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Threadly reminder the Jew fears the Jezza

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the red button on the telly hahahah
pressed by no one ever

Let's see how many UK posts we can get before JF pops up.

podcasts

Hmmmmmmm

homealone should watch benjamin button it'd help him cope

read this as
>Let's see how many UK podcasts we can get before JF pops up.
thanks to
hehe

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already saved the thread la

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Fucking shit myself in the train lads.... Again...

bon jour lads

stop looking at me

Was it on the toilet?

anyone up for a game of wordsthatfollow in an hour or so?

benjamin button is nonce kino

gf just sent me this

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no

Was at the gym yesterday and this kid smelled like he shitted his pants for real. Every time he got near me I smelled doodoool

Dying for a can of coke but I'm supposed to be cutting down

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Should I start a podcast?

k

love visible nips me

ah yes... jiggly

Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

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see you there mate

How interesting are you?

Ya. Have me on as a special guest

the gf

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>pierced nipples and nose
Yikes.

get diet you fat cunt

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No, on the seat outside waiting for the fucking druggo inside to finish up. I went to the doc last year after a monster shit tore my anus a bit. They gave me this surgery to loosen the muscles down there but it's fucked me up proper and I have fuck all control now.

are these nips visible enough for ya?

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Learn english you dumb cunt

yea yea jog on

yeah although I reckon late night is the best time

freak

podcasts have always been popular you cretins

yikes

how do I transition from a virgin freak into just a virgin?

mommy...

Podcast

dont we all

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too manyy UK flags itt.
hello friends, chai peelo
*sips*
garam hai

what was the get

I see your fatness has affect your reading ability. GET A DIET COKE YOU FAT CUNT

stop being a NEET

pipe down dave

you just got postmogged by me

kek

okay i'm on my personal laptop after a long time. what're some things to do on a computer?

Diet coke rots your teeth, which is why I'm trying to give up. YOU DUMB CUNT

Horst was a massive bender.

will give it a go in a bit to see if there's interest
if not will do it later

there's already an adolf up in the thread

>diet coke rots your teeth

no it doesn't

Is it true that the UK has no lottery?

There’s a pretty decent sized jackpot this weekend. Sometimes they get up near the billions

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more of a pepsi max man myself

Podcasts are the new starting a band in your garage

yeah but that elusive FIITT post is mine innit

thoughs on Zara Larssons bf?

no they haven't. what you mean is you've always been into podcasts
there was always a steady listener base but it's absolutely exploded in the past couple years, especially with a younger audience
most popular youtubers have their own podcast these days

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we have many lotteries and they're all tax free

youtube.com/watch?v=GuBjr3XPS4w

youtube.com/watch?v=GuBjr3XPS4w

youtube.com/watch?v=GuBjr3XPS4w

lmgtfy.com/?q=Does the UK have a lottery

Dumb cunt....

that's just a joke broo
haha don't get serious brooo...
*pats your back and walks away smoking a ciggy in my suit*

browsing the old 'dr

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Might make a podcast where I read brit outloud

poo rots your teeth

shut the FUCK up Ranjeet. you just got mogged. fuck off!!!!!!!

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you’ve heard right mate lottery doesn’t exist here it’s considered “anti-celtic” whatever that means

moni on form

stop being bitter about it e.g. raging against chads, normies or roasties

anyone else /literallygay/ here?

I bet she's fucked guys that look just like Robbie

why wouldn't it? it's acidic

classic gimmique

no there's not, it's not much over 50% brits which is still low
although none of the cancerous foreigners seem to be here, just good lads

nah only suck cocks as a joke

only on sundays

state of those 'brows

try to work out which pajeet is the based one
they're both fairly based but one of them is a bit more based

did you know hitler was actually black?

/brit/'s thoughts on Mia Khalifa's appearance on AFTV?

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>just going out with the girls babe, be home tomorrow

>watching will and grace
>when will is alone in his apartment he sits around reading books whilst naked

HE'S JUST LIKE ME

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Do these girls want to fuck or why do they wear these things?

sigourney weaver is a marvellous woman

state of o' those thighs...grim.

looks like a paki to me

you rang?

My god that is fucking shocking that

Thought his toe was his cock and was going to call Janny.

You got lucky this time lad.

sue

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more attracted to her with clothes on for some reason haha state of me

have nowt against benders, wouldn't mind being one, would be a laugh
but simply not into it in the slightest although i would let a bloke suck my willy (as long as that would be literally it, no other physical contact)
if you close your eyes then what difference does it make

pornstars should be shamed for life