Ywn be born in norway or switzerland where problems don't exist

>problems don't exist
I wish. I've been hunting this damn bug in our software for more than a week now.
At least I get payed well for doing it.

>where problems don't exist
Do you know how many times I've had to shuffle snow of my driveway this week?

We'll take those dividends too inshallah

Its cold as fuck in both of these

is there a problem in your cunt? for a member of EU?

Belgiums have pretty much the same standard of living as us, and the same problems.

>living on a number

>living on a number
Memes aside, we do have other industries aswell.
We are one of the biggest aluminium producers in the world.
Our fishing industry is also a major global player in the international fishing industry.
And our enourmus water powered electricity indusutry will soon light up homes in large parts of Europe as soon as the finish the underwater cables connecting us directly to the rest of the continent.

Our sovereign wealth fund is the largest in the world, and work as a kind of buffer when a rainy day comes. I think it surpassed 1 trillion USD some time ago.

>plan to live on the dividents.
So your whole country is just going to be NEETs then? Apart from essential services, who will be paid via dividends.

>So your whole country is just going to be NEETs then?
In Finland they are currently experimenting with "citizen salary".
Basicly being paid for just being a citizen.
As production chains are becoming increasingly automated, there is no question that jobs will become scarce in the future.
So becoming somewhat of a NEET-nation of sorts isn't really that far-fetched.

It'll even happen here, too, but as usual the country will have to be dragged kicking and screaming out of the past and into the future, after too many people already will have suffered.

I'm a maître chocolatier obviously

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Belgium has:

1. Crime (Brussels is the most dangerous city in Western Europe)
2. Bad roads (a running joke here is you know you arrived in The Netherlands when your car stops bumping up and down)
3. Muslims and Africans. Bigger cities like Antwerp are being replaces ethnically (75% of children under age 6 in Antwerp is not Belgian)
4. Mini-Africa (Wallonia) attached to our country. Only region in Western Europe with lower HDI than poorest US state, €7B yearly transfers from Flanders to Wallonia, and they vote heavily leftist. Also generally don't learn Dutch (in Brussels Dutch speakers are looked down upon and you will often be treated rudely if you don't speak French well).
4. No culture. Dutch and French speaking part barely interact culturally speaking but leftist Walloons want to stay attached to rich Flanders.
5. Really nothing special about the country geographically, there's the Ardens and some old cities but nothing other countries don't do better.

And so on and so on.

Do you have problems with immigrants? You have a lot of them, but never heard of you having any trouble with them Everyone just talks about sweden's situation all the time

We have some problems with them like all of western europe, but Sweden has it noticeably worse than us. Nigs are always gonna nig and our immigrants (africans, arabs, slavs) are overrepresented in crime and incarceration rates. Sweden has some problems that we don't have, like no-go zones and dangerous ghettos and afaik their immigrant gangs are much worse.

Pretty weird, if I've understood correctly you have more of them than sweden? I just wonder how they fucked up so bad, hand grenades, burning cars, the gangs and all that

*cough* Oulu immigrant grooming gangs raping children *cough*

>BELGIAN complaining about their country not being first world enough
fuck off, you’re one of the most developed countries on Earth

Wow do i go to spain or italy today ja i am so like depressed

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We've had some pretty bad things happen here also, but still far better, than sweden

>if I've understood correctly you have more of them than sweden?
I don't know who told you that, but it's not correct.
Sweden has more in terms of total amount. Some might have claimed that we have more per capita, but I even per capita is pretty similar.

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Just move here lmao

sounds boring tbqh

>the global stock market

user, I ...

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>wah I hate problems hand me things
>life should be easy :((