Muh heritage thread

TAKI TAKI ¡RUMBA!

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POLLUTED

Yep.

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hello fellow floridian

I live in Massachusetts.

ONE DROPPED

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oh wait i thought that was the cuban flag

you're not the good kind of islander nevermind

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>oh wait i thought that was the cuban flag
O-ok

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me mums white, me dads white
simple as

Somehow I came out 6'3".

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Are you Henry Hill?

All of y'all deserve deportation. We are a WASP country.
based WASPs

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Rate

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Why do Irish and Italians always get together here in the States

rate?

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9/10 great detail.
Some English parts are off, but overall it's understandable.

Your father
>Redpilled on JQ as fuck
What does this mean?
>Hates commies
>Served in the soviet army
whot

i doubt you look that light

once upon a time religion actually still mattered in the west

Nah, I’m from Florida. My grandpa moved here from New Jersey to escape the mob.
We’re Catholic.

Service in the soviet army was mandatory.

this or he's just lying

burrito with european spice / 10

Did your grandparents on your dad's side speak much about their parents reactions when they got together / married? I'd imagine the Polish freedom fighter's reaction to his daughter marrying a German would have been like:
>pic related

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shitty position to be in

DO

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All of your ancestors have worked for the government, if you don't your a faggot

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I've been thinking about this, might join the Navy as a diver

Jewish Question

Do ya make ok money as a plumber?

bump

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rate boys

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shit hang on / alright fixed that

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What.

Stop calling me a turbomutt
It's hard as it is

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Dear lord.

Inte många som hävdar vallonskt blod har det egentligen, vi är tyvärr tattare.

>topal osman
based

>all russians by blood and cristians by religion
reading that made me think that you are some finno ugric with "mamaev" like surname.

That aussie cunt outta nowhere

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nvm i thought that was the flag of géorgia

dont know much about my great grand parents other than 2 of them were killed fighting in the war and another one made it to Germany and was able to survive

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KARA BOGA

she was orthodox christian, not a muslamic

What ethnicity then? Dagestanis are mostly muslim. Probably converted.

I honestly am not sure about conversion or not or whatever, All I know is she was orthodox christian and she was ethnically dagestani

im a retard, dagestani isnt a single ethnicity, but you get what I mean,but she wasnt georgian

Do you know that dagestani is not an ethnicity? It is mostly populated by avars/lezgins/kumyks/dargins

yeah I wasn't thinking when I made that post, but like I said I'm not exactly sure, just that I know she's not ethinically georgian

rate the fuckup in my family tree

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Thats just fact. All my ancestors are slavs from small region on border between Moscow, Tver and Yaroslavl oblast. Feels good.

My grandpa got drunk one wedding night
He grabbed me with his rugged hands
And unveiled my newly cut penis to everybody
They all laughed, for this is something unnatural to them

He is still alive at the age of 78 and frequents more intercourse than me

This is not fair

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THUSLA DOOM?

You're considered a kike

Mother died when I was 6, only got to know dad when I was in my twenties.

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Based

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I dont feel like coloring all this shit after writing so much.

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Tfw nothing interesting

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>nothing interesting
>sorcerer

Did anyone save that gay guy’s heritage tree where his dad was in Vietnam and his mom lived in East Germany

>distant relatives

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>believing in sorcery

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Nice try mr. Sorcerer

was your mom kicked out from home or what?

Vad är det här för jävla meme? Vadå tattare
Om folk i Sverige hävdar sig ha vallonsk släkt så är det enkelt, är deras släkt från typ Östergötland där i princip alla valloner bosatte sig är de nog valloner
Är deras släkt från nån annanstans har de tyskar eller ryssar i släkten
Har du en zigenare i släkten blir du bajsbrun direkt

tfw when i was child/teen my nickname was literally KOLDUN (wizard)
i didn't like it thougj
when i was younger younger (around 7 Years old) they called me MAG DURAK.. (mage fool)

Sad that (you) are the culmination of these bloodlines

>KOLDUN

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thats me now

Was your dads side of the family from near the gold rush area?

Kazak parents, kazak grand parents kazak great grand parents. Very interesting ancestry.

all your gonna get in the navy is guys diving in your bootyhole, fag

What a fucking guy, holy shit.

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I was born to a 21 year old Russian woman. She allowed a Caucasian/Armenian man to breed and leave her.
I am the result.
She promptly tossed me into an orphanage, from which I was adopted by a couple of American Jews.
That is my heritage.

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>europeans are normal
>aussies are batshit insane and hate each-other

that pretty much sums it up
I'm glad I got the European side of my family, and that I look a lot more like them.

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I am a shameful mutt

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heh I wonder where your great grandpa's family went

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who raised you

His 3 brothers were soldiers and probably died fighting. His sisters, parents, extended family - no clue. Apparently he liked to think they escaped to Israel.

All British Islanders are mutts. The Irish population has a % of Anglo Saxon so thoroughly mixed in that everybody has some, but the English are typically only 30-40% Anglo-Saxon, so basically a more thoroughly mutted version of the same thing

I mean obviously there's the implication that they were holocaust'd but a lot of people died in that war. Balts hate russians anyway so it's all good news for you :^)

How to rock a bowlcut like you do?

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