Battle of the Century

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

Who would win?

How do we make this happen?

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Julian Moore
Julian Moore

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Logan Hill
Logan Hill

I would do unspeakable things to her tight lil body.

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Ryan King
Ryan King

They'd make a great lesbian scat porn couple "Literal retard gets shit on by facts and logic"

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

which one?

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

Give Soph a +billion$ budget...

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James Lewis
James Lewis

turnberg she is more brutal

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

who gives a fuck about this stupid environmnet cunt

she's a kid, what the fuck does she know. She doens't even pay bills yet or have a fucking job.

I notice she aint bitching to china, where the REAL world pollution is coming from. Or india

wanna know why? cause china and india will tell her to fuck right off.

the other girl at least forms real world opinions.

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

Sophie gets banned on Youtube for having the wrong opinion.

Greta gets promoted by the international media for having the right opinion.

Answer: Soph would destroy her in any sort of debate.

Eli Gutierrez
Eli Gutierrez

No you wouldn’t

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Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

This

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Tyler Bennett
Tyler Bennett

one is financed by wealthy industrialists and neo-libs
the other is funded by angry pedo incels
I know who my moneys on..

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

If you see this Greta, I want you to know I fucking love you Greta. I wish I could eat noodles out of your poophole and was forced to mix your poop with the Sichuan sauce, your rectal worms, parasites and slurp all of this miraculous mixture out of your pulsating anus with my yearning clapper, gently licking out this panacea for all our climate change issues in hope of improving the environmental situation in the world of today. Smear this fucking shit all over my fucking face, Greta, yes, I want to take delectation in the miasma of your crap's pervasive reek, snort noodles covered with your poop through my nose and spread your feces all over my nostrils by doing so, whereupon I long to engage with you in the most passionate coitus one can imagine with the saint climate change advocate that you are. Are you still underage, when are you going yo become a full-grown adult with perky tits and a mature cunt, my dear princess? Make no mistake though, you should be in charge all along, I shall submit to your most perverse desires and shall reject all signs of sexual patriarchy, you should rape me, sodomize me, force me to eat your shit. I wish you would reduce me to the role of a human toilet, shitting in my mouth, peeing inside my ears, nose, on my entire visage, infusing every fibre of my being with the terrifying supremacy of your bodily fluids and your physiological waste. No more climate change, no more Nazism, no more patriarchy, just the crushing reality of your anus subjugating my being and splattering shit all over my fucking face. Fucking do it already Greta, take off your fucking panties and shit in my fucking mouth, you fucking cunt.

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Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

The retard already won. The pervert has been banned from the internet.

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

I can't help fantasizing about being able to slide underneath her as she takes a crap. Not only is she struggling by having to discharge all of this wholesome, succulent excretion, but also she feels compelled to contemplate matters of utmost importance to the climate change situation in the meantime. She simply cannot refrain from calculating different parts of the entire equation interminably, which comes to impede her daily activities such as the act of defecation. And I'm there to observe this internal struggle, this laudable, beautiful manifestation of a young genius trapped in a little girl's body, the body that needs to take a shit and focus on even more pressing issues. My erection grows absolutely insufferable and even more adamant in light of her inner intellectual conflict as well as her innocence and her apparent inability to discharge feces, which goes on to exhibit her intrinsic helplessness and arousing charm.

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Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

Imagine thinking that you need to be a wage slave to have a valid opinion.

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

Her anus finally opens up and a little monster of a turd starts wiggling back and forth, endeavoring to free himself of the confines of Greta's enthralling, creamy colon.
'Aaahh, ze unmoglich stench!' yells he, 'Will anybody zeliver mich from zis horror?'
Upon taking notice of my presence, he introduces himself:
'Hello, meine name ist Herr Scheissenkugel. Mein boy, would you be sehr kind as to zeliver me from this prison of mein. Zis place stinks and it's so stuffy in here!'
'Of course, Herr Scheissenkugel, that's why I'm here. Don't worry, it will soon be all over.'
I promptly press my mouth against her anus and begin to suck Herr Scheissenkugel out of her asshole. Greta screams in panic, inevitably startled by my sudden resurgence of passion and my violent outburst of coprophilic ecstasy. Once she grasps the nature of the whole situation, she begins smacking me in the face, yelling:
'How dare you?! How dare you, you fucking Nazi! How did you get in my apartment, will you leave at once, I'm going to call security!'
But I pay no attention to her vociferations, none of this matters really, for I'm indulging in the abundant bouquet of her creamy, ravishing fecal matter. I detect a shade of a rancid cucumber, a partially digested brisket, a dash of musty yoghurt, perhaps a touch of sour grape juice. All of this wonderful abomination instantly validates my whole existence and undermines the meaning of everything else other than Greta's mission and the climate change crisis. I no longer feel any discontent or existential malaise, for I have surved my purpose in life. I have achieved my self-realization. I have consumed Greta Thunberg's poop.

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Jaxon Rodriguez
Jaxon Rodriguez

Soph would most surely activate the asperger on Greta during the debate.

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

Now we just need to translate to Swedish for the maximum butthurt

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

Pedos.
We don't.

Gavin Cook
Gavin Cook

heheheh

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

...Never thought I'd see a side by side comparison that makes Soph look pretty instead of a deformed midget.

Jack Wright
Jack Wright

greta's overseer would never allow this to happen

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

Greta would get utterly shrekt, because Lt.Corbis (while undoubtedly influenced by older kids) isn't a fucking marionette with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

That’s hot, you are man of culture.

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

Falling to the level of the left, using children as a means to win and purely an appeal to emotion...

it's just utterly pathetic and shameful - stop exploiting the innocence and harmony of children to further your own agenda.

The left proves their own insidious nature by doing this.

William Rivera
William Rivera

I WANT TO FUCK GRETA AND SOPH SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP THEIR LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF THEIR ASSES I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN THEIR RUMPS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT
I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THEMSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO THEIR LITTLE ASSBURGER WOMBS I WANT TO GLAZE THEM LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK THEIR LOLI BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF THEIR BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK GRETA AND SOPH I WANT TO FUCK THEM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE THE CHANCE I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT IN THEIR CUNNYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE SOPH I ALREADY CANT HELP IT BUT WHEN YOU ADD GRETA TO THE MIX I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK THEM I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT THEM HELP ME FUCK SO HORNY FOR FAS ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

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Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

It really is nuts how a child with right wing opinions is banned from Youtube, and yet this girl and the Parkland kids are promoted to push the left wing talking points, because they can pull the "don't attack children" immunity card.

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

FUUUUUCK FUUUUUUCK MY DICK IS SO FUCKING HARD I WANNA EAT HER FUCKING CUNNY, GRETA GIVE MY YOUR ASS, I WANT TO LIKC IT FUCKIBY CLEAN

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Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

They both have some kind of physical disorder, but the edgy one is more intelligent, cause the other one is an idiot.

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

That would be amazing if Soph made her sperg out. She would start "REEEeeee"ing like that dude on HWNDU

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

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Connor Perez
Connor Perez

E

Mason Watson
Mason Watson

"using children as a means to win and purely an appeal to emotion"
Watch this to see how far the Left will go.
youtube.com/watch?v=itMpIWGrYu0

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Oliver Brown
Oliver Brown

Also, in interviews Soph actually seems intelligent, so she isn't having her stuff written for her. I have a feeling in a open ended conversation the other girl would have a hard time. She is reading off notes during her recent speech.

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

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Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

Imagine thinking that to make decisions you have to contribute

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

Not a fair fight one of them is autistic with a drunk mother and the other is Soph.

Blake King
Blake King

Isn't Soph like 14 or something? Why is she already wearing chokers and makeup? I swear whoever made her right-wing is grooming her to be his sex slave.

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

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John Cruz
John Cruz

the lucky bastard

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

dude you just posted cringe

Dylan King
Dylan King

Gretta would kick that little jewish tranny's ass.
Whites are still more intelligent than kikes, even if they have assburger.

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

Shoutenings!

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Mason Scott
Mason Scott

Frankie MacDonald is our retard weather guy, Greta hasn’t predicted shit. Frankie on the other hand has an impeccable record.

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

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Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

Good point!

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

Why both of them look too young for their age?

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

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