You mysteriously arrive in a small town in America

You mysteriously arrive in a small town in America....
What do you do next?

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get shot

Which part of the continent?

find out where the meth is.

overdose on heroine

USA :)

fuck all the girls in town with my BBC (big belgian cock) because American girls crave European men

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we are a country not a continent, senpai

>What do you do next?
Blend in.

Try to cash welfare and willingly contribute to the demographic replacement of yakubite "people".

Wait until nightfall, start hunting my next victim.

This

Ohh, then assuming I don't have any money would get a job ASAP, get to rent a room with a family while I save enough for some clothing, a cheap thinkpad and ocassional hang outs with friends and co-workers, to finally start stepping up in the ladder of settlement and integration in my new home, so when the moment arrive I would start a business which allows me to afford a place to live, have an stable relationship with a lovely woman and have kids, help my friends in anything I can and fulfill my own dreams-

*GETS DEPORTED*

Oh well, nevermind

kill everyone
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gabdweed

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fpbp

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Get shot

>Apply for citizenship.
>Get citizenship.
>Get gun
>Shitpost to trigger europoors who cant haz guns.

>implying you can't get a VPN for the American flag to be able to shitpost already

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go from door to door with sledgehammer raping and killing everyone inside until I get shot but I would probably get shot the moment I mysteriously arrived in america so ignore first part of my post

Inform the Swiss embassy that it happened again and I need emergency evac.