/asean/ edisi sarapan

yes, you can choose semone who look silly but actually rigid and fakey

or

a bro and enjoyable

sorry forgot pic

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The ultimate redpill

Omae wa mou shindeiru

Cringe, wake up early next time so you can make a thread the way that you like, virgin. Now stop complaining because Chad OP beat you to it

>H-hey i should be the OP, N-not you...
Faggot

>eating white rice for breakfast
Fukign cringe and bluepilled
True indos eat yellow rice

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>not nasi uduk
Yiiiikeess

Do only Indonesians post in these threads

Sometimes it's just filipinos

Depends on the weather

Do you misse the visaya tagaloc shitposters? Me neither

No

>B*le
>Leaf
>Probably a frog too

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>eat yellow rice outside special event
that would be yikes for me

NASI GORENG MASTER RACE

HUJAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN

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I miss the visaya tagaloc shitposters

>tfw feeling comfy right now cuz it's raining and I'm NEET
Feels good not being a w*gecuck.

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How can you miss someone who just posted yesterday? Actual people who could be missed include Frenchie, Bakahime, Malay-chan, Memenose, etc.

>implying it's bule

>Frenchie
*sniff sniff*

Pengen hujan gan

Put your tinfoil hats on and listen to me. I know someone who works for the intelligence agency. He showed me some pictures from 10 years ago of FPI members signing an agreement with an foreign NGO "Opus Supremus", which logo bear semblance to the freemasons "all seeing eye" but instead of am eye it's a bee inside a triangle. Now google up FPI's logo. Notice anything? It's also inside a triangle. Don't believe the news. FPI is the hands of jews and heathens making us stray further away from God (whichever god you worship)

NU is the only BASED islam ormas

>FPI making us stray further away from God
Wtf I love FPI now

I don't wanna be a nu-male

>preferring libcuck ormas
yikes

/asean/ adalah thread conservative yang dukung
-Prabowo dan suharto
-pancasila
-Anti komunis/PKI
-Anti extreamis agama
-Anti indon cuckberal yang memakai bahasa inggris dalam menjelaskan politik indon dan ngebrowsing reddit dan quora
-pro rakjat indon dan nusantara.anti budaya bule dan cokin

Setujoe?

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>NU is based
>Literally defend cigarette because their imam smoke
>Banzer is literally FPI but even worse because they can do anything they like because government will protect them no matter what
>Hate every other Islamic organization because they use Quran and hadist which BAN everything that related to Kejawen dumb things
>Rig EVERY SINGLE ELECTION in North and East Java by accusing the opposition either Muhammadiyah, Kafir or Syia

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tidak.
/asean/ adalah berlawanan dengan dukungan arus perdana. jika arus perdana ke kanan, /asean/ ke kiri, jika arus perdana ke kiri, /asean/ langsung ke kanan.
:--DDD

Don't forget about m-muh tolerance

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Aliran utama sekarang ke kiri, makanya /asean/ ke kanan

>join a chefs group
>one of the few youngun's among the 30's and 40's folk
Segan boh

*konservatif
*mendukung
*ekstremisme
*menggunakan bahasa inggris
*menjelajah
*rakyat Indonesia
*setuju
Use proper Indonesian or speak English. you jakselite.

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siap-siap joboq hang.

>Literally defend cigarette because their imam smoke
This. My NU friend justifies smoking because he believed that if their imam smoke, that means smoking is okay.

>wanting Ariff boipussy
I am repulsed by myself

bukan kita, pokcik2 30 - 40 tu yg nak joboq dia .
>based on experience, lagi2 suami orang

>based on experience
Wtf
Are you that lad who offered advice on how to pick up older guys?

Kan sebentar lagi bakal ada post Jow Forums yang ke-100 juta, mari ramaikan /asean/ supaya kita yang dapet, jangan sampai jatuh ke tangah b*le gan

Fuck this weather.

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no.
I'm just saying that they get touchy, sexually, even on young men. Just be prepared and expect the unexpected. you can either be strong guy that never show weaknesses, be the alim one, or the weak faggot that become the dumpster.

Makes me tired and all sleepy deyy

Bro, have you seen me face?

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Plenty of times. They don't care about your look, as long as you've shown any betaness, then be prepared and spread your leg in the storeroom.

:^l

I want to move to Antarctica.

just row the boat from australia.

Make money user. Make your parents happy before they leave

Halo, namaku Fira kalau siang namaku Ariff.

If I ever saw you in real life I would probably not recognize you, Arifface is the most generic Malay face ever.

Hello /asean/ I have returned.

B-blake?

Hello straya
Scarnon in the land down under cobba?

Literally who

Chubby and cute

Not much, just went for a swim.

/ourguy/

Hello, neighbour

Can you send me to Antarctica?

Right? I have this sentiment that I am the most average person I know
Solid 5/10
Put me anywhere in SEA and I'll look like a local anyway

>t.kacung orba

definitely not going to vote for prabowo.
the only reason i wont vote at all is the alternative is not better at all, even probably worse

Kita harus deportasi tionghoa kembali ke china.
Mereka itu susah merampas kekayaan bangsa kita dengan mengambil sektor perekonomian.
Sebelum mereka menguasai politik dan sosial negeri kita, Saatnya kita mengembalikkan kejayaan rakyat indonesia.

I was going to vote for Prabowo, hoping he won the election so i can taste the libtards tears. But as soon as i knew that Lippo is supporting Prabowo, in addition of Suharto's children, i don't know anymore.

At least you get a choice, here we only get to choose the basic starter pokemon.

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false choice is not a choice.

t. Nadirsyah Hosen

Classic wiwi shills always claim they used to support bowo but this and that, true bowo voters like me won't be deterred

serious question, whats wrong with liberalism if our whole slogan is MERDEKA?

>Wanting C*hinks and M*urricans to do as they please in your country
I don't think so Fadli

you sounds like jokawee shill yourself

Oh shit never thought about this
This is actually an ingenious riddle, I'll spend the next few days thinking about this thanks to you, wtf

If used properly your idea could help either promote liberalism to the masses or ignite conservative uprising against nationalism, very dangerous

Just pick the one that doesn't produce this result.

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The problem with their so-called liberalism is that they are playing victim with issues that don't even exist

did you saw the post on yesterday's thread?
both of them have exactly the same mindset, the same policies, and probably serving the same interested parties too, they just use different words.
picking either wont change future result.
on the bright side, that means there shall be no significant drop on our economic growth, but that also mean no further acceleration

The difference is one candidate is a puppet of the elites and the other is an independent natural born leader, you know which one is which.

>so-called
nobody calls themselves liberal to promote themselves here.
it has bad connotation in this country, just like communism.
the khilafah promoter are smart enough to realize this, thats why they cover communism with religious branding.
its the outside party that gives them "liberal".
what i asked was, why the fuck it has bad connotation in the first place?

>the other is an independent natural born leader
kek, whoever you vote for, your'e clearly delusional
or
>you know which one is which
that that facebook tier meme non-candidate?

Mainly because the polar opposite of religiosity in the masses' mindset is either communism or liberalism. And nobody intentionally connotated this, it's just how the nature of both ideologies are contradictory.

>The difference is one candidate is a puppet of the elites and the other is an independent natural born leader, you know which one is which.
Both of them are puppets of the elites

>the polar opposite of religiosity in the masses' mindset is either communism or liberalism
the absolute state of our education.

Actually you answered your own question mate

Laper

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Gentle reminder for my indon brothers or sisters, no matter which politician got elected, they will serve porkies interests first, Why tho? because them porkies are the job creators, so they gain massive political leverage.

Bhinneka tunggal ika?

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