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I'm making com natas on saturday

Com natas?
Bacalau com natas?

yes

>imperialistic Hansa-jews who buy our Northern Norwegian fish for rubbish low price and export it to southern countries where they make a foul-smelling disaster dish from it

VRÆÆÆÆL

Good goddamn choice.

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>foul smelling
nope

and for desert pastel de nata

It smells so bad, I once declined going to a celebration because they were going to serve bacalao there.

My handballtrainer is a Brazilian and one of my teammates is a 36 year old portoguese engineer.
The trainer is named Tiago Fernandes
The engineer is named Márcio Gonçalves

They're good, but people overrate them a little.

No it's delicious and bolo de arroz is a solid 7/10

Bolo de Arroz is deceiving that shit is FULL of sugar.

Guys, how do I ask if a girl wants to come over to fuck?
Do you have any portugese tricks?

Be more specific about the situation.

Is she native Portuguese? Is she Portuguese descent but living in Norway? Is she Portuguese but went to Norway to work?

what's a good portugese dessert then?

She's Norwegian, we've fucked once before
I ask here because Norgetråden is slow

>norsk-portugisisk vennskapsutgave

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Jesuíta. Bola de Berlim. Mousse de Chocolate

Then it's all good, none of our bullshit for you to handle.

Alguem já lhe disse que você é linda - Har noen fortalt deg at du er vakker?

Quere ficar comigo - bokstavelig talt vil du være(stay på engelsk) med meg

Quere hacer o amor comigo- vil du pule (vil du gjore kjærlighet med meg)

Lykke til, jeg har troen på deg

Bacalao is very popular here and it was very important in my hometown's history.

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Fazer, ikke hacer****

Ronaldo is a hexadecaroon but I'll let it pass.

They are the greatest sportsmen of our respective countries.

Don't you know, old boy.

thank you for the Bacalhau Norwayfriends

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>Then it's all good, none of our bullshit for you to handle.
I've heard this before about Portugese women. What is wrong with them except that they are bitches?

Blir litt for klisjé, tror jeg går for den klassiske "blir du med hjem til meg for å se på frimerkesamlinga mi?"

He's not actually hexablack.His ancestor from Cape verde is a white african

Porquê que escreveste bacalhau em Espanhol?

here's a pic I took in Norway when I was there
very beautiful country, would recommend

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I ate bacalhau in porto

wasn't very good

no salt or seasoning, wtf

Where did you go to

Life is suffering. I am well above average in terms of looks and it's so much easy with foreigners.

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went on a cruise ship from England to Norway
stopping at Stavanger -> Olden -> Geiranger -> Bergen
next time I'd much rather go by plane and rent a car there, ships are fun but you don't get to spend nearly as much time in the villages/cities as you should

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This. I spent new year's with a Brazilian family in Oslo once. Bacalao was very underwhelming.

>Brazilian bacalhau

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Me too. I don't find foreigners hard desu. It's easy once you're foreign, but it's hard to keep a long distance relationship with someone who lives more than 2000 km away from you.

yike

Only Norwegians and Portuguese understand the Atlantic

youtube.com/watch?v=5gaXzrDRtNg

I want to brave the Atlantic ocean with our Norwegian friends
also potential pic for a OP

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Carlsen looks Med
Ronaldo looks Berber

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Damn it portugal you can't abandon us

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t. changed /luso/ to /br/
friendship with Brasil over, now Norway is our best friend

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Based

they were just angry because of that obnoxious portuguese shitposter, we didn't mean it

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Bacalhau is based
>T.son of immigrants

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Nice pic

Hello Shawn Mendes

tfw never gonna get dominated by a portuguese cuteboy

SUUU

;)