ass at your parents home. if you cant beat him i bet your father wait for a reason to do it.

thank you Norway I can always trust on you to help unlike the asshole dane in this thread

AHAHAHAHAHAHA LITTLE SWEDISH KEK

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fuck off why don't you go do porn or something

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jerry's dad would laugh at you and beat the soi out of you

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and it is your fault for being such a pussy and don't report him or beat the shit out of him with a bat

read the whole thread geezer I'm planning on trapping him

Seems like you tried to fight man to man and lost.
How you deal with that is what decides if you are a man or a sissy.

So far you seem to be a sissy.

you ain't gon do shit, he is gonna beat the shit out of you again like this time

nuh uh we'll see who gets the last laugh