What does French sound like to you?

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honhonhon je suis mangé les champignons

Perveeeeru

vuvu se shu le pan pon pi honhonhonhon

when i (try to) speak French i feel like i've got
>sexiness + 10
>rationality + 10
>floweriness + 10

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Cute

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OUOUOUOU JETTTTEEE UIIUIUIIII OLOLLOLLOO BAGUETTTUUUUUUU MON AMI HON HON HON HON HON HON

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Sounds gay.

rude
French used to be respected

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But it doesnt. It's so far behind from russian.

tuo mu mone perpetuli *insert weird throat sound here* something something

Hon hon hon, je cannote-spelle
>seriously, why so many silent letters?

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this
It sounds classy, intelligent and a bit gay.

Japanese woman eats french gaijin
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>It sounds classy, intelligent and a bit gay.
British English sounds classy, intelligent and a bit gay.
French just sounds very gay (from what I've heard on Jow Forums)

my fellow country man

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we had a lot of reforms
basically for some the pronunciation changed but the spelling didn't, and for some letters were added to reflect the latin origins of some words

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English

Sounds like diarrhea.

Sounds like it should be turned into arabic

I'm not sure someone speaking English should say that, though.

I heard some young lady speak Finnish with a French accent on the train recently and it was the sexiest thing I've ever heard

>ce sentiment quand je suis trop stupide pour parler le français correctement

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C’est un trou de verdure où chante une rivière,
Accrochant follement aux herbes des haillons
D’argent ; où le soleil, de la montagne fière,
Luit : c’est un petit val qui mousse de rayons.

Un soldat jeune, bouche ouverte, tête nue,
Et la nuque baignant dans le frais cresson bleu,
Dort ; il est étendu dans l’herbe, sous la nue,
Pâle dans son lit vert où la lumière pleut.

Les pieds dans les glaïeuls, il dort. Souriant comme
Sourirait un enfant malade, il fait un somme :
Nature, berce-le chaudement : il a froid.

Les parfums ne font pas frissonner sa narine ;
Il dort dans le soleil, la main sur sa poitrine,
Tranquille. Il a deux trous rouges au côté droit.

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why so rude?

it sounds like people getting killed and wasting my money

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like making uneccesary weird and hard to destinguish noises with your troath and nose

have a suspicion that french women do anal fairly readily

It unironically sounds good and I regret not studying it after high school.

Way too nasal and has too many homophones (no pun intended)
I prefer listening to Italian and Portuguese