This is a statue in Lithuania

Nice.

Why are Lithuanians so gloomy?

Nice. I thought they were people wearing those Venetian masks when I saw the thumbnail.

That probably scares distracted people regularly.

What is this? Lithuania is the dark souls country?

>gloomy
I have no idea what you're talking about. We're very jovial.

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Don't even get me started on our cross making and depictions of Christ.

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This is a statue in Switzerland

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they look like people attending the Carnival of Venice

looks pretty cool

And these were the most offensive sculptures in Lithuania.

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Farmer niggers must be purged

The founder of Vilnius. They couldn't have made it uglier if they tried. It's also slightly radioactive.

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>We're very jovial.
Uh-huh.
>also slightly radioactive
Elaborate.

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Monument to beastiality.
>she and the snake banged

It's placed on a large slab of granite, it's very slightly more radioactive than its surroundings.

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The snake turned into a hot sea-prince, though.

Now to be fair, the snake was in human form when they banged

And then there's this fucking thing.

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But when they had children, did they come from the womb or an egg? That's the question we'll never know answer to.

Is it just me or does this one not look right either?

Trans-snakes are still snakes.

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The guy looks a bit stiff.

The womb, the snake was a guy.

Hey remember that other legend where some Curonian peasant cucked the thuder god?

>not posting the most based and redpilled Lithuanian monument

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They should hold polls before these sorts of things get built, fucking ridiculous looking

Genius.

Hey, we have plenty of these in the industrial district of my hometown.
Btw, did Vilnius pay for this from their funds or national funds?

Who wants to go draw swastikas and benises someday?

140 iq monument

It reminds me of venetian carnival.

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this is all pretty cool desu

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These are nice. Are you getting all this from some specific tourism website?

No I just googled in Lithuanian like "kunigaikščių paminklai", "lietuvos paminklai" etc..

...well even searching in english "lithuanian monuments" you can find quite a lot

I now wish to visit Lithuania

that's ok, you don't have to
I might pass by, it's the only baltic country I haven't been to yet and I'm curious how different it is from Latvia

>christians be like
Technically not a sculpture, but still better then these two jokes that went too far.

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both that and the animal one are almost equally kitsch desu

It's a play on Iron Wolf. The Iron Fox. Get it? Yeah, nobody does.

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This guy walks into a bar and slaps your tzarist decree baning the use of latin script for lithuanian langusge. What do you do?

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I love soviet minimalist shit like that.
Here's the only good one in my cunt.

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Oh yeah, I like the aesthetic of this one too

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>Here's the only good one in my cunt.
What about the "Motherland calls?"
A bit too goofy, imo

You have shit like this, right?
In my city/region, i mean

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I don't remember seeing murals like this in Lithuania, but they have some in Czechia.

Are you lithuanian? Nebo jsi cech

Jsem litvin v Praze

Nope, no murals like that I can think of. They either got removed or there weren't any to begin with. A fair bit of soviet sculptures also got moved from their original locations to a specific park.

Musis se vracet

Soon.
:(

Why are you sad? You are not much worse, you like weed and drugs or what?

I like the better dorms and all the new friends I made here and the architecture in the city and the metro and how I'm able to speak to people confidently here.

Now that the stay is almost over, however, I'm starting to look forward to things back home. I miss my friends, my car, I'll have to start going out and see the cool places in Lithuania, like all these statues, try and see if I'm still able to approach strangers and start conversations.

What the fuck is that?

Yeah, i also studied in Prague for some time and miss my friends and freedom, i barely have any here.

Post-modern commentary.
It cost roughly 30k euros.

>Post-modern commentary.
Aka a scam

Did you go there on some exchange programme? Why no freedom back in Bashkiria?

Hey I live not far away from that actually, visited it like twice

Apparently that is "art" in Wilno :^)

lmao imagine wandering up to this while shitfaced on a night out

Me with my good buddy

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No, just studied for couple of years, but didn't finish the uni.
>freedom
Everything just sucks, it's not just about freedom. Everybody is very toxic, food and alcohol sucks, etc etc. Everything is gray and dirty.

Grūto park?

Taip

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>when your roommate has a bit too much to drink

That's sad, sorry to hear that.

hahaha I thought this was a dog with the right hand being it's face

Yeah, plus i had very loyal and geniunely interesting friendsw that i was having fun with almost every day. I go out with some classmates here like once in a month and i fucking hate them, so pretentious and snobbish they all are.

I hope posting statues with boobs is not against the rules

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Klaipėda has loads of these cool statues, I really like that about the city.
It has the pretty German old town, the port aspect and the cozyness of a soviet industrial town which reminds me of home.
This is gonna be on the same level as "just b urself ;^)", but, try meeting new people, idk.
After coming back from Japan, my dad started making statues with boobs almost exclusively. A weird place, that Japan.

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Tbh most towns have a lot of these small statues, they're just often hidden away somewhere.

based Litwa

soviet communist art is very great. many of their "random statues" are actually made by very big artists and are well done. only fucking retard will try to destroy it, instead just to integrate it as a part of actualy architectual development.

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>the file names
how close to Estonian/Finnish is Lithuanian?

>After coming back from Japan, my dad started making statues with boobs almost exclusively. A weird place, that Japan.
I wouldn't say that Japan has much statues with boobs

Take it, move it elsewhere. Unless it's completely integral to the look of the place.
Simple.

Here's one in Vienna. A statue of a soviet soldier covered in gold in the middle of all the 18th century Austrian architecture looks very surreal. Hits you hard.
About as close as Portuguese.
It affects you psychologically, I guess, not a direct influence. Idk.

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That's a boss in some JRPG.

Why not post all of it?

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>Hits you hard.

thats the fucking point of it. to hit you fucking hard because it is the memorial. also it looks very good there in the summer.

You know what else hits you hard?
Your dad, lmao

my dad ucked your mom. hahaha

how haha

This is a statue in Krusevo, North Macedonia

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Wrong pic, this is a monument which is also located in Krusevo.

This is the statue

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is that a UFO?

An UFO that honors the revolutionaries who fought for our independence lol

lmao imagine if art was subjective

imagine looking at this and be like
>damn im proud of my work this looks fucking good

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Pagan traditions