"hey, loser. how many languages do you speak?"

smart burger

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>Implying I'd be talking to a hoe

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Ħallini nilgħaq dawk il-koxxtejn sbieħ jekk jogħġbok.

Le seul qui compte, chérie

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nämen hej Jarmo!

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Kolme

>"how can you speak only one language?"
>"aren't you ashamed of yourself?"
well?

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i can barely even string together a sentence in english 2bh

Two at the moment, but I've been thinking if I should learn swedish since I already understand it so much, or at least muminsvenska, they use finnish words for tools etc. so that makes it lot easier. I'm a bit pissed at myself because I was one of those kids who didn't want to learn it at school, because its "gay"

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>because its "gay"
Well, it's still gay.
But after shitposting so much on Jow Forums, you also became gay so whatever.

Five

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Three, or seven if you countr serbian, bosnian, croatian and montenegrin to be separate languages

English, Russian, and enough French to piss of Quebecois

Two.

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I speak 5. Will learn Russian in the future and that will be the last one I learn.

I'd teach her Maltese.

Two, how many instruments do you play ?

4 not counting spanish and english
still speak like a retard in all of them

>"Que?"
>we then bareback all night
>little does she know that I barely speak one language

Je parle français
I speak English
Я гoвopю пo-pyccки
Я poзмoвляю yкpaiнcкy

You're speaking English well, Mexifren

>But after shitposting so much on Jow Forums, you also became gay so whatever
This, I post so much gay stuff here to upset russians and other biggots I think it will eventually make me actually gay

1 barely. But I can read and write in 5 languages.
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

>gay stuff here to upset russians
Ha-ha this is very pathetic user... We are already gayest nation. And proud of it.

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>This, I post so much gay stuff here to upset russians and other biggots I think it will eventually make me actually gay
And i post so many homophobic stuff here to upset canadians, swedes and others faggots i think it'll eventually makes me straight.
Wait a second...
I'm already straight so nvm.

You just KNOW the bitch burns coal.
Almost all of them wear those earrings and dye their hair blond with roots untouched/to lazy to dye it again.

Do you pay taxes for being straight?

y-you too

Russias has faggots as well and you can be sure they post here

>that stick
>burning coal
no self-respecting nigger would touch that, not even get close to that

Four
Hopefully ill make it five by the end of the year
It is "gay"
The entire conception of language teaching and pedagogy is fundamentally flawed.
I know cause i'm majoring in language teaching

There's a lot of non self respecting niggers out there so statistically it's real.

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1.0 slovenian
1.0 english
0.5 serbo-croat
0.5 german

don't have any particular motivation to become fluent in those at the moment but I understand them well enough

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how can anyone look at this face and think "wow I bet she burns coal"
does it look like it? coal leaves soot smj

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"I can speak cunnilingus"

Then run away

You just don't know women
Trust me man I've seen some shit.

>Coal is one of the largest sources of energy in Russia, accounting for 14.4% of the country's electricity consumption.[1] The prominence of coal power in Russia has been declining since 1990, although Russia has among the largest coal reserves in the world.[2] Russia is the fifth largest consumer of coal in the world and is the sixth largest producer of coal.[3]

I believe you

No, its not you dumb fucktard. 90% of the planet can't even speak 2 languages. And shut the fuck up, you moutain kiek. You don't know 3 languages.

Same

Dos

Around dree-fiddy
(which is true)

>american
>speaking something besides english
hahahha, no

youtube.com/watch?v=zpa5t72Gpoo

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>Russian,
>Ukrainian
>Crimean Tatar
>Turkish
>English

two, english and french
and I is good really at the english

that's the only language she really cares about at the end of the day. the rest is just a front to not appear like a desperate slut

I'll teach her french

Me is too

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>portuguese
>english
>spanish
>latin

sw*dish is useless garbage learn a language that isn't fucking shit god all that time wasted on sw*doid courses still haunts me to this very day

girls love it when I tell them I can speak Chinese which I'm honestly surprised by

>latin
t. m'lady

Spanish
English
German
Some Polish, but not much (very high Polish population here in Chicago)

I speak 1 (one) language because when you're English you can never be foreign, no matter where you are

Three, english, finnish and swedish.

I lived in turku for 4 years, there it is useful. And it costs almost nothing to go to stockholm from there and could move back there
>inb4 suomen persereikä

I guess in some weird sense you could call us Swedish (not nationality wise) diaspora.

None but I like you're pussy

ah ben mon criss

How is that brexit feeling? You'll soon know what it is like to be foreign, from your own neighbours at that

Finnish, English and a little bit of swedish

Haskell, $200 an hour.

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2 but there's a couple others that I know a couple of words of, now chupame la verga rubia

>tfw someone may recognize you if you post the languages you know, because its quite specific

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african languages?

1.5
I don't consider myself bilingual, I couldn't have a conversation other than "hey how are you" with a native english speaker

If I speak to a random fella on the street in Swedish
Will he understand me ?

Based

nobody asked you

In turku most likely yes. But there are many, that don't (want to) speak it. In the turku archipelago for example it's the other way around and there are lots of people, that don't actually know finnish enough to have a conversation

Dubs checked.

Ignore her. That's not a nice way to address someone.

Three

Damn
That's interesting.

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Only 1 really but been learning french for a while because I hate being monolingual.

Taтapcкий и тypeцкий cильнo пoхoжи?

>how the heck do you respond?
i dont

6

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Finns are brainlets that can't speak swedish, it's simple.
And this is a complete lie.

threês
pretoguese, spanish and english

I'd cum on that forehead

Mmm We can learn another one together if you want :)

sixhead**

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Don't call me a loser you dumb monolingual slut

i'll bite, which languages user.