"O-oh...

"O-oh, hello! My name is Alex Li - it's so nice to finally meet you! I'm the Canadian exchange student that'll be living here for the next few months. Thank you so much for letting me stay with you! I hope we can become good friends!"

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Are you chinese or japanese?

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Hello there, my name is Pierre Dupont and I want you to let me smash

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yeah, right good friends
hope your ass can take it little nigga

"A-ah... You'll have to excuse me, but I'm not quite accustomed to the local culture yet. Is it normal for greetings to be so forthcoming?"

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亻...你好

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We greet each other with our cocks here, Alex.
Would you be a dear and get on your knees, please?

yes of course now lets french kiss thats how every one greet each other here in france. other wise why would they call it french kiss haha

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"I'm really sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with that right now. I'd prefer to keep some distance with my personal space if that is okay.

I'm super tired from the flight and I'm feeling kind of sleepy - is my room upstairs?"

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What if the Canadian is a Québécois though

Chinese Quebecers exist?

>Alex Li
>Québécois
very unlikely
probably some second generation Chinese immigrant in toronto

你的房间在楼上,对不起,我的朋友都爱男人,他们有BIG GAY因为太用上网了

"Gosh, this is so embarrassing... I've been away from China for so long that I've almost forgotten how to speak Mandarin at all...

I'm sure it will be okay! As long as your friends aren't disruptive then I'm certain we can get along!"

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what are you doing in guyana, zhang?

我希望你爱鸡吧^_−

I’m here on a top secret mission
Also, nearly every supermarket here is Chinese owned so mandarin isn’t uncommon

Malheureusement oui
t. Doit supporter un petit autiste chinois qui hurle quand le bruit est trop élevé et qui cuisine de la bouffe qui sent la mort à longueur de journée

Dude shut the fuck up with your fucking autism stop pretending you are an anime character on fucking Jow Forums think 2 seconds about how pathetic you are go kill yourself neetshit incel weirdo man i wanna beat the fuck out of your little twink anime watcher body

"I love chicken! Are we gonna be having chicken this evening? I'd make it more often at home, but I'm not a very good cook..."

"THAT'S REALLY RUDE! VIOLENCE IS BAD!"

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Avatarfagging is a bannable offense.

>"THAT'S REALLY RUDE! VIOLENCE IS BAD!"
faggot

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Every trannyfaggot on /vg/ (60% of them) avatarfag and nigger mods do nothing
won't be surprised if faggot jannies avatarfag themselves

You ever shoot Soviet milsurp before?

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Lemme smash you fucking faggot

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