It's my third week in Japan

>it's my third week in Japan
>I still haven't got laid

You guys lied to me

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>>believing the memes

at least the food is good over there amirite?

are you a autistic weeb? girls kinda don't like this

How many girls rejected you?

>he fell for the meme

wew lad

Stop bully. It hard enough.

Last week I told a couple girls in a bar that I was a college student and they told me "we are alittle bit... Above that" and left

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>we are alittle bit... Above that

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That hurts to read

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If you want sex go to Russia.

Where are you faggot? I'm in Ueno Park.

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What makes you think he's in Tokyo?
Anyways, if so, invite this foreigner a beer!

>be depressed, lonely, have no gf or friends, and barely talk to people in real life
>move to Japan
>become even more depressed, lonely, and you can't even have a conversation with people in real life if you wanted to, nobody notices your existence

Blows my mind why so many unhappy people fall into the engrish teacher trap. Japan is not a reset button, it's an incredibly alienating place to be for foreigners.

>"we are alittle bit... Above that
AAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's because Chinese cartoons told them that Japan was full of super hot, super horny schoolgirls waiting to throw themselves at you.

HHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU RACE TRAITOR

god Japan ;_;

This isn't a Japan problem, it's a beta problem. Betas don't get laid anywhere, alpha Chads do.

Holy shit how are you not killing yourself after this

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Girls in pretty much any other asian country will throw themselces at you, if you're white. Not japan though. It's like nobody has a sex drive there.

Of course. You think Japanese women are any different in that sense than white women? Why would you possibly think otherwise.

>People try to get away from it all—to the country, to the beach, to the mountains. You always wish that you could too. Which is idiotic: you can get away from it anytime you like.
By going within. Nowhere you can go is more peaceful—more free of
interruptions—than your own soul. Especially if you have other things to rely on. An instant’s recollection and there it is: complete tranquillity. ~Marcus Aurelius

Inhabited by virginal maid-laidies awaiting for permission to fuck. In a foreign language.

you fucking idiot you could have spent 1/4 of the money in SEA instead of fucking japan and gotten way more puss

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There are prostittutes in Japan too. Don't worry.

to be fair you can get laid with Japanese girls like shooting fish in a barrel unless you look like a goblino.

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The virgin part at least is true since hardly anyone in Japan has sex these days.

Where are you from OP?

Japan is depressing. They've been in an unending economic malaise for almost three decades.

So is Argentina yet they seem to laugh at economic crisis.

Argentina also has a much more individualistic culture than Japan.

Argentinians only care about Messi and how many goals Argentina can score.

why is sex tourism so popular? I can't imagine going halfway across the planet just for pussy.
there's so much to see in japan and you waste your money looking for easy chicks in tokyo.

Can someone explain what the girls meant by w are above that? They don't want college kids?

people are really that desperate

That's because it's Japan.
The asian girls love white guys only applies to SEA countries

no, we all love BWC desu

It's fun to visit exotic places, and fuck the locals.

I'm taking a leak, I can't.

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For white people. For poc, it's literally the same anywhere outside of Africa.

>not dressing nicely and lying about absolutely everything

are you a virgin? why would anyone tell the truth to strangers again?

Absolutely brutal

Mate, people really underestimate the sexless people in Japan. At least, if the reports are correct.
40% of men between 27-32 are virgins lmao
Mid 20s for females.
81% of single females live with their parents and I'm sure it had more for single men.

Thailand and Philippines are the way to go if you wanna have lotta sex with the locals. It's comparatively harder in Japan and China and even harder in India (although why would anyone go there). I can't speak for Vietnam and Indonesia (although why would anyone go to Indonesia either...)

>we are alittle bit... Above that
God dam, you need a bullet for that than a rope.

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Not every girl is into yung guis. Some like their lover to be mature and not 2 life time in debt so he can take them out for dinner.

be honest user, which university.
the right answer (todai, waseda) opens their legs.

Spend money for memory of your trip.
Buy this.

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India is a place where women are still considered property and expected to be a virgin at the altar. No shit you can't get laid there.

above hookups/partying.

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>Thailand and Philippines are the way to go if you wanna have lotta sex with the locals
Cambodia

Cambodia was my favorite. Khmer girls are great.

is that common in Japan? considering people don't have sex as often, there should be alternative ways of relieving sexual tension

>The asian girls love white guys only applies to SEA countries

Bullshit. Many outgoing normies have easy sex in Asia.

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My experience, which no-one asked for: Asian girls are impossible to hit on if they think you're young. Didn't date any for my whole highschool and university life. Everyone still thinks I look way younger than I am, but when the Asian group of friends at my college found out I'm a couple years older than them, suddenly every one of them wants to hang out, drink, party, etc. Dunno why, but being young and white makes you unfuckable as far as Asian girls are concerned.

I'd say it was a maturity thing, but they literally told me "you're pretty mature for a younger guy," and when I corrected them with that I'm 28, suddenly they're all interested in me, dropping compliments of "oh how are you even single" and pinching my biceps, telling me to come drinking. It's like night and day.

Nowadays they're not because of the government campaign.

Ive experienced the opposite. I'm thirty, but ive got a helluva baby face. I tend to attract asians even before they know my real age.

I would get arrested if i tried this

isn't there some video like that where a girl tells a gaijin to fuck herself repeatedly in Engrish

There is a questionnaire result that 25% of Japanese men are using.

It's no use, Japanese people are so high up there that they think the human condition is a disease itself

>fuck herself repeatedly in Engrish
is it a jav?

this
youtu.be/Jfbl4v505vM

>It's like nobody has a sex drive there.
So that's why the population is falling! I knew there had to be a reason.

>beliving "dating" youtbers.

Okaay.
Don't you see they make those videos to show them (virgins) how they are alphas, and will teach you/insecure men how to date, because they monetize that? Please!

You are basically a young guy along with all the other benefits. That's a win

>jap flags are all tourists/english teachers
ofcourse

>bad economy make women less slutty
fuck no.
women in poor shithole fucking foreigners for leave country or money.

If that was true we'd all have commited sudoku a long time ago

Lol still takes looks n charisma.
Fun black dude will always beat a white autist anywhere even in asia.
But its still one of the easier areas as a white guy.
As matt forney said if u cant get laifld in asia as a white dude end...cuz its that fuking easy.
Though think all the sexpats ruined white guys name like rsd that mma fighter with travel porn an among others.

Think latin america is left but takes higher game.
Gotta work every where now....no free pyss like it was the 90s

White god factor is dead in asia...why do u think travel pua sites are dead....now its finding local girl and complaining about leftists

Ya eastern Europe is like last place now
AsiA has been ruined
Latin America has been ruined
Mena india u get killed or no one likes u
Africa aids n no one cares
Eastern europe u got gold diggers
N germany has all u can fuck brothelz

you have no respect for our woman, thus deserve it.

fuck the way he pulls her face to kiss when she's looking at her phone is so cringey

Cope
...no one fucks autists.
Other oarts of asia now they laugh at girls with awkward white guys now
Dont be an lbh
Loser back home....Chinese coined it an now whole of asia says it now...esp poor ones.
Like who the fuck goes to 3rd world 2nd world cunt to work n vacation n chase girls when hes from first world wuth better everything.

>moving to other countries to getting laid
I never get this sentiment. If you can't get laid in your country, you'll never get laid on other countries as well.

>Canada flag
>butthurt posts towards white men

White men RULE Asia, deal with it Asian boy.

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expats are retarded deviants

This ...in europe u got cheap brothels.
Why goto thailand n fuck a so called innocemt looking bar girl where u got 1 in 4 shot of gettin aids an competing with foreign chads when u can hit on rural girls in ur city.
Honestly its the same fuckin tinder girls i er n over when u goto manilla puket Bangkok. ..try if u do t belivw me

Being a white chaser or gaijin hunter.
Duh

>white men rule Asia
>muh race
yep...Brazil ofc

Not entirely true. If you go to a country poorer than yours, getting sex will be easier.
You think an American in Philippines wouldn't get lots of attention just for being there?

Ya its essentially middle east tier.
Even turkey the most westernized muslim natiom where they sell alchol n shit...i shit u not u barly see that mamy women out.

Pya guys complain about being cickblocked there an one kid git stabbed there for kissin a girl there.
Africa is aids so no go
India n mena us the reserve no hunting
The west n latin america is the brothel.

Think asian girls are tiref of lookin like sperm dumpsters for white guys now

it's moments like these where i'm almost glad i've never asked out any girl ever

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Im not asian but ive met many on my campus including south east asia an attitudes are changing.
Thank the aussies in particular for that.
Americans brits germans irish n sadly us canuxks too are bad

>muh grullz will throw pussies at me
dude, go in the locals filled with thots that want to fuck if you want to fuck, don't pick up random women, just the ones that want to fuck.
if you are a minimum handsome they will stop you in the street and will ask you to go in a love hotel.

>Not asian
>Can't spell even the most basic English words correctly
Chang pls

But that Americans most likely already get laid in their country. The awkward beta who can't even talk to girls will never get laid in Philippines as well unless he pays them (prostitution). So might as well pay girls in their origin country if in the end you need money to lose your virginity.

This so much.
Theres no pussy paradise but these incels wanna believe. ....as poor countries get richer theyll look down on whites more....just look how clichy chinese n koreans are here

hahahahahaha I feel goood.

You filthy whitu always says East Asian girls love whitu. and you always dreaming stupid fantasy.

"When I go to Japan, I am like movie star. Every qt Japanese girls love me."


Now look!

Your fantasy dream never comes true !!!

I am happy to hear that gaijins dream shattered.

WHITU PIGGU GO HOUMU!

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>takin grammar serious on chink cartoon board
Dam u a fag

I see, thank you friend

Russia is the pussy paradise.

Kek lbh pigskin on suicide wat h.....but thats them in 30yrs

the food is actually awful. 100% focus on presentation, 0% focus on taste.

True but still hard even with a gendar gap

The gender gap is incel fantasy myth.
But Russian women still the easiest women on earth.

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>But Russian women still the easiest women on earth.
As indeed your football team found out last year.