i wrote joke
anybody wanna hear it?
i wrote joke
anybody wanna hear it?
Sure
It better not have anything to do with VB, kangaroos, or Kiwis
let it rip lachy
no fuck off
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless.
It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented.
FUUUUUUUU BOOOOOOOOO
Ok, that was shit
I thought Australians are supposed to be funny
*backs off awkwardly*
y-yeah see you around
I dunno user, he probably got a big cowry for it.
keep your day job
*trowhs tomatoes*
Haha yeah ok
*talks to literally anyone else*
ha pretty good
what's the punchline?
I laughed.
Gave me a chuckle, not gonna lie.
Make another one user
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace"
So I bought her nothing.
i'm sorry
heres a joke
a man was listening to music when he noticed his speaker was making a slightly audible hiss noise.
annoyed he went to the music store and asked for a replacement cable
he came home and tried the replacement cable but unfortunately he still had the buzz so he went to a different music shop to ask for a hum destroyer
the hum destroyer only partially stopped the
Heres a joke
Australia
??????
The funny thing about the invention of the steam engine is the guy who invented it never used steam.
It wasn't until 2003 that Steam was released
???????
very bad
FUCKING BASED
"how does an aussie respond to a bad joke?
booo-merang"
Get it?
not bad
that was shit
learn from the german that what i call a good joke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
wtf I hate Lachlan now